So, now everything gets weird and I don't actually know what I'm doing, it's almost 5 am and you must expect mistakes, I'll correct them when I'm concious enough for that.
(Six month later)
-Shit, I really hate this- I say to no one in particular, but it's true, I hate being a girl, because of this Zoro doesn't want to have sex with me 'cause I could get pregnant, even if we have oral sex and all that kind of stuff I miss feeling his dick inside me down there, and when I suggested anal sex he said that it would hurt me and I wouldn't feel it like before 'cause girls doesn't have prostate. I hate being a girl –fuck this, I'm hungry- I say again to no one, at least I can take advantage of the situation and ask Sanji for food and he will not kick me out of the kitchen.
-Sanji~ I'm hungry- I say with the voice Nami taught me
-Yes dearest~ do you want something with meat~? – He asks, sometimes his singing is really annoying
-No I don't want meat, something else, vegetables, fruits; whatever that doesn't have meat- I must had said something really strange 'cause Sanji is looking at me with eyes full open and with this expression that says "What the fucking hell has happened!?"
-A-are you sure? - He asks really shock, I nod –okay- he starts cooking –EVERYONE! COME TO THE KITCHEN NOW! - In more or less two seconds everyone was inside the kitchen, excluding Zoro.
-Sanji, is there something wrong? - asks Nami
-Is there someone ill? - Asks a worry chopper
-I'm not completely sure, but something must had happened-
-Why do you think that cook-san? - comes Robin
-Look who I'm cooking for, and what I'm cooking- everyone looks at me, then at Sanji and the food, at me again, and at the food, at me, the food, at me…
-WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS!? – They all shout at the same time, then Zoro comes in, I'm sure he was sleeping
-What's happening in here? Why is everyone shouting? - Then he looks at me, I smile at him, he looks at Sanji and the food –Is that for Luffy? - He asks and everyone nods
-Luffy said she was hungry and I asked if she wanted meat, she then said she wanted whatever without meat- Now Zoro looks like he's going to faint and all the others continue with their shock looks, and then Zoro comes near me
-Are you feeling well? –
-Yeah, I feel perfect! – I say –What's with everyone face? –
-Luffy, you really don't want to eat meat? - I nod
-I'm not in the mood for it, that's all-
-Okay, okay, let's pretend this is normal, I don't actually think that it's a bad thing so let's just ignore it, what do you all say? – comes Zoro
-Zoro is right; it's rare but not unhealthy-
-It's pretty unique that he's eating vegetables and all that, let's do as nothing happened- Nami states, and with that, all of them go out the kitchen, except Sanji, who's still cooking, Zoro, and me.
-You and Luffy didn't do it, right? – Sanji asks Zoro
-We haven't since Luffy's a girl-
-I really miss having sex with Zoro- I say, again talking to no one
-I'm sorry Luffy, but I really don't want you going through a pregnancy- says Zoro as he kisses my check
-I know, you have told me that a thousand times, I was talking to myself- I say faking irritation, then blushing and kissing his nose.
-All right love-birds stop that, here's the food- I giggle, I had always giggle so I don't mind that much about it
-Thanks Sanji! - I say and start eating what Sanji has prepared for me
-Hey Luffy- says Zoro and I look at him –guess who has arrived- I put a confused look as he's looking outside the kitchen but I can't see at what or who. Zoro then sits in front of me
- Who? - I'm still confuse
-hi everyone! I've been told Luffy was here- it's Ace! –but I only see Sanji, Zoro and a cute, beautiful, girl- I can't help but laugh, he can't recognize me as a girl, no one can, on the island my crew and I have been they all think I'm a new member of the crew or something like that, I don't bother in telling them the truth though –no, seriously, where's Luffy?-
-I'm here ace! - I say once I sallow
-No, you are a cute girl; I'm looking for Luffy, my brother, means a boy-
-Yes, until six months ago I was your little brother, now I'm your little sister, more or less-
-come on, don't fool me! –
-she's telling the truth, she's Luffy, no one knows how it happened or why did it happened- then Ace looks at me carefully, scanning every detail of my face and body
-Holy shit! Luffy! Now I have to be the protective big brother! - I giggle, as if he hasn't been the protective brother before
-You already were the protective big brother- I start laughing, but I can feel Zoro is a little tense. Should I tell Ace about me and Zoro? Or would he burn Zoro if I tell him?
-no one has touched you, right? I mean, you haven't had sex with anyone while being a girl, right?-
-No, as girl I haven't had sex with anyone- it's not a lie, Zoro doesn't want to get me pregnant
-Good, and touched, like kisses or the private parts of your body? - Zoro is going to die of a heart attack, or it's going to be burn I don't know what's going to happen first, we haven't had "sex" like the way Ace is asking, but we had oral sex, and we surely had kiss, a lot, I still miss the feeling of being penetrated by his huge cock. Fuck I'm not giving any answer; he will know if I don't, geez, Zoro's going to die! –Luffy- says Ace in a warning tone, I know what comes next, and how can I save Zoro from dying?
