Before the Door Chapter 8, a kingdom hearts fanfic

Kingdom Hearts: Before the Door

A Light in the Rain production

Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish

Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish

Reni © Black Rainy

Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney

Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix

I'm SORRY already!

Sorry about what?

For not updating foreber and eber!

...i'm still miffed...

Grr...THE DAMN COUNSELING DIDN'T WORK!!! Anyways, I suddenly realized it was MY turn to update...so I will... n.n;

Cha, after drawing a fanart for the SEQUEL. and the SEQUEL is NON-EXSISTANT.

...I think I need a hug...

::sigh:: fine... ::hug::

n.n ::starts typing::

Before the Door

Chapter 8

"Sora! Reni! Hold your handcuffs up!" Sumiko squealed, holding up her camera.

Reni eagerly tried to drag her arm up, but Sora firmly kept it down. Glancing down at her wrist, she grabbed it with her other hand, and pulled as hard as she could. Sora kept it down. Her eye twitched.

"CURSE MY DARN SPAGHETTI ARMS!!!" Reni cried dramatically to the ceiling, causing everyone else to laugh a bit.

Laughing, Riku ruffled her hair. "Looks like Reni's the youngest of our group now!"

Reni blinked. Then, "Oh come ooooooooooooooooooon!" she whined.

Neki stared at Riku for a long time. Intensely, I might add. With the kind of intensity only a fish could top. Just staring, never blinking...wanting something. Riku looked at her, rolled his eyes, and ruffled her hair too.

"EEEEE!!!!" Neki squealed, and twirled. Then she stopped, "Oh! Sora! Remember teh presents!" She literally used the word 'teh' instead of 'the'.

"But we just opened his presents!" Tidus interjected.

Sora grinned happily. "Yeah! But I got you guys presents too!"

"SEE WHY I LOVE HIM?!!!" Kairi and Reni squealed, glomping Sora.

Ryoko and Sumiko glanced at each other. Sumiko scurried over to Ryoko and asked softly, "Should we get rid of Kairi? She's meddling in our plans..."

"Yes...but how?"

"Are you guys trying to get rid of Kairi?!" Selphie suddenly popped between them, her loud voice projected across the room. Everyone looked up at the two mothers, who had froze like a deer in headlights. Kairi was looking at them in horror.

Ryoko and Sumiko glanced nervously at each other, then hitched on cheesy grins and said in unison, "Nooo! Of course not!" Everyone relaxed.

"Good! 'Cause I don't want Kairi gone!" Sora said. "She's my best friend!" Reni looked at him, slightly hurt. Then he said quickly, "So are you, Reni!" She glomped him.

"Yeah, yeah—LET'S GET OUT THE PRESENTS!!!" Neki screeched, running around the table. "I'M SUPPOSED TO GET ONE TOO BUT HE HASN'T GIVEN IT TO ME YET!!!" She grabbed Sora's arm as she ran past, and yanked him out of the chair.

"OW!!! MOMMY NEKI'S YANKING!!!"

"NEKI QUIT YANKING!!!"

"BUT YANKING FUN!!!"

"NO YANKING!!!"

Yank. "AHHH MOMMY SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!"

"NEKI QUIT YANKING!!!"

"BUT YANKING FUN!!!"

5 minutes later—

"Okay, this is for Riku!" Sora passed a long rectangular box to Riku. "And this to Neki—" Neki yanked it out of his hands eagerly. "MOMMY NEKI'S YANKING AGAIN!!!"

"NEKI QUIT YANKING!!!"

"BUT YANKING FUN!!!"

Sighing, Riku handed the last two presents to Selphie and Reni. Wakka had gotten a brand new blitzball, seeing that his old one had a hole taped up by duct tape. Tidus had gotten a skinny stick painted red and shiny—he had been using a puke-green broom handle before. Selphie had gotten a new jump rope with sparkly handles. Riku had received (yes, received, not gotten) a brand new wooden sword, for his old one had a loose nail and kept falling apart. Reni had gotten a bow and 3 suction cup arrows (she was currently having a sword fight with one of the arrows with Tidus).

"Heh, thanks kid," Riku ruffled Sora's hair. Sora quickly ducked in the middle of it.

"Gah! No problem!" Sora laughed, a big smile on his face. He was quickly glomped by Selphie and Reni.

"OHMEEGURSHTHANKYOUSORA!" They both squealed.

"Where's my present?" Kairi whined, giving Sora puppy dog eyes.

"Oh yeah, it's in my room—I'll be right back Kairi!" Sora gave her a 'special' smile, which made Reni bristle with envy. Sora ran off to his room, and quickly came back holding a small box. He looked quite excited. "Go on! Open it!"

Kairi quickly took it from his hand, and began to take the wrapping paper off. "I know you don't like fighting and stuff," Sora explained as she finished and ripped off the paper. "so I got you something else!" she opened the box and found a beautiful necklace inside. Her eyes widened.

"OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!" She glomped him. Sumiko and Ryoko looked at each other worried.

"Kairi's meddling!" Sumiko whispered hurriedly.

"Yes, we need to dispose of her—"

"Why are you guys talking about getting rid of Kairi again?" Selphie asked loudly...again.

Everyone looked up at the two mothers, who had froze like a deer in headlights. Kairi was looking at them in horror.

Ryoko and Sumiko glanced nervously at each other, then hitched on cheesy grins and said in unison, "Nooo! Of course not!" Everyone relaxed.

After Sora put the necklace around Kairi's neck (and earned a death glare from Reni), they all had a few more pieces of cake, and began to go home. Before leaving, Kairi gave Sora a kiss on the cheek and a hug. Reni gave him a squeal and a glomp. Neki smacked him across the head with her own present she received from Sora.

"A SANDED DOWN STICK?! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She screeched, still trying to hit him with it while being dragged off by Sumiko.

"Sora, honey, why don't you give Reni a kiss and a hug goodbye?" Sumiko asked desperately, struggling to hold Neki.

"What? Mom, no she's a GIRL!" Whap! "OW MOM NEKI HIT ME AGAIN!"

"NEKI QUIT HITTING!!!"

"BUT HITTING FUN!!!"

Rainy: Um, sorry it's so short? (is shot again, for I was shot in my Escape from Memory story) It's good enough right? gimme a hug! (violently repelled by shotgun)

Light: Since Rainy died, read and review!

Next to write: Light of Heaven!

hope you like!