TheShamanMaster presents...
The Year Of The Dog Party
Story & Script by TheShamanMaster
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...
Note: Thanks for the reviews everyone! Here's Chapter 9...
Previously...
Naruto walked in, and looked round for Sakura. He spotted her talking to Ino and TenTen. TenTen was dressed as Fuu from Samurai Champloo. He spotted Kiba and Shino with Hinata. Kiba was a gangster, with loads of gold chains, and Shino was dressed like a Sherlock Holmes, complete with a pipe.
Ino spotted 'Yondaime'. "Hey, Sakura, who is that?" She turned to see. "Yondaime?" Everyone turned to see the person who had just entered. Most were in shock and were staring. Most dropped cups of fruit punch.
"Yo. What's poppin?" ''Yondaime'' asked the crowd.
Chapter 9: Battle of The Pimps
Everyone stood there in shock. This weren't the actual Yondaime was it? Couldn't be. Naruto walked through the room nice and slowly. Tsunade was sitting at the far back table, dressed as Professer McGonagall.
What the hell is Tsunade-obaachan wearing? Naruto looked round. My, my. I am getting the attention...But if I want to fool people, I got to think like Yondaime would...a serious guy, with a modest tone...I guess that sums him up well...
"Hey, what's going on everyone?" He asked again. Tsunade was in a state of shock. She tapped Shizune on the shoulder.
"Hey, Shizune." She whispered.
"What? If you're gonna ask what I think you're gonna ask, then I don't know either!"
"I was gonna ask 'Do you think that could be the real Yondaime?'"
"I knew you were gonna ask me that! So, should we arrest him? He could be a spy of Orochimaru for all we know."
"Dammit, Shizune! Don't you know Naruto when you recognize him? If he wants to have some fun, we'll play along for now."
"You sure?"
"Trust me." Tsunade's lips curved into a smirk. "We'll have some fun alright..." She stood up from where she was sitting, and took a deep breath.
"Yondaime-sama! I welcome you to our Year Of The Dog Party!" She announced.
Naruto thought quickly. Okay, be confident. Respond calmly. 'Yondaime' took a bow. "I'm pleased to be here, Tsunade-sama." Remember, I have to be in role for this...
"And now, Ladies and Gentlemen. Let the party begin!" Shizune blew off some colorful bangers, and everyone cheered on. However, some were concerned about Yondaime appearing. Was it his ghost? Someone disguised as him? Everyone was kept guessing. But word was passed on through the sensei's about 'Yondaime' from Shizune...
Naruto walked over to the opposite side of the room, grabbed a chair, and sat down. He crossed his legs, and folded his arms. He smiled a small smile as he gazed upon the room.
"Looks nice." He said to himself. Meanwhile, Gai and Kakashi were standing next to each other staring. Not even taking their focus off one another.
"You know you can't win..." Kakashi muttered.
"Oh? I beg to differ, eternal rival." Gai cracked his knuckles. Kakashi cracked his wrists.
"After this, we'll know who's won..."
"Oh, we will. We will..."
Another voice popped in. "I believe that will be myself, senors.."
Both turned to see Jiraiya in his suit. All three were giving each other death glares.
"Enough of this crap! We'll rendevous back here in 5 minutes. Then, the contest will begin..." Jiraiya said.
"What contest?" Gai asked.
"Dancing. I hope you boys bought yo dancing shoes. Cuz this is gonna be a LONG night..."
Sakura walked over behind Naruto and said softly; "Hello there, 'Yondaime-kun."
Naruto turned his head slightly. "Well, hello Sakura-chan." His eyes trailed up and down her. The dog outfit was just for right her.
"Now, you are sexy..."
She blushed. "Th-Thanks...You sure you don't have a leash? I could be a bad girl for you..."
Naruto chuckled. "Well, I'll just have to think of something, won't I?" He kissed her on the cheek. Just then, Yamato came over.
"Yo, Naruto."
