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"I can't believe I have a brother."
That was Obito been hearing now and then on the ride home.
" Winry, it can't be that bad being related to Deidara."
The girl looked up," You're probably right. I'm being silly."
" You're his sister?" Hidan inquired." Damn...you're hot."
"Thank you and I'm taken." Winry blushed.
" Oh, yeah...Tobi." Hidan grumbled," so, you have the same hand mouths too?"
"...Hand mouths?" Winry repeated.
" I guess not," Hidan concluded." Deidara! "
" What un?"
" Does our exalted leader know she's here?"
"No...crap un." Deidara sighed," he won't accept ordinary people in the Akatsuki. She can't be here."
" But..." Winry protested, as Deidara dragged her by the arm," Tobi, get her out-"
He stopped midsentence when Pain arrived." Who is this?"
" My sister Winry."
" Does she have your kekkai genkai?"
"No."
" Then she can't be here."
" Let her stay." insisted Konan," I 'm surrounded by men and could use female companionship."
"Fine." grumbled Pain.
" Yay!" cheered Tobi, hugging Winry," welcome to the Akatsuki!"