Kingdom Hearts: Before the Door
A Light in the Rain production
Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish
Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish
Reni © Black Rainy
Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney
Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix
All rights reserved.
I HAVE RETURNED! –evil laugh-
What are you doing?
Nothing…
Right. Anyway, get on with it.
Right. So I'm here with the third chapter, and our Joint Account Counseling is going well.
-nods-
This chapter will be longer than my last one hopefully…I'm typing this up instead of Funny Lookin' Stalker…So yeah…-nervous laugh-
We have some awesome ideas for this chapter so let's get rolling!
Chapter 2
"What are you doing?" Neki asked Beaver. It had been a few days since they swam half way and rode turtles halfway to the little island and met Riku, Sora, and Beaver. Her real name was Kairi, but Neki didn't like it, so she called her beaver.
"I'm making a lucky charm for Sora," she replied.
"Sure is ugly!" Reni snickered as she came up behind Neki to stare at the thing in Beaver's hands. Beaver sighed and put it in a bag she had brought with her. Neki rolled her eyes and left.
"Boring!" she yawned. On her way up to the secret place, which she had made her base, she saw Riku sitting on the paopu tree alone, "It's my man!" She squealed and made her way up to him.
Riku sighed and thought about the two girls, one of which crouching behind him, and wondered what he was going to do about them. Neki leaped onto his back making him fall off the branch and into the water.
Coming up for air, he spit out the water that had got in his mouth and glared at Neki, "What!" she asked with open arms. Riku rolled his eyes and swam over to her, picked her up over his shoulder and carried her to the beach, "I WANNA GO DOWN!" she screamed and pounded her fists into his back to hide the fact that she was blushing.
"Okay," he said and dropped her onto the beach. She crossed her legs and arms and glared at him.
"Not like that!" she huffed, "Monster."
"Yup! And this monster is going to eat you!" he yelled and lunged for her arm. Neki let out a scream and ran for the secret place. Riku chased after her, and him being much faster, tackled her into the little pool thing that was there.
"Rikuuu!" she whined and shook herself off like a cat. Riku rolled onto his back and held his stomach as he laughed at her.
"I want a serious conversation with you," he said after he had stopped laughing.
"You have five minutes while I'm still mad. Go."
"How long will you be staying here?"
"You want me to leave?"
"No just wondering."
"Until we've tried every muffin on this world."
"Why do you search for the best muffin ever?"
"Sorry! Five minutes are over." She squealed and skipped off to go duck Sora, who was fishing for Reni.
"What about this—AH!"
Reni laughed as she watched Neki leap from the water and duck Sora.
"RAPE!" he screamed.
"YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!" She screamed back.
Reni just laughed.
Riku rolled his eyes.
Beaver was leaving the insanity.
Riku went with her.
Neki wanted a cookie.
"Chocolate chip kind?" Reni asked her.
"Double chocolate chip kind."
"Oh me too!"
"Let's ask Momma if she'll make us some!" Neki yipped. Reni jumped up from the sand and Neki ran through the water, "Sora we're borrowing your boat!"
"BUT THEN I CAN'T GET HOME!"
Neki paused halfway to the dock, "…"
"Neki?"
"RUN FASTER!" she screamed and bolted for the boat.
"EVIIIL!" Sora shouted, "RIKU SHE'S EVIL!" he shouted again, but Riku was too far away to hear.
"Try another time!" she yelled when she was in the boat. It was then Sora decided to get smart and start swimming for the boat.
"AHH!" Reni screamed and they both started to paddle faster until Sora was left in the dust.
"Let's go get those cookies!"
A half an hour later, Sora finally made it home. He was soaking wet, and hungry. Too bad for him all the cookies were gone.
"Mom! I need a towel!"
"Why?" she asked and came into the living room, "Oh Sora! What happened?" He pointed at Neki and Reni, who were in his boxers even though they had their own pajamas, eating the last of the cookies.
"She took it and left me at the island!"
"Did not!" she defended.
"Did too!"
"Where's your proof?"
"I'M WET!"
"So? I was wet when I came home."
"She was, Sora." Momma said soothingly when she came back with a towel and started to take his shirt off.
"WOOO!" Reni screamed and jumped on the couch waving a cookie, "TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Momma just laughed and dried his chest off. When she tried to take his shorts off he screamed.
"MOM! There are girls in the room!" Momma rolled her eyes and took his hands to take him up into his room.
"I'll be right back girls."
"Okay!" Neki piped.
"Awwweee…" Reni whined, "I wanted to see nekkid Sora!" Neki got an evil look on her face, "I like that look."
"Well, who says we can't?" Reni mirrored the evil looked and followed Neki as she crept up the stairs to Sora's room. Luckily for them, the door was open enough for Reni to see his butt.
Unluckily for Neki, Reni passed out and she had to drag her down the stairs.
When Sora and Momma came back down, Reni had waken up, and Sora was wearing a once piece pajama suit with a bunny hat and a sour look on his face.
"YOU LOOK SO CUTE SO-CHAN!" Neki squealed. Momma screamed in delight.
