Okay, so Robin asked everyone in the ship what they think about gays, and no one is really against them, but I still feel unsure, I'm no one for being nervous but, this freaks me out. I don't know why exactly I still have to talk to Luffy first, but I highly doubt he will wake up before night, I just wore him out in the bath, he couldn't walk! After all the fights I saw him in, this is the first time he says he can't walk, and it's because of the pain he feels, and I cause that pain, now I feel horrible.

Anyway is not as he didn't enjoy it, he asked for it, literally, so he can't really complain. I still feel horrible. My thoughts change in some moment I don't really remember, and they star being of my captain, I know they already were but, I mean in another way, like I start thinking about his beautiful and deep eyes, his cheerful smile, his black hair, his little body, his way of acting, his personality and so on, I feel like a teenage-in-love-girl, fuck you Luffy, what the hell did you do to me? And is the fucking second time that I don't notice how the time passes as I think, it's already night, I'll go and see if Luffy is awake already.

I go to his room and no one is there, so I guess he is awake, and he was probably hungry and went to the kitchen to bother the ero-cook. I head to the kitchen; it's still not the moment to eat so only shitty-cook is in here.

-oi, have you seen Luffy?-

-No, I haven't, can't find him moss-head?-

-exactly, he disappeared from his room and I thought he would be here bothering you 'cause he´s hungry-

-Seems logical since what you two did in the crow's nest-

-WHAT THE HELL HAD YOU SAY!? –

-I was with Robin-chwan~ when she looked up there, didn't see anything, thank god, my eyes would have exploded other way- I'm not in the mood to argue with him

-Whatever, I'll just go and find Luffy-

-You better hurry if you want him to eat; dinner's going to be ready in 5'- I go away from there and start looking for Luffy.

(Some minutes later)

This is crazy, I had looked for him in every single place of this ship, and he can't have simply jumped overboard without anyone noticing 'cause he can't swim. Where the hell did he hide? I'm going to start all over again and mention the food, maybe he comes out if I do that. I go again to his room.

-oi Luffy, if you're here dinner is almost ready, come out if you want to eat- I hear something moving around –is that you Luffy? - I can't see if it's him, but I'm sure someone is there.

-Zoro? - asks Luffy really quiet

-Yeah, it's me, would you come out now?-

-NOOO! - He shouts as if I had said a terrible thing

-Why not? Dinner's almost ready, you have to go there or you won't eat-

-I still can't walk, and I don't want anyone to see me- that took me by surprise

-why? –

-Just because- he says, I still can't see him, but I can feel his sadness, I sigh, there's no use on arguing with him

-Would you like me to bring you your food? –

-Yes, please-

-Will you tell me what's wrong after that? –

-I'll think it- I sigh, again, oh right; I have to tell him what Robin told me

-You know what? Robin told me no one in this ship is against gays-

-Really? – He seems a little less sad

-Really, do you want to tell them?-

-I want to, but I'm not going out of this room- he answers, there's no use

-Okay, listen, I don't like you being like this, it makes me feel bad, so let's do this, I'll tell them about us, but when I bring you your food you'll have to tell me what's going on to make you this sad, okay?- I say really not knowing where to look.

-I'll tell you then, but promise me you won't break up with me-

-Even though you know that's never going to happen, I promise you I won't break up with you – He really asks for strange promises –I'm going now, I'll be back with your food-

-Okay, good luck telling them- I smile, I hope he sees it

I go out of his room and walk to the kitchen, I enter there and everyone is sitting waiting for Sanji to put their plates on the table, I just sit on my normal spot and wait as well,then Sanji walks toward Nami and gives her a plate full with food, then Robin, then Chopper, then Usopp, then Franky and last to me.