He looked up, and was surprised. "Yamato-taichou?" Yamato had his hair spiked up, and had dyed it slightly bluish. He was wearing a white open shirt with the collar turned up, and a metal belt across his pants. He had a small mask piece on his face, and was carrying a small sword on his back.
"Espada Number 6. Grimmjowl Jaggerjack. At your service."
Naruto raised his eyebrow. "That's weird, but it looks so cool...Wait! How do you know-!"
"Ain't it obvious? Who else do I know has blonde hair, blue eyes, and has a face like a fox when he speaks?" Naruto went a little red in embrassment.
"Anyway." Yamato continued. "Great costume. I gotta go talk to Kakashi. Have fun you two." He left. The blonde turned back to Sakura.
"Sakura-chan, you look beautiful."
"Thank you, Naruto-kun. You look wonderful also." Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Ino and TenTen came over to join both of them.
"Wow, Naruto! Looking gangster!" Kiba said
"Speak for yourself! Where'd you get all that gold from?"
Kiba tapped his nose. "I have my sources. Don't I, Shino?"
Shino nodded. "Of course, my good friend."
"What are you wearing?" Sakura asked wondering.
Shino blew some steam from the pipe he had. "Sherlock Holmes. Haven't any of you read the books by Sir Arthur Colan Doyle? Seriously, there's a thing called 'reading', you know."
All of them laughed. "Wow, Hinata, you look great." Naruto commented.
Hinata blushed. "Th-Thank you, Na-Naruto."
"Geez! What is up with all of you?" Ino said brushing some of hair back. "Let's start conversation already! We haven't been together like this in ages! Oh, and Naruto, if ya bored of forehead girl here, me and you can always go to the back and have some fun..." She purred lightly, which made Naruto shiver.
"Back off, porker!" Sakura cried back. Everyone laughed.
"One more thing: Shino, where did you get that outfit?"
"Out of town, my dear girl. Out of town."
Neji and Lee finished playing a song. Everyone cheered them.
"Thank you, Konoha! YOU RULE!" Lee shouted. Just then, the three pimps walked out in front. People started to raving comments at them. Kakashi grabbed the microphone from the stand.
"Hey asshole! That's mine!" Lee shouted.
"Everybody! Welcome to the first of Konoha's Battle Of The Pimps competition! I'm your host, Hatake "The Pimp" Kakashi! Along with me is Maito Gai!...
"That's A Pimp Named Gai!"
"err...yeah.." Kakashi continued speaking. "And our last pimp, Jiraiya "The Bitches"...er...Jiraiya!" Jiraiya did a little moonwalk to show off.
"Now, it's time for the dance off! The one who does the best dance moves and attracts the most women wins!" The crowd started to yell and scream. Kakashi handed a CD to Lee.
"Put this on would ya?" He handed a CD to Lee. Lee looked at the title.
"Pirates of Dance?"
"We don't even have the proper music book for that. How we suppose to play it?" Neji said.
"Just put it on! We're gonna bring this party down! And switch on the lights also." Kakashi asked. Lee quickly popped the CD into the player, while Neji went over to a box on the back wall, and flicked a few switches. Brightly colored lights masked the walls of the place. Kakashi, Gai and Jiraiya walked into the centre, with hoards of women cheering each one on.
"Let's do this shit now!" Jiraiya shouted.
"Hit it, Lee!" Gai called out. Lee finished connecting the player to the big speaker. He hit the play button.
We're gonna take you to another place...
Where pirates dance and come from outta space...
All three of the pimps started busting their moves. Gai started to dance on his hands would you believe! The applause from the audience grew bigger. Kakashi started to breakdance fast. And very fast. It was hard to keep up with the speed he was at. Jiraiya flipped back and forth on his hands and feet pulling off a few moves himself. All three looked at one another with deadly looks. None of them wanted to lose. After a few minutes, the song ended. The crowd burst into applause and screams.
"Tired yet?" Kakashi sneered.
"Not yet!" Gai replied. "Lee, another track or two! We'll see where we get after this!"
"First one to drop loses huh?" Jiraiya asked.
