Chapter 6 Does he like me
Rating M for some sex and language
Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park
Chapter 6 Does he like me
Kyles P.O.V
I didn't get much sleep last night all I could think about was what Stan told me. I both should thank him and kill him at the same time, thank him cause now I know I have a chance with him, but kill him cause I don't know what to tell him when I see him it's so hard ahhhhhhh I went down stairs to the smell of pancakes and bacon
Morning bubby mom told me as I sat down
I yawn
Didn't get much sleep last night mom asked
Not really I had a lot on my mind I said
Well what's on your mind asked mom
Tray! Said ice
SHUT UP IKE I yelled
Aww my babies in love mom said hugging me nearly breaking me in half
No mom I'm not in love It's just a crush and I'm afraid he doesn't like me the way I like him I said
Ow you're afraid he likes girl's right asked mom
No mom "Yawn" he's gay he doesn't show it but he is I said half awake
Hmm let me make you some coffee that should wake you up said mom
Thanks I actually hate coffee but today I might just marry it I joked
Well that would make tray jealous Ike said
Dude stop Ike you don't know what I'm going through my emotions are going nuts I screamed
My mom sat down next to me
I'm not sure why you have been so emotional lately but it has to because you came out and you brain wants attention at least that's the case with women said mom
Great so I'm a girl now great maybe I should do what Mr. Garrison did and get work done I said chuckling
Trust me Kyle that's probably the worst thing you want to do cause it's a one way trip even though stem cells gave Mr. garrison his thing back doesn't mean it will do you the same said mom
The coffee machine beeped and the doorbell rang
That's Stan can I get this coffee to go I asked
Sure bub be safe and remember if he likes you he will make the first move mom yelled
Yeah and then you won't be able to sit down for a while Ike yelled
IKE WHAT DID YOU SAY mom yelled
Have fun Ike I laughed
I walked down the street with Stan I decided not to joke with him today I did owe him for that info more then I gave for not telling my mom about him and Wendy we got to the bus stop and what do you know no cartmen
Hey Kenny
Hey Kyle Kenny mumbled
Did you eat fat ass this morning I asked
No he's too fatty I don't want a heart attack said Kenny
We all laughed
I heard he's getting a ride to school every day from now on said Stan
Really that info could of helped 5 mins ago I said in a cheerful mood
We waited for the bus and went to school Craig wasn't there and toke asked if I could talk to teak about his gayness I said I would think about it we arrived at school and me and Kenny headed to psychology class but on the way I bumped into tray
Hey Kyle said tray
I went red
I have something to ask you got a minute
I felt sick so I ran
KYLE!
I then ran into Bebe red as a fire truck
Hey gurl she said as a joke
I'm not a girl Bebe still blushing
I know I was just joking if you want I can stop Bebe said seeing how upset I looked
Thanks I need more positivity today cause I feel like I'm going to explode I said
Aw why its cause be tall and handsome is checking you out said Bebe
HE IS I turned around and saw he wasn't even paying attention to me
Ha made you look now I know you like him said Bebe
Uhhhh is it that obvious I asked
Hey it's not that bad who wouldn't like him I mean look at him talk muscular Bebe said
Smart funny athletic I continued
And smells good we both said at the same time we laughed Kenny got kind of mad
Hey what about me im your boyfriend said Kenny
I know honey I'm just helping Kyle out said Bebe
Yeah plus he's gay I said
HE TOLD YOU HES GAY! She screamed
A couple people stared tray wasn't one of them he was busy talking to his fans
Shhh quiet you want him to here I whispered
I'm sorry I feel like a moron Bebe said as she put her face into Kenny's arms
Thanks Kyle for showing Bebe the error of her ways said Kenny
I'm so sorry honey please forgive me Bebe said as her and Kenny started to make out
And that's my cue to leave see you in class Kenny ha or not if you 2 want to go somewhere private I said walking away
Class was dumb in all my classes man I hate the whole every other day pattern I wish I could have my AP classes everyday so I could see tray oh well
Finally my last class of the day gym and what do you know Stan's in it I almost tackled him to the ground when I saw him
Hey Stan I said
Oh hi Kyle how's your day been Stan asked
Boring I said I hate B days it's so dumb
Well at least you didn't have health with your girlfriend on her period who's extremely emotional to the point of crying every 5 mins Stan said in total panic mode
Calm down dude I said
I can't uh man every month it's the same I love her to death but I wish she wasn't an emotional wreck to the point of bring everyone down with her said Stan
You have to put yourself in her shoes bro I said
What do you mean said Stan?