-oi marimo, have you found Luffy? –

-yes, I had, but he doesn't want to come out of his room- I say and then whisper –beside he can't walk- fortunately no one hears –He asked me if I could take his food to him-

-That idiot- he blinks sometimes –okay, you can take his food to him- then he whispered so that only I could hear –after all is your fault- I chuck, I hate him

I can see in everyone's face the confusion and worry, I'm worried too, but I know part of him not coming to dinner is my fault, anyway I have to think of a way of saying I'm dating Luffy before I go and give him his food. I stop eating take a deep breath while Robin smirks and the ero-cook tries not to laugh yet, they know what I'm going to say

-Luffy and I are dating- everyone spited what they had on their mouth, and look totally shock, then Sanji start laughing and Robin tries not to. Everyone stayed in silence

-You and Luffy what?- Usopp asks in a total shock

-We are boyfriends-

-Since when? – asks Chopper

-Three months ago- I'm mentally prepared for any question; I knew they would start asking

-why didn't you tell us? – asks Franky still in the initial shock

-'cause he didn't want to disgust any of you-

-Why would he disgust us? – Usopp asks

-Because we are two men-

-Now I understand why Robin was making that investigation for- says Chopper, and Robin smiles and nod

-Have you and Luffy had sex? – Nami is as pervert as Sanji

-Yes, we had, this afternoon for the first time; part of this has to do with Luffy not coming to eat-

-who toped? – asks Nami

-Me- short

-Oh, so that's why- I role my eyes as everyone seems to understand

- Isn't he rubber? It shouldn't have hurt him- says Chopper

-How big are you down there!?- asks Nami being a pervert again

-Shut up, can I go and give him his food now? - Sanji gives me Luffy's plate and I walk away from the kitchen going again to Luffy's room.

-Luffy, I'm back, and I have food- I said, but he does not appear –at least say something-

-Why? - I hear him

-Why what? - I ask

-Did you tell them? –

-Yeah, they were shocked, but they don't mind-

-That's good- he sighs –I'm a girl-

-Yeah, you seem one sometimes- I joke

-No, I mean, I'm a girl- I'm starting to worry

-Luffy, you are a boy; I have seen you down there-

-I KNOW! THIS AFTERNOON I WAS A BOY, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS A GIRL! A FREACKING GIRL! - He says and comes out of where he was hiding and in fact he's a girl

-What the fuck? - He now has a pair of teats and his hair is longer, also I can tell he's waist is thinner and his hip is a little wider –how did this happen? - I ask

-I don't know! When I went to sleep I was still a boy, then I woke up and was a girl! – "She" shouts, I leave the plate on the floor and walk to "her" then I hug "her" –Zoro…- "She" hugs me back–I'm scared, I don't know what to do- "she" let out a sob and starts crying –I don't want you to break up with me-

-I'm not breaking up with you Luffy; I'm not going to do that because you are a girl or a boy or anything; I'm not going to do that- I say as I let "her" cry on my chest –come on, stop crying, we'll solve this, 'kay? But firs eat your food, if not you're going to be hungry- "she" separates from me

-Okay- Luffy says and walks to the food

-At least you can walk again- I whisper into Luffy's ear and "she" shivers.

-I can since I woke up- now that I think his voice is more girly, in fact all Luffy's features are more girly, well now Luffy's a girl so it makes sense.

-You look girly-

-I haven't notice- "she" says with sarcasm and touching her breast

-I meant your face and voice!-

-I don't have a mirror to know that! But I did notice my voice- says Luffy –we are still boyfriends, aren't we?-

-Of course we are, but you are more like my girlfriend right now- Luffy blushes

-You have just told them we are going out and now we have to tell them I've turned into a girl, they are going to have a heart attack at these peace!- Luffy starts laughing, and I join, it's true, poor them.

-Why don't we play with them a little? – I suggest

-What do you have in mind? -

-Well…- I tell Luffy all that has crossed my mind in two seconds and he's laughing in anticipation –What do you think? –

-I'm up to it!-

-Remember you can't use hat during the prank- I say

-Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving it here- Luffy took it off and leaves it on "her" bed

-go get prepare-

-You know they are going to be mad at you, don't you?-

-Yeah, I know, but is a funnier way to tell them you've turned into a girl-

She walks out of her room; I've calling Luffy "she" and "her" is strange, but is even stranger call her "he", "him" and "his". After some minutes, I went out of the room as well and walk toward the mast facing the kitchen waiting for Luffy to come.

