Chapter 3 coming clean
This is not designed to be erotic but there are some sex in this story so reader beware
Rating: M for some miner sex and language
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to South Park I just want to write this for fun
Chapter 3 coming clean
Stan's P.O.V
Here I am kissing my best friend because my girlfriend got pissed off from telling him we had sex it felt weird I can't describe it I fells kind of scratchy I hated it but I had an idea to get back at Wendy but decided that something more important came up
WHAT THE FUCK mumbled Kenny as he came into the room shocked that his 2 close friends were making out?
Don't worry Kenny said Wendy Stan's being punished why don't you tell him why Stan you looked like you enjoyed that kiss she smiles with a dirty grin
Uhh no I'm good Kenny doesn't need to know, I said embarrassed
Well ok then why punish Kyle said Kenny as he looked at Kyle
Kyle looked like he was on cloud nine I guess me kissing my best friend worked out in some way but I wish is was someone like butters who he could experience his gay kiss
Kyle gave me a hug thanks dude said Kyle who was happy as can be that was my first time kissing a guy sense I came out
Wait your gay mumbled Kenny "I never can hear him well with that damn parka"
Yeah Kenny I am what do you think Kyle said nervous
I don't give a fuck wither your straight or gay I'm open minded as long as you become my wingman when you're surrounded by chicks mumbled Kenny
Wendy rolled her eyes I laughed
So Stan you learned your lesson Wendy said with a smile on her face
Uh yeah I said red
Good hey Kenny said Wendy did you know me and Stan grew closer together as a couple
What you to fuck this summer big deal that means cartmen owes me 100 bucks said Kenny who took his parka down
Uh Wendy just stared at Kenny
How did you even remotely guess that I asked?
OH Bebe told me said Kenny she
That bitch why would she tell you that after she swore not to Wendy cried out
Because were dating said Kenny
We all gasped over the crazy news that Kenny spilled to us
Sense when Kyle asked
Sense this summer Kenny said
But why didn't she tell me asked Wendy
She was about to but the second you accidently spilled the dirty details over the phone to prince charming over here you ran off faster then she could surprise you sad Kenny
Wendy called Bebe to apologize and asked her to come down to Kyle's house so they could talk. It only took Bebe 5 minutes to reach Kyles house she moves fast her and Wendy hugged and Wendy apologized to her about running off and that she was a bitch for putting her problems over Bebe's
Dude its cool said Bebe holding Kenny's hand
Awww you two are so cute together said Wendy
I rolled my eyes so did Kyle we both did not understand girls ha I guess Kyle understood them less than me
So Kyle my mom told me some interesting news about you Wendy said while smiling
Kyle blushed and calmly said oh no my mom told your mom already "I could tell Kyle was scared because I knew if Clyde found out he would be dead meat"
Yeah I'm so jealous on how brave you are Bebe said
Brave? Kyle looked confused
Yes brave you came out of the closet and spat in the face of anyone who disapproved said Bebe as she went for a hug
I felt a strange vibration in my pocket it was a text from my dad
(Hey Stan just found out about Kyle question your straight right.
Yes dad "I texted him" I'm not gay I like girls even though sometimes I feel like they don't like me "I joked"
Oh ok just wanted to know tell Kyle I'm not judging him at all)
Hey Kyle I said as he and the girls were talking about how Kyle should hang out with them at the mall and stuff
Yeah Stan Kyle said
My dad says you're very brave and he thinks your cool I exaggerated
Cool hey can we talk alone for a few minutes Kyle asked
Sure I said
We waked in Ike's room he asked Kyles how it feels to like men and wondered if he would start liking them Kyle said no and that they will talk later that me and him needed the room and Ike understood
What's on your mind Kyle
Dude if Bebe found out maybe the other guys found out I could get my ass kicked Kyle said nervously
Dude I won't let that happen cause if it does I will kick there's they know how tough I am they won't know what hit them I said
Besides your fists Kyle being a smartass
Bingo I said
Hey Stan how are you taking this I mean REALLY taking this you know if I'm gay people might assume you're my gay lover especially if you piss Wendy off and she accidently slips of our kiss Kyle said
I thought to myself how would people take it would they ask me to ditch Kyle just cause he's gay and if I don't would people actually think were dating but then I remembered….I don't give a shit what people say
Dude I don't give a shit what people say I said….hmm must be an echo around here
Kyle grabbed my waist and held me tight then I turned around and Bebe Kenny and Wendy were staring
Great there at it again said Kenny
I almost died inside DUDE not in front of Bebe I said
Yeah not in front of me I means it's bad enough that my best friend and you told me about Kyles first kiss and that I promised never to tell a soul about it only for you to repeat it again Bebe said being a smart ass bitch
Thanks …bitch I said
Bebe flipped me off and asked how Kyles trip was and I thought to my self something's missing
Hey guys where shamo the land whale I said
Shamo can walk on land now how he doesn't get launched into space like that one whale we killed Kenny making a joke
You guys killed a whale said Wendy
Yeah when we were 9 years old and 2 asswhole SeaWorld guys lied to use saying the whale could talk but that's not the point I meant where the fucks cartmen at? I questioned
