Kingdom Hearts: Before the Door
A Light in the Rain production
Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish
Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish
Reni © Black Rainy
Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney
Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix
All rights reserved.
omg that took forever to do…
What?
read the last chappie…
It was THAT long?
no, but figuring out how to get it up was! I got a new computer and it won't let me look at stories on someone's bio NOR the stories on my account…
:cough:OUR:cough:
Well, mine neither! XP Ya know, Black Rainy! Yah!
Oh…well, eraser, you didn't have to explain it to me I could've figured it out!
Suuuuuuuuuuure…
….are you still sore about being lied to?
;.; TT-TT TToTT MY LIFE IS A LIE!
Ladies and Gentleman, I present Rainy-doo.
:sniff: anyway, I hope my new compu isn't so stinky that it won't let me upload new chappies….
'Stinky'? What happened to Sucky?
Sorry, school's contaminating my brain…n.n;
START THE CHAPTER!
Chapter 6
Another year had flown by—
What the hell was that?
Shut up! It was all I could come up with!
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure…
Fine I'll start another way! XP
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BRO!" Neki sang loudly, dragging/parading Sora around proclaiming his turning ten.
"Neki! Everyone already knows! Quit it!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yes-huh!"
"Nuuuuuuu…"
"Yeeeeeeessss…"
"Nope!"
"Yeah!"
"Noop!"
"Yeeeeh!"
"Nupo!"
"Yusso!"
"Naaaaaawww…"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaah…"
"Eeeeehhhhnnnn…"
"Ihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg…"
"Gaaah!"
"Deeeeeeedah!"
"BOOM! Shakalaka!"
"Turrah!"
Neki paused. "What were we fighting about?"
"…holy crap what WERE we fighting about?" Sora asked, eyes wide.
"Something about an elephant I think…"
"Ye—"
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAA!" a shrill voice cut him off, shortly followed by a glomp.
"OHMYGAWD!" Sora shrieked after being knocked to the ground by –you guessed it— Reni.
"Omitunasorayou'relike10nowthatsototallyrockswhen'syourbirithdaypartyamiinvited!" Reni squealed, shaking him by the shoulders panicked about whether or not she was invited.
what did that say?
"Omi-tuna, Sora you're like, 10 now! That so totally rocks! When's your birthday party? Am I invited!"
Oh…that makes sense…
"Haha!" A voice all too familiar to Neki said. She turned around and saw Riku.
Suddenly, all the palm trees turned into blooming cherry trees, it was sunset. Neki's hair was to her waist and had a soft curl at the end. She was wearing a beautiful black and white gown, and Riku was walking up to her in a suit of armor. He was smiling a smile that said, "I know something you know too; you love me", and the wind was ruffling his hair just a bit.
Desperate to get to her savior, Neki began to run, but everything seemed in slow-motion. Halfway to him, she held out her hand and smiled lovingly. However, Riku's expression changed to "What the hell!" and he stopped walking, cocking his head to one side.
Suddenly, Neki heard snapping in her ear and then the sudden, "NEKI!" she glanced over to see Reni with the same 'what the hell?' expression, and her fingers snapping in Neki's face.
Neki's world snapped back into reality, and she realized that she was literally running in slow motion, her hand outstretched to Riku dramatically. Sora, Riku, Reni, and even Beaver (Kairi, who had just arrived) were staring at her like she was crazy.
Neki fell over. "Oh!"
There was silence for a minute.
Neki began blushing and sputtered out, "What! There was a bug on Riku's head! I was going to get it off!"
"You were running slow-mo…" Sora countered.
"It was a really slow bug!"
"That makes no sense!"
"You are."
"What!"
"You. Are."
"I'm WHAT! No sense!"
"You are."
"You make no sense!"
"You are."
"GAH!" Sora stomped off, Kairi following.
"Sora! Wait!" Kairi pleaded, running to catch up.
"Hey! Wait for me too!" Reni ran too.
"Haha!" Neki yelled triumphantly.
"Um, yeah…" Neki turned her head sharply to see Riku holding out his hand to help her up. blushing, she took it, and was hoisted up. "Let's catch up so I can give yo' brother a noogie."
Neki squealed at his use of 'yo'' and they began walking; completely forgetting their hands still laced together.
- - -
"You got me…handcuffs?" Sora asked as he opened Reni's present.
"Yes!" She squealed. "Watch this!" she grabbed the present, slammed it on his wrist, and then hers. "YAY! Now we can be together!" she smiled at the horror-struck ten year old. She stuck her tongue out at a jealous Kairi.
"Hey, not my fault you were going to mummify him!" Reni teased Kairi.
"I WAS NOT…at least not today…" she stated, shifty-eyed.
"HEEEEY!" Neki screeched, pushing Kairi out of the way. "My present! Now!" Neki slammed a thin box in front of Sora.
