I have a feeling this is turning more and more ooc, but well...

-What the fuck? - I'm totally in shock, first I was looking for Luffy, then I found her lying on the grown in pain, then she said she was going to die if I went to find Chopper, I made her rest on a tree and she start shouting something was ripping her, then a baby comes out and now there is one little baby girl crying on the ground connected by the umbilical cord to Luffy, and she's sleeping after giving birth to her –Holly crap! How did this even happen? - I would start thinking about Luffy cheating, but as I see the little girl I can tell she hasn't, she looks like me, a female more delicate me, there are some differences but you can see who are the parents, even if she's only a new born, wait, that makes me a father, and that's pretty strange. I cut the cord that join them to Luffy and hold her. Even though I did everything to make sure this didn't happen, and I don't know how the hell did this happened, I can't bring myself to be upset by it, I kinda love her. Oh great I just start being paternal, oh who cares anyway? I see Luffy moving, and I remember I don't know a thing about medicine and I should bring Chopper.

-Zoro? - I hear Luffy –What are you holding? - Oh right she doesn't know she just gave birth, hell we didn't even know she was pregnant

-Well, a baby- I say, really, how do I explain to her she was pregnant and she has just gave birth?

-Baby…- she replays –who is it? –

-Yours and mine -

-How…? –

-I don't know, but if I don't go and look for Chopper this's gonna be bad, can you take care of her for a while as I look for Chopper?- Luffy nods and I handle her the baby

Then I stand up and run hoping I don't get loss, this is really important. Finally I reach the ship and for the first time in my whole life I didn't get loss, I ignore all the questions everyone is doing 'cause I have blood on my clothes for holding the baby and took Chopper, I'm sure everyone is worry, but I don't care I just need him to check Luffy and the little one.

-Zoro, what happened? Why do you have blood on your shirt? Where's Luffy? Is she okay? - Chopper is asking a lot of questions

-Luffy gave birth- is all I say; hope it's enough for now, at least he's in a shock and doesn't ask anything more

We reach Luffy in more or less a minute and Chopper start checking on her and the little girl, after some more minutes he sighs and looks at me.

-I thought you hadn't done it since she's a girl- he says –anyway the two of them are okay, Luffy is just tired and the other one is as well, anyway I should check them again on the ship-

-we hadn't, the first and last time I had sex with Luffy was when she was still a boy and after she woke up Luffy was a girl and we hadn't done it since then- Chopper puts a face as if he's thinking something, and then he opened his eyes

-I remember reading in a book something about the devil fruit users and the possibilities of having babies- he thinks again –I remember! It says that all the devil fruit user can get pregnant once, but never twice or more, if they are men, then they turn into women so they can carry the baby and feed them after the baby is born-

-okay, look, is not that I don't care about the medical explanation and all, but I think we should take Luffy and the baby to the ship so they are more comfortable than being on the floor, then you explain everything you have to- he nods, I took Luffy on my arms and Chopper in his more human form took the baby. As we reach the ship I can tell everyone is worry, I leave Luffy on her bed and then come out to see Chopper giving me the baby that is now full awake, clean and cover, now that I can see her clearly, she may look like me, but she has Luffy's eyes.

-EXPLAIN! NOW! - shouts Nami

-Long story short, Luffy gave birth-

-WE KINDA NOTICE THAT MARIMO! - Shouts Sanji –I WOULD KICK YOU IF YOU WEREN'T HOLDING A BABY! -

-how did that happened? You two told us you haven't had sex since Luffy turn into a girl- Robin asks in a peaceful tone, as if knowing the answer

