Heeeey! Im here again! Uhh... So... How have you been, ladies and gentlemen?
Well, i'm going to revise this story so it would suit your tastes... The plot of this story is kind of scattered... So... Yeah... Hahahahaha...
Actually... It was all planned but then again... I lost my copy of the story line...
And when i was reading it again... I Thought that it's kind of... Kind of... Well, lets leave it like that.
Ahahaha... Clumsy me for losing the copy... Ahahahahha...
What should i do? Ahahahahahaha...
But i wont be able to publish the revised version... Since i was bombarded with tons of projects... Projects... And more projects...But i will try! Promise!
The project part was kind of a lie... Hahahahaha... Kind of!... You know...It was just a slight excuse for my unwavering laziness... Hahahahaha...
The reason is that... I cant seem to find a moment where i should be putting conflicts... I mean... Love conflicts... So i'll try to have more romance in the rewrite version... Ahahaha...
Did i say rewrite? I mean, revised... Ahahahahaha...
In the revised version... Version 2.0... Hauheuahuehua... There would be more... What? I dont really know... I'll just fix the plot... No... The story itself...
dont you dare tell me that i was being talkative! Or am i? Wait.. Yeah...I'll end this...
So... In case those bastard reporters would report this statement of mine... I'll add a short one-shot for you all!
Here is destroyer-sama... Presenting you a story that you'll probably forget...
The prince and the frog!
The prince and the frog
By x X DarkDestroyer X x
The shine of the sun beamed into the covered forest of the kingdom Tralala. The dried leaves crushed and made an eerie, rustilng sound. A young prince was walking through the creepy forest of his kingdom; boredom clearly showing in his face as he tosses the large marble up; catching it before it will fall into the dirty ground. Suddenly, a sound caught his attention. He followed it and was soon to be lead into a mysterious, hunted and unknown lake. He walked over it and noticed a frog; swimming happily in the mold-filled lake.
"why thou art was swimming by this carcass-filled lake?" he asked.
The frog rolled its eyes. "thats because its my role."
"whats your name, mister?"
"belphegor."
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Here comes more dots.
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"Bel-senpai?"
"whut?"
"you turned into a frog...?"
"and you turned into a prince?"
Fran narrowed his eyes as a small smile was gracing his lips. "I guess, karma is a bitch." he mumbled before his body shook as he tried to suppress his laughter.
"you son of a bitch." Belphegor growled. "by the way, whatcha doin' here?"
"you know..." Fran started but was suddenly cut off when a thought crossed his mind. "is this 'the princess and the frog' story?"
Belphegor rolled his eyes. "no, this is a fucking hansel and grentel story in which they met seven dwarfs and was eaten by a fox. They met their prince because he found their glass shoe then they FUCKING saved China by whipping their long, gorgeous hair. They were almost raped because of their beauty and they were soon found in the neverland. There, they met a beast who was a prince and they lived happily ever after. Did i miss something? Well, Fuck you."
"wow, senpai... I didnt know you watch so many fairytales..." Fran said; amazed.
"fuck..." was all Bel could mumble.
"neh, senpai..." Fran called out. "the fuck do I do now?" he asked
"i dont know... Take me to your freaking castle I guess?" Belphegor answered; unsure.
"then you'll kill my family...?" Fran asked; predicting the possible outcome.
"the fuck..." Bel mumbled. "you wanna fucking die?! Just take me to your castle! Case closed."
"Detective Conan?" Fran mumbled. "damn senpai, didnt know youre an otaku..."
"fuck this. Take me to your castle so that this story will fucking end." Belphegor growled.
"okay... Okay..." Fran then took his senpai on his hand and went straight to the castle.
Our friend, little fran and belphegor didnt know what to do next... They just sat there awkwardly.
"senpai..."
"the fuck you want?"
"what are we going to do now? I've never read princess and the frog before..."
"lets see... I think we're going to... Ki...ki...k-ki..."
"what? You're transforming into a monkey now?" Fran was amazed.
"damn! No! We need to k-k-ki...ki..."
(**ki is the sound that monkeys do)
"ki...?"
"kiss...! There!" Belphegor shouted as he tried to suppress a blush.
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...silence...
"uhm, what?"
"we need to fucking kiss you damned toad!"
"and that statement really came from you, huh?"
"fuck you."
Fran sighed as he leaned closer to bel.
"hurry the fuck up, toad." belphegor ordered as he closed his eyes half way.
Fran sighed, he neared his face again but still not closing his eyes. "senpai." he called out.
"what?!" bel hissed.
"wont i get salmonella by kissing a frog?" he asked.
"this is a fucking fairytale. Stop being a fucking nerd you Yersinia Pestis." belphegor hissed beofre he closed the distance between them; nearly centimetres away.
Fran sighed, admitting defeat. He closed his eyes and erased the distance between them. In short, they kissed.