-Zoro…- Luffy calls me, I look at her, and she is wearing one of Nami's short skirts and one of Nami's bikini tops –how do I look?-

-Gorgeous, that ero-cook will be all over you- Luffy giggle

-you are a protective boyfriend, you know, I'm glad Nami doesn't throw away what she can't wear anymore-

-What do you mean?-

-She has a lot of clothes on a pile with a signboard that says "things that doesn't fit me anymore" –

-Why would she keep a thing that doesn't fit her? –

-Is something girl's do-

-How do you know?-

-I'm a girl, kinda think like a girl as well-

-Uh, really? What do you think of me?-

-Like, my girl side?-

-Yes, your girl side-

-well, that didn't change much, I find your big muscles sexier than before, I find sweet that you care for me and kinda feel in need of your attention more, and I like your clothes and all, I always thought you were sweet, caring, sexy, good looking, awesome and all-

-You're so fucking yourself- I say and hug her

-Yeah, I know that-

-No, I mean you are just you, I want to say is that you are unique and I love you for that so freaking much!-

-And I love you too- she says sweetly, I lean closer to her, put my arms around her even tinnier waist and pull her for a kiss, she puts her arms on the back of my neck and kisses me back. I have that perfect timing that just as I started the kiss Usopp came out of the kitchen. He notices me kissing someone with long black hair that's wearing a short skirt and a bikini top.

-ZORO!- He shouts and everyone else comes out of the kitchen and as they see what he has just seen they start running towards Luffy and me, that have just separate from the kiss.

-Zoro! You're so mean! - starts Nami

-How could you cheat on Luffy!?- asks Chopper

-From where did she come anyway? We are on the middle of the sea! Is she from the last island? - Franky asks in confusion

-That's right! Have you been cheating Luffy for so long? - asks Nami, Luffy and I just couldn't stand it anymore and we start laughing, Robin who seem that had notice who the girl is, starts laughing with us

-Moss-head! HOW YOU DARE PUT A HAND ON A LAIDY!? HOW YOU DARE CHEAT ON LUFFY!? AND HOW YOU DARE LAUGH ON OUR FACES!?-

-Robin! Don't laugh! Is not the time! - Nami shouts at her

-Shit marimo! - shouts Sanji and tries to kick me but I dodge it

-DON'T KICK ME IDIOT! - I shout as I stop laughing, also does Luffy as she worries that Sanji actually kicks me, also Robin stops laughing a little

-Wait! Sanji, don't kick Zoro! - Everyone is in shock, Sanji looks at Luffy and his eyes turn into hearts

-oh beauty lady~! I'll do what you say but this idiot has to pay for laying a finger on you~- he sang and is getting me piss.

-oi! Ero-cook stop that!-

-Why should I stop? I'm not doing anything wrong like others-

-I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG YOU IDIOT!-

-YES YOU WHERE! YOU WHERE KISSING THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY EVEN THOUG YOU'RE WITH LUFFY! - Luffy face palm

-I'm Luffy! - Now everyone is even more shock

-That's impossible beauty lady~ Luffy is a boy not a gorgeous girl as you are~-

-Sanji, stop that, I'm Luffy!-

-Really?-

-Yes, for real, I'm Luffy, could you please stop accusing Zoro of something he didn't do-

-How did that happen? – Franky asks in an effort to understand this

-Neither of us knows- I say

-Luffy, are those the clothes that I can't wear 'cause they are too small for me?-

-Yeah, sorry I borrow them without permission-

-I don't mind, anyway you always do that-

-Can I wear them? My clothes are too big because now I'm thinner and I don't have any kind of bra or something similar and they really bother me-

-Yeah you can, but seriously, how did you turn into a girl?-

-I don't know, I went to sleep as a boy and wake up as a girl-

-Will you be a girl for long?-

-Who knows? –

- Don't you care? – Asks Usopp

-I do care, but I can't do anything about it, so I'm not going to bother-

-She's right- comes Nami's voice

-Are we going to call him "her" and "she"? – asks Chopper

-Why not? She's a girl for now- says Sanji still with hearts on his eyes

-I don't care, but Sanji, stop looking at me like that, I don't like it-

-Now you know how Robin and I feel every day, he won't stop- says Nami

-Maybe I should rip his eyes-

-Oh, swordsman-san is protecting Luffy, how kind of you - Luffy smiles

-I'm Zoro's and he's mine- she says while coming near me to hug me, I hug her back and everybody "awwed" us.