Kingdom Hearts: Before the Door
A Light in the Rain production
Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish
Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish
Reni © Black Rainy
Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney
Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix
All rights reserved.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, nothing like good random fun to start off the day huh?
Why yes! Even to end it too!
And then in the afternoon just for fun!
Then at night for those little Owlings of ours!
………
What?
We only have one fan and that's my sister……dang…
LET US ALERT OUR KH FRIENDS!UP UP AND AWAY:flies off:
…meanwhile, I'll just write this…
Warning: Sora and Riku's mom act like Rainy and Light…STARTCHAPPIESTARTCHAPPIESTARTCHAPPIESTARTCHAPPIESTARTCHAPPIE
Before The Door
Chapter 4
About four years had passed since the girls arrived, and everyone grew accustomed to their spontaneous random crazy fun and learned to play along. However, Reni and Neki have stopped living in the same household only two weeks after they arrived.
Flashback:
Riku's mother and Momma were sitting on the couch in Riku's living room, discussing the two girls that suddenly appeared. Reni and Neki didn't like Kairi, so they couldn't go and live with the Mayor and Kairi. They had to live somewhere else where problems couldn't occur. But they were too much of a burden on Momma
"I can't handle three children! Especially two hyperactive ones!" Momma moaned to Riku's mother pitifully. "Not to mention the girls eat so much! I can't financially take care of them!"
"Relax, Sumiko," For that's what Momma's real name was. Riku's mom continued, "I can take one of them…which would you want me to take?"
"Oh! Ryoko! Thank you!" Sumiko exclaimed, hugging her friend thankfully. Then she stopped to think. "What if we tried a little Match-making?"
"You mean…?"
"Well," Sumiko pondered. "Reni seems to like Sora, and Neki seems to like Riku…Riku and Sora are at the age where girls are icky, so they don't like them, but oh well…"
"You mean you want me to take Reni so she can possibly hook up with Sora later on in life, and you'll keep Neki so she can possibly hook up with Riku later in on in life?" Ryoko asked, crossing her legs.
"Yes! What do you think?"
"I think…"
"Yes!"
"…that…"
"Yes, yes!"
Ryoko got a silly grin, "THAT A PERFECT IDEA!" and they both started scheming.
End Flashback:
So four years later, 9 year old Reni was living with her older brother Riku in the Makoto household.
((A/N: Yes…I give them all really crappy names…please don't kill me…don't worry, Sora's a Hikari! Remember that!))
And Neki was living in the Hikari household torturing—ahem, I mean, LOVING—her new little brother, Sora.
Another Flashback! 8D
"LITTLE! Oh come on! Why couldn't you have picked Reni!" Sora had complained after the decision was made. "I can take her torture! But…THAT!" he pointed at Neki. "THAT THING IS PURE EVIL!"
Neki had began to fake cry. "M-momma! So-chan's being mean to m-me!" She even managed to get a little tear to roll down her cheek pathetically. Momma had hugged Neki and said to Sora:
"I have my plans!" and with that, began to make dinner.
- - -
However, Reni was playing with her brother by:
"Hi Riku."
"Hi Reni."
"…hi Riku."
"Don't start this again."
"But I'm bored."
"Count to one hundred."
Reni blinked and counted to one hundred. When she finished, Riku said.
"Betcha can't do it again."
Reni stomped off screaming about how numbers and monkeys were evil.
End Flashback:
So now in present time…
"SORA!"
"WHAT!"
"WHERE THE HECK IS MY TOOTHBRUSH!"
"HOW WOULD I KNOW!"
"'CAUSE YOU'RE MY LIL' BRO YOU SHOULD KNOW!"
"BUT I DON'T!"
"HEY!" Momma screamed. "Don't yell at each other when you're only 3 feet away from each other!" She whapped them both upside the head. "Go outside and play. I know Reni's driving Riku crazy." Then she proceeded to walk upstairs to her room.
The ten year old Neki and nine year old Sora sighed and glared at each other. Then they trudged out of the house.