"Now, we really put our balls into it! Let's dance, bitches!" Gai put his arm in front of him, and did a 'come and get me' hand gesture. (A/N: Think of what Morpheus does in The Matrix)
Lee played the next track, and the three pimps were hot on their feet.
Meanwhile, Naruto and the others were killing themselves laughing at what was going on.
"Man, did you see Kakashi?" Kiba laughed.
"Dude must have one hell of a headache!" Ino said.
"Funniest thing I've seen in ages." Shikamaru said.
Naruto got up. "Since they're dancing, why don't we?"
"Huh?"
"C'mon! All of us! Let's have some fun for goodness sakes!"
"Shouldn't we let them finish?" Sakura said
"And this rate they'll be here all night long."
Time passed. Now things were getting really hyped up. It was now over 5 songs, and Kakashi, Gai and Jiraiya were still going. They were sweating heavily, and were puffing hardly.
"This ain't over. One more song ought to finish this!" Gai declared.
"You're on!" The other two replied. Kakashi thought. If he wanted to win this, he just had to do something. But what? He thought for a moment. The mask! He had never taken it off before. And no one had seen his real face.
If I take it off, I'll have the women bowing at my feet! I can see it now...me...the king!
The last song was about to play. All three were set. This was the last stand.
"Now!" Kakashi said to himself loudly. Without hesitating, he closed his eyes. grabbed his mask with his hand, and with a rough tug, he pulled it off. It slowly dropped to the floor. There was a loud gasp from everyone. The real face of Hatake Kakashi had finally be revealed. Loads of women in the crowd had hearts in their eyes. Kakashi was really handsome.
"Kakashi-sensei..." Naruto was at lost for words. This reminded him of the time when him, Sakura and Sasuke tried to find out what was behind his mask. But that time, they failed miserably. Kakashi slowly opened his eyes.
"Now...it's time to show you who is the master!" The song began to play, and he immediatly flipped over, and breakdanced. Jiraiya and Gai were trying to keep up with his speed. Kakashi then flipped forward onto his hands. Copying what Jiraiya did before, and added his own little twist. Gai tried keeping up, but failed. In frustration, he threw off his shirt revealing his well muscled figure, and began moonwalking. While the sannin was thinking of his own thing, he couldn't. He wouldn't want to get naked, that would gross people out. He fell to the floor, and raised his hand.
"I GIVE UP! I JUST CAN'T COMPETE!" Some people cheered him for his effort. Yamato came out, and lifted Jiraiya on to a chair on the side. He may have lost, but he proved he was the pimpish type.
The silver-haired jounin, and his rival, the 'used-to-be-wearing-spandex-freak', were still going. The song came to an end, and both froze in position. There was another huge gasp. Gai had his vision locked on Kakashi and vice-versa.
"We...aren't...finished..." Gai mumbled while wiping his brow.
"Too true. Oi, Kiba!" Kakashi called out.
"What? Asking for help's illegal...in KONOHA!"
"Shut it! You said we ain't done, and I'm gonna continue!"
Kiba moved through the crowd, and to the middle of the room. "Yeah, what it is?"
Kakashi smiled. "Neji, chuck him the mic." Neji gave Kiba the microphone.
"Drop a beat, yo!" Kakashi said
"Excuse me?" Kiba asked confused
"I said drop a beat for me, bitch!"
Kiba clenched his teeth. "All cuz I look like a gangster, doesn't mean I have to act like one!"
"Look, drop me some beats, fool! I'm not gonna lose!" Kakashi grew impatient.
Kiba scoffed. "Alright, I'll do it." He put the microphone close to his mouth, and started to produce some beats with his mouth.
"Rap?" Jiraiya said.
Kakashi started moving again, and started to dance all gangster.
"Yo, my name The Pimp, Kakashi!
If You don't like my shit, you can go f- me!"
I'm the king of da city"
Oh my, what a pity!"
If you can't keep up,"
Then, you can shut up!"
I have silver hair,
yeah, it looks unfair!"