Sora sighed, glanced up at the girl connected to him, and then started to unwrap the present. He pulled out…
"Ducky underwear?"
"OMIGOD THAT'S ADORABLE!" Kairi and Reni squealed. Sora pulled out some more underwear.
"Okay, I can take Duckies, I can take panda bears, but I will not, SHALL not, take UNICORN UNDERWEAR!" Sora said, holding up one finger (which happened to be on the hand handcuffed to Reni).
"Your hoes like it." Neki pointed out, nodding to his 'hoes'.
Sora looked at the two girls she nodded to: Kairi and Reni.
"I'M THE PLAYMATE!" Reni screeched before Kairi could open her mouth.
"NO FAIR!"
"NYA NYEA!"
"Ladies! Quit it!" Sora butted in.
"Yes!" Neki said evilly. "Listen to your pimp!"
"Neki!" Sora whined.
"Whatever," Riku interrupted, placing his big present in front of Sora. This thing was HUGE I tell you!
Sora's eyes widened, and he instantly ripped the wrapping paper off, and wrenched the box open, and looked instantly confused. Reni, who had been being jerked around the whole time, glanced in and looked confused. Neki leaned forward and saw the present too, a confused look spreading across her face. Riku smirked.
Sora pulled out a single envelope and looked in the empty box. "You've GOT to be joking!" Sora said, looking at Riku like he was crazy.
"If I was, I would be wearing a jester hat."
Sora opened the envelope, pulled out a note and read aloud:
"'Hey, couldn't figure out what to give you, so I decided with a Scavenger hunt. Go to the Island, and I'll tell you more.'"
Sora looked up at Riku. "A scavenger hunt?"
"Yep."
Sora glanced back at the note, then pouted. Without looking up, he asked, "Do you ALWAYS have to be so mysterious?"
"Yep."
- - -
"Okay, we're here." Neki stated, climbing onto the dock with Kairi, Reni, Sora, and Riku following. "Tell us more!"
"I thought this was MY scavenger hunt!" Sora whined, dragging Reni along beside him. "I get to tell Riku to tell us more!" he turned to Riku. "TELL US MORE!"
"Okay," Riku said, arching an eyebrow. "Cool your jets…I went around to everyone in town and they said to find these things." he handed a list to everyone. "Do I need to read al—"
"WE HAVE TO FIND A MONKEY!" Sora screamed unbelievingly.
"…well…hrm…" Riku looked on, furrowing his eyebrows, thinking. "Uh…yeah, you have to find a monkey."
"RIKU!"
"Monkey. It's final." Riku said giving the boy a stern look. "Since my sister's attached herself to Sora," Sora gave him a reproachful look, "We'll go in groups. Ren, Kai, and So-chan, and me and Neki." Neki stuffed her hand in her mouth to stop from squealing.
"Let us be off!" Kairi announced, pulling Sora (and Reni) a long, looking at her list.
Neki beamed up at Riku. "Shall we start?"
"We shall," Riku answered, jumping off the dock. Neki squeaked happily, and skipped after him.
- - -
"Where the heck are we going to find a stupid monkey?" Sora griped, as he trudged along, dragging Reni and a following Kairi with him.
"Uhmmm…" Reni thought for a second…
"I could dress up as one!" Kairi offered.
Reni's eyes widened. "Uhm, no me! I could! I make better monkey sounds!"
"I jump around better!"
"I CAN EAT BUGS!"
"Eww…I CAN EAT BANANAS!"
"Bananas aren't hard to eat…"
"Ladies," Sora sighed. "Stop, no one's dressing up as a monkey. Besides, Riku would notice one of you gone." Sora stopped walking. He looked at the list. "Okay…a coconut. That's easy." Sora walked over to a palm tree and kicked it. A coconut fell down. "There, we have one!"
Reni took the list and said aloud, "A piece of bluegrass. Hey Kairi, how about you go looking for that?" Reni suggested.
Kairi smiled. "Okay!" and she ran off to find a piece of bluegrass.
Sora looked confused. "Grass isn't blue!"
"No, but there's a type of music called bluegrass."
"Ohhhhhhhhhh…" Sora read from the list again. "…firetruck…? What the heck did Riku ask mentally retarded people!"
"I dunno…"
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:glares at me:
What?
:glare:
Okay, okay…that wasn't that long and I'm forcing you to continue the scavenger hunt, but there's only so much a seventh grader can do!
I'm still mad at choo…
TT.TT
Sora: Why did you put a monkey in there?
Cuz you were going to be the monkey…
Sora: WHAT!
yah but I kinda lost that idea once I got tired of writing… :sweatdrop:
Riku: You are a disgrace as a writer…
TT.TT
Next to Write: Light of Heaven!...
…and the next chapt will be tons funnier than this…
…I just know it!