Hope and Despair Review 3
"Hello everyone on YouTube! Well, it would be happy if Google + didn't ruin said website!" Yuni said as she looked at her computer in disgust. "Please make a Hashtag Stop Google + now!" Yuni said to the camera. "But before we rage with Google +, more reviews of the students at Hope's Peak Academy!" Yuni said as she smiled happily at the ones awaiting reviews. "Here is a SHSL Tech girl, Chihiro Fujisaki!" Yuni said as Chihiro waved at the screen. "Well, at least they don't know I am a boy." Chihiro smiled as he thought to himself.
"So Chihiro, here is a mic!" Chihiro took the mic that Yuni offered him and tapped at the top of the mic and waited for the questions. "As a techy, do people often torment you, Chihiro?" Yuni asked and looked at him with large eyes. "Well, sometimes. But I met many friends who love and protect me from those people such as Mondo and Ishimaru." Chihiro looked at the two older men, who were settled down and looked at Chihiro with a smile. "That is cool! So, what did you make thats perfecto for a cool gal like you!" Yuni smiled, blowing away a bit of her mint colored hair from her face. "Well I made an A.I named Alter Ego. He is a computer software character that is a lot like a Cleverbot character but has a human rating of 100%! And the cool thing is, Alter Ego is always willing to learn." Chihiro smiled happily and looked down at his computer with glee.
"Oooo! Alter Ego must attend reviews someday." Yuni said with a giddy fangirl look in her eyes. The thought of reviewing a human-like software made her eyes widen with excitement. "So has Google + slowwd you down recently?" Yuni asked, the computer still buffered from getting that Google + ad. "Yes. Very sadly actually." Chihiro giggled softly and looked at Yuni hitting her computer again for it to work properly. "Cause Google + is the spawn of evil!" Yuni screamed as she hit the computer again and thus the computer soon shut down imediately. "Did it work?" Mondo said looking at the shut off computer.
"It looks like it." Chihiro said as he walked over to see the computer blew up on the table, not a large blast, but one that was big enough to cover them in smoke from the computer's remains. "What is going on here?" All four turned shakily to see principal Jin Kirigiri shaking his head sadly. "Come on, my daughter was telling me her latest detective works. Please be quiet Yuni and what the heck happened to the table!?" Mr. Kirigiri looked like his eyes would fall out of his sockets and soon he looked at Yuni with a shocked look. "Google + is messing with you too?" Jin said as Yuni nodded. "I CURSE YOU GOOGLE +!" Jin Kirigiri yelled as he ran out the door.
"Well that was... Unexpected..." Yuni said as she brushed herself off, the boys doing the same except Mondo who was used to getting smoke on him from working on his motorcycle when it broke down. "So anyway, Chihiro Fujisaki! SHSL Techy!" Yuni said as Chihiro waved at the camera and it went to Ishimaru. "Here is our next review to SHSL Hall Monitor, Kiyotaka Ishimaru!" Yuni said as she held her mic towards Ishimaru. "If this whole thing is going on the internet, I will show the world the meaning of a hall monitor!" Ishimaru said, the reason was he was offended by the Hall Monitor episode from Spongebob that Yuni showed him just a week ago. "So Ishimaru, how is it like being Hall Monitor?" Yuni asked as he swiped the mic from her hands.
"I am always patrolling the halls! Day and night, week after week, year after year, and I get a lot of work from making sure no one is goofing off in the hall!" Ishimaru declared, Yuni giggled when he said 'In the Hall' referencing the spongebob episode. "So what do you think Spongebob would do if he was here?" Yuni jokes which made Ishimaru's face burn with hatred. "I will make sure that sponge will not see the light of day! He is a mockery of all the Hall Monitors alike!" Ishimaru said as he ran out the door, dropping the mic while the doors slammed. "Well, I guess we have to say thanks to Ishimaru later." Yuni said as she looked at Mondo, laughing after Ishimaru's temper at the Spongebob joke. "So now we go to Mondo Owada! Our SHSL Biker." Yuni winked at the camera and handed the mic to Mondo who happily grabbed it out of Yuni's hands.
"Sup! I hope this review is good." Mondo said as he looked at Yuni, ready for her questions. "So, being a biker, how does it affect your school life?" Yuni asked and Mondo looked at her. "Sometimes it gets very boring cause of the classes I have, I don't mind Gym class, but seriously." Mondo said as Chihiro looked up at Mondo with interested eyes. "I do like the buddies I made here. Like Ishimaru and Chihiro here." Mondo said and looked at Yuni. "So that seems cool." Yuni said with interest gleaming in her eyes. "So looks like you both are free to go now. Lets conclude our reviewing! This is SillyYuni signing off for next time!" Yuni said as the camera was shut off.
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