"Let's go get everyone else." Neki said.
"Alright." Sora agreed and they walked over to Riku and Reni's house.
After they knocked on the door, there was a loud scream of, "ME GET IT! ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" then, "NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU!" Then the door swung open to see a very hyper Reni and a non-chalant Riku a few feet behind her.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Neki!" Reni chirped. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Sora!"
"Hey guys," Riku greeted, and Neki glomped him.
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she squealed, meanwhile, Reni gave Sora a good morning hug.
"Neeeeeeeekiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…" Riku replied tonelessly with much silent sarcasm. "Did you guys want to play?"
"Yeah!" Sora said. "Now we need to get Kairi!"
"You mean Beaver?" Reni asked. She didn't mean it in sour feelings. In fact, Neki, Reni, and Kairi had all made up. Kairi and Reni had agreed that they both like Sora, and were currently starting a fan-club.
"I'll go over and get her." Sora stated, and with a wave he ran off to Kairi's house.
Riku stared at them. "Why do you guys call her Beaver anyways?"
Neki and Reni looked at eachother. "We dunno…she has buck teeth…" Indeed, over the years Kairi had developed buck teeth.
"Okay, can't argue with that." He untied himself from Neki's arms, and the three started walking towards Kairi's house.
Before they could walk that far, Sora and Kairi came running down the road.
"KAIRI HAS BRACES!" Sora screamed while running, and Kairi smiled big to show off her new braces. "AREN'T THEY COOL!" they stopped in front of their other friends.
"Really!" Neki squealed.
"Show us again!" Reni ordered smiling.
"Okay!" Kairi smiled really big again, and the other two girls marveled at her purple bands.
((A/N: I know y'all prolly know this already, but the colored part of the braces are called bands. And don't flame me for telling ya! (that happened once)))
Riku sighed, "Can we just get to the Island, now?"
"Okay Riku-kun!" Neki cooed, hugging him. And the five children ran off to the beach.
Five minutes later:
"LAND HO!" Neki screamed as her and Riku's boat hit the beach. Kairi, Sora, and Reni followed suit, and they all jumped out and ran to the island with the lazy paupu tree.
When they reached the tree, Kairi beamed. "You guys can't call me Beaver anymore!" she danced a little.
"Whoever said we were going to stop?"
Kairi's smile faded. "Dang!" she sat down and pouted.
Riku chuckled. "Hey, have any of you ever thought of what's going to happen to us in the future?"
"What makes you ask?" Sora asked, staring at Riku as if he was weird.
"Because Kairi's braces, plus two years, means Kairi with straight teeth so when she's eleven she'll have perfect teeth, and then it branched from that." Riku explained.
"Yeah! How could you not see that?" Neki asked Sora sharply.
"I just couldn't okay?" Sora defended. "Besides, someone says Doorknob and you think Pluto!"
"I have my reasons!"
"Even I get that!" Reni said.
"How?" Sora asked.
"'Cause licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
There was a pause of silence.
"SHE'S A GENIUS!" Neki squealed and glomped the younger girl. And everyone started laughing at that.
"But seriously, what are we going to be like in the future?" Riku asked again.
There was a slight pause where everyone thought about the possibilities.
"Well…we're all going to get married…" Kairi suggested. "…We'll have children…and other stuff…"
"Gah, don't make us think that far ahead!" Sora whined, and he picked up his wooden sword that he had tucked into his little belt before they left. "Let's just play!"
Riku jumped down and got his wooden sword out too. "Alright!"
Neki, Reni, and Kairi all rolled their eyes, and skipped off to go do something fun.
"Hey, let's go swimming in the little pond!" Kairi said, pointing at the pond next to the secret place. And so the girls ran over and jumped in, talking animatedly.
"I wonder who I'm going to marry!" Kairi sighed. "I hope it's Sora!"
"I hope I marry Sora too!" Reni giggled. Then she stopped, "Wait a sec, how can he marry both of us?"
"I dunno…we'll let him decide I guess!" Kairi chirped.