-Yeah Zoro! How could you lie to us? - Usopp says from behind the mast

-They hadn't- Chopper interrupts

-WHAT!? – Exclaim everyone else

-yeah, is a devil fruit thing- Chopper starts with the explanation –Devil fruit users can only get pregnant once, not more, and this applies for both, females and males, when a female devil fruit user gets pregnant it goes as normal, but when a male devil fruit user has gay sex and is the passive one he gets pregnant and turns into a woman so that he can carry the baby and feed them after birth, this happens because there is part of a chromosome that is given by at the time the user eats the fruit and, in the female case, it replaces part of the second X, but in male cases it's activated just in this kind of situations and it attaches itself to the Y chromosome turning it into and X- he pauses – this means we know how and why did Luffy turn into a girl, and know that Luffy's going to be a girl for one more year, and she can't get pregnant anymore because the extra part of the chromosome will disappear, as for you to know Zoro, also I know babies born from a "mother" with devil fruit powers can't be affected by other devil fruit powers, for example Robin can't create arms or anything to harm her or on her, also they can suppress this powers by looking or touching the person that has it, and they can, in some cases, have some sort of power or something like that, all because of that piece of chromosome, now, any questions?-

-If she does end having a power, when would it show? - I ask

-That's unknown- Chopper say – I'll go and check on Luffy, again, I have to make sure she doesn't move so much for now- as he says this he walks to Luffy's room

-Will you give the baby to Nami or Usopp for a moment I'm gonna kick you- says Sanji

-Why the… do you want to kick me!?- I'm not gonna swear in front of my daughter, I don't care she doesn't actually understand what I'm saying yet.

-For knocking her up! - He accuses me

-That was a fu-an accident! - I defend myself –how the he- was I supposed to know Luffy could get pregnant as a man!?-

-You should!-

-That isn't even an acceptable argument, dart-brow-

-Swordsman-san, when did you stop swearing? - Robin asks

-I don't want to swear around her- I say –I don't want her to swear as much as I do-

-Well that's strange- says Nami –you're actually acting like a father- she points out –a good one- she says as to continue talking

-and what did you expect? Me don't caring about her, not wanting to hold her, leaving all the responsibility to Luffy and me being a total a-dumb and acting as if nothing has happened while in reality I have a beautiful daughter!?-

-Well, yeah, more or less that's what I expected- Nami admits and Robin and Usopp nod in agreement with her, as Sanji takes a really close look to my baby

-Well who would have said you and Luffy could actually make such a beautiful young, really young, lady-

-Are you a pedophile!? –

-No, no, no, just pointing it out, I'm not a pervert!-

-Yes, you are, but at least you're not that much of a pervert to try something on little girls- I say, more or less calm –but, if it even crosses your mind to do something to my daughter you can say "good-bye" to what's between your legs- I end looking at him with my murderous gaze

-Scary- says Usopp still behind the mast and now is Nami who nods, while Robin smiles a little

- Don't be an idiot! I'm not going to do…- Sanji starts to talk and I hit him –what the fuck!?- He shouts and I hit him, again

-I'm not going to let you swear around her either! –

-Oh, it was because of that- he says –well I was saying I won't do anything but protect her, and can I hold her? – He asks; does he really want to hold her?

-Eh, I guess there's no problem- I say as I give him the baby

-tsk, she looks like you, but she's way prettier than you! Look it has Luffy's eyes- he says as the baby starts to laugh. Maybe she's like Luffy.

- So, what about the name? Do you have something in mind? - Nami asks and I realize I haven't even thought about that

-he has to speak with Luffy, don't you think so? - Robin says and I nod

-Right, he can't decide on his own- says Usopp a little closer than before

-What's happening here? – Franky appears

-Do I have to explain it again? Call Brook so I don't have to explain it three times-

-Who has said my name? Yohohoho– Now that he's here, I sigh

-As I said before, Luffy gave birth-

-WHAT THE FU…? - Robin covers their mouth before they could swear

-Don't swear around the baby or moss-head will slice your heads- comes Sanji, and they nod

-How did that happened? - Asks Brook

-Isn't it obvious? They had sex- Says Franky

-Yeah, but I thought they say that they didn't have sex because Luffy's now a woman-