Ohhh he said he isn't coming near this Jew or hippy because he's in a good mood and rather sleep all day said Kenny
Wow it must be fucking Christmas early this year where's Mr. Hanky at I can't wait to tell him I'm gay Kyle said
We all laughed
We decided to head home cause it was 8pm and Wendy's dad would murder me if I didn't bring back his daughter I'm already on thin ice cause of the lube incident during our first Wendy lied saying she went in there room looking for glue and accidently using it on her posters he bought it I lived
We made it to Wendy's house and we talked for 5 mins kissed for 2 and I ran like hell when her dad came out saying STOP MAKING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER I laughed all the way home
When I got home my dad wanted me to talk to him
Hey dad I told you I'm not gay
I know son I know I found this in your trash can said randy with a used condom in his hand
I thought to myself oh shit
Look dad I can explain
No need just come with me to the basement said randy
I followed him down stairs shaking I knew I was going to get yelled at I just did
Son I'm not mad you're lucky I found it and not your mother said randy looking at me
I breathed a sigh of relief at least I won't have mom crying saying my baby boys a whore
My dad went into his fridge and grabbed 2 beers I knew his was mad he never grabbed 2 if he was happy but then he handed me one of them
OH dad what am I supposed to do with this I asked
Drink said my dad
Why Ain't I a little young for beer I asked in confusion
Ain't you a little young for sex asked dad
Touché I said opening the beer and taking a sip I would lie if I said I never drank before but my parents don't know that went I was 10 I had a phase where I was a mild alcoholic but I got through that and vowed to never drink…whiskey again but this was a light beer so I guess its ok
So when did it happen dad asked with a curious look
When the first time or the most resent I said
"My dad almost spit out his beer in shocked" how many times have you done it
I whispered 3
Dad gave me a high five like a retard I rolled my eyes
So explain when your first second and third time and location ok with dad said with a serious look
OH remember the day you told me about the dangers of sex and if I had an urge to have a condom read I said?
Dad looked nervous hush you used a condom every time right
Yeah of course I debated telling him about the close call but decided not too.
No I was basically saying that the day I lost my virginity I said
My dad laughed ha irony that was said dad
Ok the 2nd time was at that rally against that church with the funny name we went out behind the church and well fooled around.
Oh I thought Wendy's hair looked funny after that day and the third was in your room? He asked
Yes I said but then I fessed up
Dad the condom broke!
Dad spit his beer out and looked like he just saw the Denver broncos fumble at the 10 yard line costing them the game.
YOU WHAT YOU BROKE THE CONDOM! Dad yelled
Shhh moms sleeping I said quietly
IT DESNT MATTER WENDY COULD GET PREGNANT! Dad continued to yell
No she won't I said we were extra cautious that day she took the morning after pill and we used spermicide we were thinking about going rouge that night be decided against it cause of the risks
OH thank god she's thinking please tell me you will be a little more carful next time said dad
Yes dad we decided to go easy on the sex and only have it on special occasions
Ok Stan just remember the dangers and complications of the human body…oh and was it difficult the first time I kind of had this question ready all night dad asked
I guess you can get 1 question I said yeah it was hard she was kind of tight we needed to run to her dads room for lube…..don't tell him ok please he would kill me if he found out I begged
Don't worry son I know how girls fathers can be remember that guy I chased off when I caught him and shelly in bed asked dad
OH yeah I still have the video I laughed
I went to bed after another talk about sex this time about positions and even anal play…..I guess he was hopping I would get some tomorrow well he's not the only one
I texted Wendy about why she threw the condom in the trash can last month and she apologized and I told her my dad knows and soon my mom will cause he will tell her, she got worried but I told her they promised to keep it on the down low if she comes over to talk to my mom tomorrow about safety she agreed and I closed my eyes
The next day I met with Kyle early and we walked to school and of course being the joker he was he held my hand the entire way to the bus stop…kind of wished he didn't cause it looked like Jupiter came to visit us
Hey Jew rat and hippy said cartmen looking at us hold hands
Hi cartmen I said I whispered to Kyle not to fight this morning
Wow out of all the boy friends you could have gotten Kyle I got to admit this one's pretty hot cartmen laughed
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT said cartmen
Then all hell broke lose
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR GAY KYLE cartmen said with a tear in his eye Santa came early this year ohm happy day happy day
Kyle froze and I froze too I grabbed his hand held it tight for I knew our first day of high school was going to be hell
End of chapter
Woo woo cartman found out way to go Kyle and I'm enjoying this I'm going to keep updating till I pass out at my key board and don't worry next chapter will finally take place at the high school and you guys are in for a pretty big twist on how life can be