"So-chan! That is so cute!" she squealed and clapped her hands. Neki grinned at Sora who glared back. Reni tried to suppress the urge to glomp him and ultimately…
"GET OFF ME!"
…failed.
Sora wiped some imaginary dirt of his blue pajamas and sighed, "I'm going to bed." He said and walking over to the couch, pushed Neki off, and snuggled under the blankets.
"I have some pajamas for you girls too!" Momma squealed and produced a pinkish red pajama suit in one hand and a light purple one in the other. Neki screamed and lunged for the one she assumed to be hers.
"YAY!" She squeaked and ran up to Sora's room to change. Reni grabbed the purple one and sped off to the bathroom. When they came back, Momma placed a matching cat hat on Neki, and a purple bunny hat on Reni.
Reni petted her hat before the look you get when you have an idea comes to mind. She then jumped on top of Sora and screamed, "WE'RE LOVE BUNNIES!"
Sora tried to get her off of him, but she linked her arms around his stomach in a dead lock and wouldn't let go even though the hug was cutting off his circulation, "Can't…Feel…Legs…!" he managed to get out before frantically trying to get her to let go, "GET OFF!"
"Sora! Be nice!" Momma scolded the boy.
"Yes Mommy."
"HE SAYS MOMMY!" Neki screamed and doubled over in laughter. Momma laughed and rolled her eyes playfully.
"Yes he says mommy. Now up off to bed, both of you."
"Yes Momma," The two girls chorus and ran upstairs to get into the bed and prepare themselves for story time. Momma giggled and gave Sora a hug and a kiss goodnight, before going into the kitchen long enough to get another plate of double chocolate chip cookies and two glasses of warm milk of a tray.
"Night Sora."
"Night Mom," he said back looking longingly at the cookies.
"Hey babies!" Momma whispered as she entered the room. Two heads perked up from the pillow with grins on their faces.
"Hey Momma!" Reni had taken off her bunny hat, but Neki still had hers on.
"Story time?" Reni asked.
"Coookiiieeesss…" Neki drooled over the plate of cookies, but instinctively grabbed the warm milk first, before snatching herself three cookies.
"Yes, it's time for your bedtime story!" Momma said and gave Reni a kiss on the forehead, "But you have to brush your teeth again." She directed the last comment at Neki who had gone for more cookies.
"Yes ma'am!" Neki saluted with pursed lips before munching on her seventh cookie. Momma laughed at Neki and wiped a few crumbs off her face. Neki grinned up at her, "How about that story?"
Reni brightened up, "Oh! I want to tell a story!" she squealed energetically.
"Alright, you can tell the story tonight," smiled Momma happily. Reni sat up straight and took a drink of her warm milk.
"Once upon a time—"
"We've heard this one already!" Neki whined. Reni shook her head wildly.
"It's different this time!" she stated with wide eyes. Neki shrugged and nibbled on her cookie. Reni took that as her cue to continue, "Once upon a time there were two girls. These two girls had the most smartest taste buds in their kingdom. So the king and queen asked these two girls what their favorite food was. Hands down, they said it was muffins. The queen then asked who made the best muffins. To that the girls had no answer."
Neki perked up at the mention of muffins, and put her cookie and glass of milk down to listen.
"So the king gave them some munny so they could travel across the world in search of the best muffin ever! They traveled everywhere, but they had no luck, so the king and queen gave them a ship so they could travel to the other kingdoms and search for the best muffin ever. They traveled to a small village that was said to have delicious muffins and biscuits. But they weren't the best ever, so the girls had to continue their voyage. To this day, they haven't found the best muffin, but it is said that they are still searching for it."
Reni sighed and snuggled under the covers, "The end."
"I remember that town…" Neki murmured as she started to drift off to sleep, "Turkey good muffins…" Momma smiled and kissed both girls' foreheads before taking the tray back down into the kitchen.
She stopped under the doorframe and smiled, "Good night my darlings."
DREAM: Neki
"What are you afraid of?" a voice asked her.
"Huh?"
"What are you afraid of?" it asked again. She spun around trying to find the voice, but in doing so fell into the water. She came up for air, and spit out the water that had gotten in her mouth.
"HELLO?"
"The dark?" the voice asked. It was a male's voice, and it sort of sounded like Riku. Suddenly the lights went out, and Neki's first reaction was to scream, but no sound came out.
"Being alone?" the light returned, and at the edge of the sea, she saw all her new friends. She waved, but they didn't wave back.
"Some one forgot their manners." She huffed, and swam for them, but every time she got closer, one of them disappeared until none were left by the time she got to them, "The chocolate?"
"Are you afraid of—"
"My foot going so far up your donkey It'll take surgery to get it out?" Neki interrupted.
The voice coughed nervously.
"Or how about me suffocating you with bacon?" she said waving some strips of bacon around.
"Where did you get bacon?" it asked skeptically. Yeah, that was Riku's voice. But why was her mind making Riku some creepy voice that was asking her stupid questions?
"That's NYOB!" She laughed manically and ran in circles in the sand.
"What are you doing?"
"Working out my glutes!" She heard a smacking sound and assumed Voice was smacking his forehead, "Something the matter?"