"I hope I'll marry Riku!"
"Ja, we know!" Reni glomped her older friend.
"Ooh! Let's play truth or dare!" Kairi squealed.
"YESS YESS!" Neki agreed hyperly. They sat in a triangle in the water.
"I'll go first." Kairi stated. "Reni, truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay," Kairi thought for a while. "What are you most afraid of?"
"Uhhh…" Reni stared slack-jawed for a moment. "I dunno…I do remember one night when I turned the lights off I started screaming instantly and I don't know why…"
They stared at her.
"Okay…Reni's afraid of light switches…" Neki concluded. "You ask now, Reni."
"Ummm….Neki!" Reni chirped. "Truth or dare?"
"DARE ME BABY!"
"I dare you to run around Riku singing the Song that Never Ends, then climb the lazy paupu, beat your little monkey chest, and then jump into the water!"
Neki stared at her. "That's the best you can come with?"
"For the moment."
Neki sighed, "I thought I taught you well…" she stood up, and ran to Riku.
"Hey Neki!" Riku panted as he dodged Sora's sword. "Whassup?"
Neki took a deep breath, and started running around him. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEENDS! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE!" then she jumped on the lazy paupu, and jumped off.
Riku and Sora looked at the spot where she jumped off.
"I don't wanna know." Riku said slowly.
"Same here…" Sora agreed, and they continued the fight.
When Neki returned to the pond, it was her turn…if she could get Reni and Kairi to stop laughing like maniacs.
When they were done, Neki said, "Okay, Kairi, truth or dare?"
"Ummm…Dare…"
"I dare you to go and kiss Sora on the lips!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaat!" Reni whined.
Kairi blushed a blinked. "Um, okay…" she stood up and began to walk to Sora and Riku.
Reni turned to Neki with hurt. "Why did you go and do that?"
Neki rolled her eyes. "Chillax Reni! Sora won't let her!"
"Oh okay…" Then the two girls turned to see Kairi, Riku, and Sora talking. Then suddenly, Kairi went over to Sora and gave him a small kiss in which Reni started strangling Neki ferociously.
"GAH! (choke) STOP! (choke) AIR! AIR! (CHOKE) DIDN'T! (choke) MEAN IT! (CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE)" Neki gasped trying to pry Reni's fingers away from her neck.
Reni however, did not let go. "YOU SAID HE WOULDN'T LET HER!"
Neki grabbed Reni's wrists and pulled them away. "I didn't know he would!"
"But he did!" Reni wailed.
"I didn't know!" and she pet Reni on the head. "Don't worry…I'll get you a pair of his boxers tomorrow…"
Reni sniffed. "Really?"
"Really really." Neki answered while Kairi came back into the pond, smiling goofily.
"Um…my turn again…" Kairi began.
"Let's grab Riku and Sora and go home, huh?" Neki suggested.
Kairi blinked. "But we've only been here for thirty minutes!"
"We want air conditioning…"
"Okay! We'll do makeovers then." And the three girls stood up.
"HEY! Riku! So-chan!" Neki screamed. "LET'S GO HOME!"
"WHAAAAAAAT!" Sora screamed back. "WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR HALF AN HOUR!"
Riku sighed, "Let's just go, Sora."
Sora pouted. "You're only doing what she says cuz you like her!"
Riku blushed madly. "I do not!"
"Yeah right." Sora rolled his eyes, jumped down from the paupu, and ran off to the docks.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Riku followed him, and they all sat themselves in a boat and headed home.
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Ahhhhhhh, little Riku likes little Neki!
I LOVE YOU:glomp:
XD Yes yes, I know I'm good…
:Ahem: Oh and we'd like a few more readers…
Yeah…it's just my sis at the moment…so…yah…I'm going to alert everyone on my friends list…
Alright! And this has been the 4th chappie of Before the Door!
Next authoress to Write: Light of Heaven
PH33R 73H S0N6 7H47 N3V4H 3NDS!
(trans: Fear the song that nevah ends!)