-They did say that, obviously they lied to us, that so no super- continues Franky

-we didn't lie, Luffy got pregnant when he was a man, and turned into a woman because of that, is a devil fruit user issue- I explain and they both just said "ohh…" as in understanding

-she is really small! How Super cute! –

-the cutes thing my eyes ever saw, if I still had eyes, yohohohoho- I role my eyes

-Why does Sanji have her? She is yours, right? – asks Franky

-Yes, she is mine and Luffy's but he wanted to hold her, and so, I let him hold her-

-hey Zoro!- says Chopper coming out of Luffy's room –Luffy's fine, but she may not walk if a few…- he was cut by Luffy running out of her room passing through him

-ZORO! - She's running toward me, I'm glad dart-brow is holding the baby as I let Luffy crash on me

-LUFFY! You can't go running like that! You have to rest after giving birth! - Shouts Chopper

-Oh, sorry Zoro- she says seeing we're on the floor

-Yeah, whatever, don't you want to hold her? –

-Her? – Has she actually forgotten?

-The baby- I say –can we at least stand up? –

-oh, yeah, sorry, where is she? –

-She is with me, you may want to feed her, she seems hungry- says Sanji

-Give her to me! – Luffy says really happy

-here, I'm gonna make dinner, is getting late- says Sanji as giving the baby to Luffy

-Can you prepare something with meat? – As expected from Luffy, Sanji nods -Zoro, come with me, I need to breastfeed her and I really don't want them to see me doing so-

-Right- I answer as we went into her room, she sits on the bed and start to breastfeed the baby –oi, Luffy- I call as she looks at me so the I continue what I was saying –how are we going to call her?-

-right! She needs a name, doesn't she?-

-Yeah… do you have any ideas? - She starts to think

-I know! Morgan or…- thinks a little more – Sarah! –

-Seriously, Morgan or Sarah? No-

-Well, which ones do you like? –

-what do you think of Kayla or Samantha? –

-Are you kidding? Samantha freaks me out! And I don't like Kayla- she pauses –Stephanie or Sophie?-

-Stephanie is too long and Sophie is odd-

-And Samantha wasn't? – She questions

- Anyway, what about Lucy? -

-No way, it reminds me of the guy with the pigeon-

-Okay, okay, and Lena?-

-I like that one! – Luffy exclaims –but I don't think it is the one-

-What a problem- I pause –and what are we going to do with the surname? –

-She is going to have yours, obviously-Luffy says

- But you're also a man, even if right now you aren't, I think she has to have yours as well-

-I don't really care- she says referring to the name –what do you prefer? –

-We'll decide when we have the name-

-I know! Megan! - She says and I admit, I like the name

-I like that one- I pause –Roronoa Monkey D. Megan- I think out loud –it's long but I like how it sounds-

-Yeah, sounds good! - She exclaims –when I end feeding her lets present her with her name-

-Do you think they will like the name?

-Yeah! It sounds great! - She says as she finishes feeding the baby.

-One last thing- she pays attention to me –did Chopper explain you something? -

-Not really, he just checked if everything was okay, and left, why?-

-because he explained us how this happened, and explain a little more things- she looks at me so that I continue talking –it happened when you were still a boy, that very first day we had sex, and it happened because you are a devil fruit user, it can't happen again, not even in your girl body, and you turn into a girl so that you could carry the babies in you and then breastfeed them-

-¿so I'm going to stay a woman forever? - She asks a little worry

-No, just for a year more, after that, Megan will be eating baby food or something else-

-¿does this mean no sex for a whole year? – I face palm

-Weren't you hearing me!? – I ask a little frustrated –we can have sex 'cause you're not going to get pregnant again, not as a girl nor as a boy- and now she looks exited.

so, one or two chapters more and this'll be finish! (I know how I want this to end, but I'm having truble going there so... I'm open to any ideas you may have :D)