"You're an idiot."
"And you sound like my Riku."
"I give up."
Then the lights went out again and these little black fuzzy things came out of the ground.
"AHHHHH!"
"NEKI!" a voice shouted.
Neki snapped open her eyes to see Sora at her bedside holding her hand.
"Sora?" she asked groggily. He nodded, "YOU CARE!"
"Shhh!" he hissed and pointed to Reni who was still sleeping, "Come on." He whispered and started for the stairs. She followed obediently behind him.
When they were downstairs, she jumped onto the couch and snuggled under his Power Rangers blanket. Sora rolled his eyes and sat down next to her, "So what happened?"
"Had a nightmare."
"About what?" Neki paused to try and remember her freaky dream.
"I don't 'member," she said finally, "But I was going to suffocate someone with bacon I 'member that!" she smiled at the mention of her favorite meat.
Sora sighed and turned the television on, making sure to turn the sound down low, "Wanna watch some TV?"
"Sure!" Neki grinned, "One question though."
"What?"
"Why were you holding my hand!" she stuck her tongue out and Sora scratched his ear which was turning bright red.
"You tried to hit me…" was his lame explanation.
She believed it though, "Oh! Sorry." She cocked her head to the side and smiled sheepishly. Sora rolled his eyes and flipped through the channels until he found the cartoons.
DREAM: Reni!
"Oh Reni! I do believe I've fallen." A British sounding Sora exclaimed.
"But you're sitting down!" A British Reni stated rather confused. British Sora took her hand.
"No my dear, I've fallen for you." Her free hand went to her chest and she gasped.
"Oh Sora!" British Reni sighed and hugged him.
"I do say it's a lovely day for a walk" British Neki smiled at British Riku.
"Agreed," British Riku smiled back and extended his arm, which she gracefully took.
"Miss Reni, a question if you will." British Neki asked politely. British Reni nodded, so British Neki continued, "WHY THE HELL ARE WE APPLING BRITISH?" Or maybe it was regular Neki.
"British people are cool!" Reni defended.
"I'm in WHAT with you?" Sora screeched.
"Since when have we agreed?" Riku asked Neki.
"We agreed that I was unofficially chronically insane."
"Oh yeah!"
"We are forgetting that Reni is in love with me!"
"Well duh! You think he'd get it after she jumped on him and called them 'Love Bunnies' but nooo."
"Do I want to know?"
"Probably not."
"AHH!"
"Reni?"
"Neki! It was horrible! We were all talking British and Sora said he loved me, then you…YOU! YOU RUINED THE BEST. DREAM. EVER!" Before Neki could blink, Reni had lunged off the bed and onto the floor. Or more precisely, on top of Neki, where she then proceeded to bang the poor girls head on the ground.
"What—OW! Do you—OW! Think—OW! YOU'RE DOING!" Neki bellowed and threw the younger girl off her, "It was just a dream for pete's sake!"
"Who's Pete? Some one I should know about?" A voice asked from the door.
"RIKU!" Neki squealed and glomp his waist again.
"Well look at that Riku! You found your Neki belt!"
"It seems I did." Riku drawled sarcastically. Reni looked from Riku over at Sora.
"SORA!" she squealed and glomp his waist as well.
"And it seems you've bought yourself a lovely looking Reni belt."
"…"
"Sora?"
"Can we take it back?"
End
Ph34r t3h r3turn 0f t3h n3k1 83l7! –3v1l l4ugh-
Translation for all you non l33t speakers: fear the return of the Neki belt –evil laugh-
BOOHAHA!
Yeesss…..Well I think me and Riku are going to cart Light back to the crazy house. Sora will take over from here.
Hi. This is Sora. And uh…I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! –runs in circle laughing crazily-
Crap! We grabbed the wrong person!
RIKU! –glomps him-
Oh good tuna…Rainy! Get Sora!
Right! –chases after Sora-
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!
I'M NOT A COP!
I'm surrounded by idiots…
I'm offended by that! I prefer the term freak.
Will do…
Well my chapter is over. I have to go run from the big guys with the needles. Me and Sora will run away to Cancun, get some margaritas, and swim to the Bermuda triangle. Kids don't try this at home.
LIGHT LET'S GO! –is in get away car-
SEE YA SUCKERS!
I'll give 'em to the free way.
I give 'em to the tree.
-crashes car into nearby tree-
Dammit –hands Rainy 20 bucks-
RUN FOR THE BORDER! –starts running for Mexico-
I'm going to work on my chapter now…
Bye.
Bye…
COME BACK HERE LITTLE GIRL! –chases after burly man with brass knuckles-
Crap. SORA THAT'S NOT A LITTLE GIRL! –chases after Sora-
This just in, Light only made it to the end of the street before she was caught by the big men with needles. She is currently in her fluffy white room with her pretty coat on. Riku end up beating the burly man with the brass knuckles up after the big burly man with brass knuckles beat Sora up. We don't know if he'll make it.
In other news: I HAVE HOT COCO!
Next chapters authoress: Black Rainy!
You have been warned.
The Real End.