01/04/14 8:13 am

This is EJ.

Unfortunately last night somebody poisoned FFF's meal and she died last night.

Since she no longer needs them I've taken the liberty of harvesting her kidneys.

Jeff decided to carve a smile into her face, but we didn't let him burn her eyelids.

BEN decided to have us pour a bucket of water over her, he wouldn't go near it himself.

Sally left her one of her spare teddy bears.

Morendo taped a music sheet to her chest.

Ticcy-toby stuck a spare axe through the music sheet.

LJ stuffed her mouth with candy.

Lost silver had us had us hack off her limbs.

Smile Dog got to chew on them.

Slen

10:43pm

Wow, they were going to upload this? Thank god I unknowingly foiled their plans.

Around that time I was taking a shower because somebody had the bright idea to douse me in maple syrup as I slept. -.-

I guess he didn't have enough time to finish it before I came out.

So, April fool's day. I completely forgot about it, but they didn't.

Okay let's see what they did.

Slenderman stalked me for most of the morning, staying on the edges of my vision.

EJ tried to serve me kidneys for breakfast.

Masky and Hoodie double-teamed me, dragging me into Hoodie's room while whispering about raping me.

I swear I'll get them back for that one, I almost pissed myself.

BEN hacked into my computer, shutting it down so I had to come out of my room or die of boredom. Come to think of it I wonder why he didn't finish and upload the part above...

Morendo sang this creepy song through to air vents and we were at each other's throats until we could track her down.

Sally played the whole creepy zombie girl thing. Shuffling into the living room covered in blood and dirt and moaning.

Jeff chased me through the house claiming that 'he'd had enough of me' and 'he would finally take care of me'

LJ tried to get me to eat some of his candy.

Smile Dog and Lost Silver were actually fairly nice to me though. They actually helped me hide when I said that I'd had enough.

With me gone I heard the others turn on each other for pranks. Really funny to listen to actually.

After lunch things calmed down with only a couple preset minor pranks going off.

If you guys have any idea what I should do to the Masky and Hoodie duo tell me, please. Inspiration would be nice. I think I might be able to get some of the others to help me too. They seem to be very good pranksters and I think they got everybody this morning, meaning others will be looking for revenge as well.