The kiss was not tender or loving. Neither wet nor passionate. It was a quick, disgusted kiss that the two shared. Then, belphegor transformed into a human.
"fucking free!"
"senpai..." fran called out.
Belphegor looked at fran and his mouth gaped in shock. "what the fuck?!"
Yes, indeed. Now, its fran's turn to be... A frog.
How will this never-ending catastrophe end?
-owari-
Thats it, people... Ahahahahha...
I hope you'll still stay with me... Ahahaha...
Or is anyone reading this? Readers? Anyone? Please leave a comment so i would know that my existence is really noticeable... Thank you...
Ahahahha...
Oh? You aint satisfied? Here is another one-shot!
The prince and the frog
By x X DarkDestroyer X x
Belphegor was walking by the green, dark and mysterious forest of Tralala. He came to a halt when he saw a frog. Its teal, round eyes stared at him with such a lack of expression. The both creature stared at each other awkwardly; unable to find some movements.
Suddenly, the frog made a sound. "meow."
That one sound made bel's face filled with confusion. "what the fuck?"
The frog faced him fully as it made a sound again "woof!"
This is very confusing for the young prince. "w-what are you?!" he asked; a bit of afraid and confused.
The frog smirked. "i'm a fairy. If you let me stay at your house, let me eat three times a day and have a bedroom to sleep, i will grant your wishes." the frog informed.
"w-wait..." belphegor growled. "isn't that supposed to be for genies?!"
The frog rolled his eyes. "have you heard of cross-breeding?"
The young prince's eyes widened. "what?"
The frog sighed as it explained. "i am a crossbreed of fairy and a genie..."
The prince's mouth gaped open. But before he could even react, the frog continued.
"and a frog, a dog, a cat, a pokemon, a ninja, an illusionist, a saiyajin, a spell master, a demon lord, satan's son, a god of death, a Trinosaurus Rex, a peacock, a butterfly but with a brown wings and most of all, a human; all three races."
The prince absorbed those information. It took a few moments before he laughed, giggled and grinned. "shishi. Fine, i'm going to let you stay."
The frog smirked in triumph as it made a different sound again. "pika!"
Then, they went back to the castle.
"hey..." The frog called out.
Bel looked at him. "what?" he asked; slightly pissed because of an unknown reason.
The frog let out a thinking sound as he spoke. "aren't you supposed to be black?"
Bel growled. "what? You a racist now?"
"nigga, i aint racist." Fran said.
"now you're calling me a nigger!" Bel growled.
"what time is it, nigga?" Fran asked.
"fuck this shit, man! It's fucking nigger o' nigger! Will you fucking stop calling me 'nigga'?! I aint black!" belphegor growled in frustration. His eyebrows knitting together and his head smoking like its on fire.
"oh, no wonder its so dark..." fran mumbled.
Belphegor rolled his eyes. "someday... I'm going to watch you while youre being fucked by karma in the ass."
"thankyou for your continued support." fran said like he's a robot.
"fuck! Will you shut up you damned bastard!" belphegor was getting more and more frustrated.
"nope nope nope. You need to kiss me."
"well that's fine if that will shut..." belphegor's eyes widened. "Need to what?!" belphegor was surprised. Did he just hear the word 'kiss'?
"kiss..." Fran then pointed at his lips. "i mean, right here. Any type of kiss."
"are you trying to say i need to french kiss an Anura like you?!"
(**anura is the scientific name for frog)
"if youre feeling bad, i feel worse. I cant imagine kissing a retard, psycopath, stupid, idiot, liar, ugly, disastrous, fat, clumsy, nerd, bitch, slut, whore, dumb like yourself."
"fine! You make my blood pressure rise."
"thankyou for that praise." Fran insulted. "and you're not denying all the insults i stated. How brave of you, senpai."
"shut up." belphegor hissed before he moved fran closer to him; hesitating a bit.
"dont stop it... Just let it happen." fran closed the distance.
"what the fuck are you saying?!" belphegor growled.
"just to lessen the sile...fffhhh..." fran was cut off by a what...? What...
"hfsey snsenpdgai... Tsag kuck afresfs?" (hey, senpai, what the fuck are you doing?) Fran tried to speak, but then again, its hard to when a fucking... Pair of... Something... Is on your lips...
Then, to his surprise, his body became... Heavier but comfortable. At last! He was a human again!
Belphegor pulled away for a second when he felt what he was kissing changed. He was mesmerized by the beauty in front of him but didnt show his amazement. "hey, dont fucking speak while kissing." then, he kissed Fran again.
Fran yelped in surprise. "So, this is... A kiss... Ahh... "
The question is... When will their fucking kiss end? I mean... How far would they go and...
No! I aint jealous! No! I aint single... Well... Im single but.. You dont have to announce it!
Yeah... This is the end of the two one shot story of destroyer-sama.
See you again...!
Dont say that this is boring!
Thankyou for those who are reading this now!