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May contain some grammatical and spelling errors.
Please pardon the foolishness
Ponds and Knives
By x X Destroyer X x
Chapter Two: In which a devil can not cook.
"Why are you here?" Fran asked; his eyes were wide open from shock.
"Same question…" Belphegor muttered; shock filled his face.
Fran then took out his phone and rapidly dialled some numbers.
Toot… toot…. "Yes, Police Station." Greeted the other on the line cheerfully but strong enough to prove that it was a police.
Belphegor's eyes widened as he panicked. "Who the hell are you calling?!"
Fran looked at him with eyes filled with determination. "The police…"
That snapped Belphegor and he quickly ran towards Fran and tackled him to the ground. "What the hell… Stop with the realistic reactions!"
That seemed to bring Fran back to reality as he made an agreeing sound. "That's right…." He muttered.
Belphegor let out an exasperated sigh; slumping slightly in relief. Fran then looked over at his phone and dialled some numbers again. "That's right, it is best to call the FBI."
Belphegor growled as he snatched the phone out of Fran's hand; receiving a disapproving grunt from the other. After he deemed that the phone was out of Fran's reach; he glared at the other. "Wasn't that more realistic reaction?!"
Fran looked at him with a raised eyebrow as he sighed. "So, Senpai, what are you doing here?" He asked.
"That's because I live here. And you, what are you doing here?" Belphegor returned the question.
"I also live here…" Fran reasoned out as he tried to sit up. Belphegor then made a sound of understanding. "Ahh…"
Then, silence engulfed the two as the time passed by. They just stared at each other until a loud, scary and funny growl was emitted from the two.
Grroooowlllll….
Both of them stared at their rumbling stomachs as they tried to suppress a blush of embarrassment.
"Hey… I'm hungry… Get off me." Fran said; breaking up the embarrassing and awkward silence.
Belphegor looked at him and agreed by nodding his head. "Yeah, I'm hungry too." He mumbled as he stood up. He then walked towards the refrigerator to continue his search earlier.
Fran looked at him with curious eyes. "Senpai, what are you doing?" He asked; tilting his head to the side slightly.
"I'm looking for something for us to eat, kid." Belphegor answered without bothering to look at the other party he was talking to.
"Why not cook?" Fran suggested; though he was pretty sure that his suggestion was a big, big stupid suggestion.
Belphegor paused for a second as he made a thinking sound. "Oh yeah, Fine. I'll cook." He mumbled as he walked over to the kitched to get a frying pan.
Fran stared at him questioningly. "Senpai, do you know how to cook?"
Belphegor laughed as he looked at Fran. "Of course…"
There was a sudden flood of relief Fran felt as he heard the answer.
"Not…" Belphegor continued; turning away as he walked over the stove.
Fran's relief-ness was shattered, broken and scattered into pieces. "O-oi…. Then why-…?" He was supposed to argue with the upperclassman but was cut off.
"Anything is edible when it's fried, right?" Belphegor informed; turning the fire on and placing the frying pan on it.
'What a simple way of thinking!' Fran mentally shouted. He didn't know that people nowadays are so stupid. Indeed, smart phones, dumb people. But he, a human that does not give a fuck, just sat on the chair and waited patiently.
Patienly…. Tssshhhhh….. Pah… Pah..pah.
Patently…. Pakakakakakaka…. Brooosshhhh…..!
Patiently….. Plop plop…. Mwuahahaha….!
He stood up. He could not take it anymore. The sounds that were coming from the kitchen were really alarming especially if a certain insane, simple-minded with a wrinkle-free brain man was the cause of the sounds.
He walked over to the kitchen only to see an unpleasant sight. His eyes widened; his mouth gape open as his body trembled. There lays his upperclassmen; looking like he was doing some poison. An eerie and disgusting scent was filling the air as a disgusting hum of his senpai flowed through it.
Before Fran could complain, Belphegor presented an eerie dish with a big smile on his face. "Dinner's ready. Dig in. Ushishishi~" And as Fran looked at the food; he nearly fainted. What kind of ingredients does his senpai put in there?! Does that even exist in this world?!
Slowly and happily, Belphegor laid the dish in the dining table. "Kid, dig in." He called for Fran.
Fran stared at him with an un-describable face. "You expect me to eat that shit?" Fran said as he walked closer to the dining table and pointed down at the piece of crap.
Belphegor growled at the ungrateful-ness of the kid. He then picked up a nearby spoon, scooped a large amount of the crap and tried to shove it down Fran's mouth.
"Not in a lifetime!" Fran resisted; trying his best to keep a distance with the disgusting food. Belphegor then growled again as he clenched Fran's jaw and forced his mouth open; shoving the food inside it.
Fran nearly died as the spoon with crap was shoved down his throat. His face turning green as the awful taste filled his taste buds. "Blleeeerrrgghhhh….." He tried to cough the thing that was in his mouth but it was completely shoved down his throat. Damn, that crap is worse than potassium cyanide and potassium chloride!
Belphegor smacked Fran's head. "Hey, you're over reacting…" he growled before he used the spoon to scoop the food. "It shouldn't be that ba-…" his reasoning was cut off as he tasted the supposed-to-be-food thing.
His face turned green like Fran's as he coughed the crap out of his mouth. After a few moments, he looked at Fran with a disgusted face. "It was so bad that it was unbelievable…." He mumbled; coughing again.
'He admitted it!' Fran shouted mentally as he thought how prideful his upperclassman is.
Belphegor swayed as he stood up. "Shishi~ I am not that hungry so I might as well help myself with a cup noodles…" He mumbled as he reached for the biggest cup noodles in the drawer.
"You lying bastard! That's the biggest one!" Fran argued; glaring at his senpai. He then stood up and sighed. "Fine, then. I will cook."
Fran walked over to the kitchen as he started the stove and placed a frying pan in it. Then, pleasant sounds and smells lingered the air.
Shaaaaaa…..
Puuushhaaa~….
Plop!
Belphegor watched in amusement as he watched Fran cooked expertly. And his stomach growled as the lingering scent of… something delicious touched his nose…
Fran then placed the dish on the plate and sighed. "Curry…" He mumbled as he showed Bel the dish.
Belphegor slightly tilted his head to the side. "Isn't that supposed to be made in a casserole?" He asked.
Fran sighed. "agghh… Eat or starve" He said as he placed the plate on the dining table.
Belphegor ruffled Fran's hair as he sat down on the table. "Thanks for the food…" he mumbled before he ate the curry.
His hidden eyes widened as the taste filled his taste buds. This is the first time he tasted something so delicious. "I, the prince, deemed you a certified cook!" He proclaimed.
Fran averted his eyes. His senpai's stupid-ness level has increased. "Somehow, I am not proud of that…" he mumbled.
Then, without a verbal agreement, they decided that Fran will be the one to cook from now on. Not like they did have a choice…
Fran turned; trying to fall asleep. His mouth was formed into an uncomfortable frown and his eyes were shut tight.
Soon, his stomach began to grumble. "Damn… my stomach hurts…." He mumbled as he turned around again. "Damn that senpai, making me eat that crap…"
Tsudzuku.
Should this be chapter 1.5? ugghh… it's short… but… it was just a… a… you know… because I might not be able to update faster… so I decided to… yeah… post a chapter….
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