-What? – I can't think of an answer and Zoro's going to die, I don't know how to save him and I don't know how to lie it's a fucking fact
-Did anyone touch you where you didn't want to? - He's getting worry and Zoro's at the border of having his heart stop beating, and thank god a blank on his question
-No- I say, thank god he added the "where you didn't want to". He stays quiet for some seconds, and I can hear Zoro's heart beating quick
-Okay, I trust you, anyway I was going somewhere when I saw your ship and decided to pay you a short visit so I'm going now, I totally didn't expect you being a girl, well, see you again! Can't wait what other surprise you have, and please put some decent clothes on that shows too much- says Ace as he walks out the kitchen and then goes away, then I look at Zoro who was not breathing
-Zoro, you need to breath! - I say; Sanji laughs at him and Zoro breaths –he's not going to burn you! I will not let him- I lean over the table and kiss him on the lips
-what did I say about you two being all over each other!-
-come on Sanji, he could have die two seconds ago!-
-that would have been great, now stop it or no more food- says Sanji
-It's not fair if you always use the same thing to stop us! - I pout
-It's the only thing that works, now eat, weren't you starving? – He asks
-Right! – I exclaim, I had almost forgot about it, it's Zoro's fault, but I still love him, I mean, how many people I know make me forget I'm hungry? Only him!
(Three months later)
-¡I see an island! – I shout and everyone turns to see, well not everyone, Zoro's sleeping, I run toward him and jump on top –Hey Zoro! There's an island! - He wakes up a little surprise
-are you always gonna wake me up like this? You're going to kill me! - He says, but pulls me closer hugging me
-Sorry! But I'm excited! There's an island! Nami! Is there any town in the Island?-
-Eh, it doesn't seem so, do you know which island is this Robin? -
-no, but as you said, it doesn't seem to be any kind of civilization in it- mmm maybe I could go and see, but…
-Gum gum rocket! - I shout and through myself out of the ship and to the island I can hear some "¡LUFFY!" from the others, but I had already done it, can't go back. Also, I can hear Nami yelling at Zoro and telling him to look for me.
I landed on the island and start looking around, exploring it, it's an incredible island, there are a lot of trees and plants and rocks, and there's not much more but it's amusing anyway.
-Right, so now what? – I ask myself, there's nothing to do, there are no animals, and I totally lost sight of the ship –Oh great! I got lost, again! Where the hell is the way out of this forest!?- I start walking around but I just can't find the way out.
I walk for a couple of minutes more to realize I'm walking in circles, fuck, I feel like Zoro, fuck I miss him and it hasn't been even an hour without him by my side, fuck, I'm pathetic. Suddenly I fall to the ground on my knees holding my stomach.
-ah! It hurts! - I try to shout but I can't the pain is too much to even move –I have to ah! Do something, ah god!- the pain stop so I stand quickly and run in any direction but the pain come back and I fall again –I'm not going anywhere like this- I murmur
-LUFFY! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?- I hear Zoro's voice, when the pain goes away for the second time
-ZORO! OVER HERE! COME QUICKLY! - I shout, fearing the pain comes back, and it does, and is worse than before
-Luffy! Are you okay? What happened? - Asks a very worry Zoro
-ah! Too much pain! – I can't even answer his questions
-don't worry, everything's going to be all right, okay? – He says, I feel the pain goes away
-Zoro, I'm scared! I don't know what happened, I was trying to find the way outa here and got lost and then this pain that comes and goes and every time it comes it's worst and each time it comes in a shorter time and ah!- the pain is here again
-don't worry, I'm gonna bring Chopper, he's gonna help you-
-No! – I shout, don't really know how loud –don't go, please! I need you here! –
-I'm coming back, I promise you, but you need Chopper- he tries to reason with me, but the pain
-Please Zoro stay!- I cry and hug one of his arms, I was still on the floor so he comes down and moves me to a tree so that I can rest my back on it, he sits next to me and I took his arm again
-It's okay, you're gonna be alright- he says, and it kinda calms me down. But suddenly I feel a lot more of pain and feel like something ripping me from the inside. I went down the tree lying on the floor, and I can feel Zoro freaking out
-ZORO! IT HURTS! SOMETHING'S RIPPING ME! - I shout, there is a lot of pressure and I push, don't know why, but I's the only thing that cross my mind. I keep doing so some more times and then all the pain was off, and I feel exhausted now, I still feel pain but it's nothing compared to what I was feeling two seconds ago, my breathing is irregular, I close my eyes and try to breath as I normally do and little by little I fall asleep.
I have to confess, I have no idea how to keep this going so, there's probably only going to be a few more chapters for this... now you can celebrate that this thing is finally coming to an end.