Tell yo' bitch to come on down,
I'll turn dat frown upside down,
I'll give her the time of her life,
So she won't havta reach for da knife,
You heard me straight, I don't lie
I won't be afraird If I die,
You got done by the master of disaster,
I'll put yo arm inna plaster caster,
Cuz the king was too much for you,
Y'know you can't do it too,
This is how I do ma rhymes,
I don't got da time,
So to hell with you p-k,
Cuz you just lost your d-k,
Kakashi's da name,
Rhyming and rapping is ma game!"
The audience burst in to a huge uproar. Who knew Kakashi could rap as well as dance?
"Your turn." Kakashi smirked. Kiba started another few beats, and now it was Gai's turn. Gai got in the mood of gangster.
"I like to wear my spandex
it helps me to have sex,
your such an asshole,
yo is ugly like a troll,
The way I do ma tings is...is...cool?
I like dipping in ma swimmin' pool?...er...er...erm...
Gai was sweating like mad trying to rhyme, but was getting frustrated. "I...I...I...uhh..." Kakashi made a gun gesture at Gai, and 'fired'.
"Kiss, kiss, bang, bang! You lose!" Gai fell to the floor, and raised his arm. "I...can't...compete..."
"I win." Kakashi said. The whole audience cheered and shouted his name to the heavens. Kiba was also praised for his 'beats'.
Naruto came up, and placed his arm on his shoulder. "I didn't know you did that."
"Heck." Kiba shrugged. "Something I do in my spare time." As the audience continued to cheer, Kakashi stood proudly, and made a speech.
"I guess I'm Konoha's number one pimp...Hatake "The Pimp" Kakashi..."
"And you're Konoha's number one ass! I can't believe I lost to you!" Gai shouted as he got up.
"Shut it, Gai."
"That's A Pimp Named...y'know, forget this crap! I'm outta here!" Gai turned round, and with what women were with him, and went to the back of the room.
Yamato came forward. "Lemme buy you a drink...How does a cocktail sound?"
"Cheers." But a very serious Neji stopped Kakashi.
"I'm pleased with your skills. Now, you think me and Lee can continue our music?"
"Fine, fine. Remind me not to piss you off."
"Remind me not to invite you to any parties!"
"Jealous?"
"Hardly." Neji and Lee got back to their instruments, began replaying. Lee got the mic back, began speaking.
"Alright! Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's get this party rolling on again! Here's a song called Easy Lover! Enjoy!" Both boys started playing.
Naruto smiled at Sakura. "Sakura-chan, may I please have this dance?"
"Of course, Naruto-kun." Both walked to the middle, held hand in hand, and began dance. Many couples followed them on, including Kiba and Hinata. The love in the air was just about to be delievered...
Kakashi and Yamato went to the counter in the corner. "Hey, bartender! Two cocktails on the rocks!"
The bartender turned round. The other two were surprised. "Ibiki?"
"Hey." Ibiki was dressed in black, with sunglasses.
"Who are you meant to be?"
"Morpheus."
Chapter 9 is done! Chapter 10 wil be back on track with the romance, so expect quite a bit next time.
And now for a talk with the cast-
Naruto: (reads quickly) Kakashi-sensei actually won?
Sakura: Seems like it..
Kiba: Who knew I could beat?
Me: Well, this fanfics full of surprises. I've already got the next chapter and...oh nuts!
Neji: What's up?
Me: I just remembered dudes and dudettes, I got exams in two weeks! That means the next chapter won't be published until December 20th!
Naruto: What? But that's near Xmas! You've been working on this thing since January!
Me: Yes, but my future is at stake here! Look, I'll promise two chapters if I can. So for now, you guys are gonna have to wait!
Everyone: Ahhhhh man!
Lee: Well, can we at least get some reviews?
Me: Fine. (Holds up huge banner) Please review on what you thought of this chapter! There's free cookies in it if you do!
Naruto: What about ramen?
Me: Dude, be quiet!
What, I said just now was true. I gotta go hit the books, so to speak. But please review for now, hope you enjoyed this.