"I love you," Stated Bella as she looked at Edward in the middle of the night near a lake.
"I love you two," Replied Edward as he began sparkling for lord knows why.
And then they kissed. Having the most passionate sex of their life.
"Don't you feel that this is kind of a last minute thing?" Bella asked as she interrupted her kissing session with Edward.
Edward thought as he placed his left hand on his chin, shrugging. "Oh who cares, my sweet. It's a fanfic."
And then they resumed their kissing session. That is until Dracula came out of nowhere and decapitated Edward for insulting vampires.
THE END FOR REAL