Well she's crying ask her what's wrong be her personal diary even if it's a bore trust me she might reward you down the road huh huh I nudged him
Yeah yeah hey I saw tray in the locker room he has this class Stan said
I threw up a bit
Dude man come on said Stan
I'm so sorry I said
That's supposed to me my thing bro he laughed
Yeah you can have it, it burns my throat I joked
The coach made me go to the nurse and then run a 3 miles run around the gym when I was done I was the last one there so I hit the showers and when I got undressed I saw that I wasn't alone I almost died
OH MY GOD KYLE I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE said tray covering up
I turned around uh I'm sorry I didn't know you were there I was red and hot and impressed all at once
So uh you came to shower said tray in a faint voice probably as embarrassed as I was
Uh yeah I said
Can we talk as long as we don't look said tray?
Uh yeah sure I said turning on the water
We talked about our day and what was going on
So your dad yells at you for saving his car but not because u hit it with your baseball I said
Yeah I know so I was going to ask you something but you ran off tray said
I started to panic look tray I'm freeing out I'm going to go I said
Tray tried to stop me
Hey please just let me talk Kyle
I'm sorry it's just I think I falling in love with you
Tray was silent
I was afraid cause you're a guy and I'm a guy and I like you and I didn't think you liked me and it was weird I'm Jewish and you…..I speed up 110 miles per hour in words when all of the sudden he shut me up tray lips connected to mine they felt like 2 lemons with a touch of sugar both sweet and sour I was in heaven we kissed for a good 30 seconds before I pushed him off
I'm I'm sorry I shouldn't of done that tray said as he sat down on the bench
Hey its fine I held his head in my arms
Then why did you push me off tray asked
Well its cause our poles are touching I said
Tray blushed I laughed
Yeah maybe we should get dressed before we kiss again he said while laughing
Hurry up cause I loved it I blushed
We got dressed and made out for a good 3 mins when then we heard some noise the other guys were coming so we pretended not to notice each other grabbed our stuff and walked away I saw Stan grabbed him and whispered thank you and walked away with tray
Tray asked me to homecoming that's what he wanted to ask I was so excited I told my parents not caring how they would react mom was happy dad was weirded out ike was discussed I didn't care I ran up stair and called Bebe cause I wanted to tell someone and Stan would probably get grossed out
Hello said Bebe
Hey GURL I said
Oh I can't say that but you can said Bebe
Yep I said
What's up why did you call me while I'm laying with my human teddy bear asked Kenny
Uhhhh I said
Don't worry we didn't have sex were waiting a few weeks for that said Bebe
Homecoming I asked
Yep said Bebe so what's up
Im….IN A RELATIONSHIP I yelled
Eeeeeeeekkkkkkk screeched Bebe with who
Uhhhh tray I said
OH MY GOD TELL ME EVERYTHING
I could hear Kenny asking Bebe what the fuck was she franking out about she told Kenny about me and he congratulated me
Any way what happened Bebe asked
Well I ran into him in the locker room I said
OH MY said Bebe
Yep and well he was in the shower I said
OH GOD said Bebe
And we talked and then I panicked he kissed me while we were both butt naked I said
OH FUCK GOD said Bebe
Uhhhh are you sure you're not having sex Bebe I joked
Yeah said Kenny "I guess were on speaker phone"
No she laughed I'm sorry that's kind of hot 2 naked men making out Bebe said
Did 2 two fuck in the locker room asked Kenny
No Kenny I made him get dressed be for we continued out 3 min make out session I said
Good for you said Bebe the important thing in a relationship is to set the ground rules because if you don't want to kiss nude then you're not going to kiss nude
Actually it wasn't the nude part that bothered me I said
Bebe giggled Kenny sounded like he was going to be sick
Dude I don't want to die of being sick bro even though that would be a new one said Kenny
Well sounds like you want to get in bed with him why didn't you take advantage of the occasion asked Bebe
Well because I didn't want anyone walking in on use doing the do I said
Ha ha ha ha I bet Stan would have been grossed out said Bebe
Ha well if he can have sex with…."I looked around and made sure no one herd me" with Wendy then he has to except me fucking tray I whispered
Well well that's showing you bff that Kyle brofloski does fuck around said Bebe
Cool now can me and Bebe get back to sleep I have to leave in 2 hours and I want to hold my girl little longer be for I leave said Kenny
Aww have fun you to love birds I said
Oh we will said Bebe
I could hear them swapping spit before I hung up ewe gross I went and laid down for the night eagerly waiting for homecoming then I got a text from Stan
STAN why did you thanks me
KYLE cause you hooked me up with the man of my dreams
STAN how do you know I hooked you up
KYLE cause my new boyfriend told me
STAN uhhhh boyfriend
KYLE yep lol my boyfriend he asked me out to the skating ring this Saturday
STAN really that's were me and Wendy are going
KYLE ohh I smell a double date
STAN dude your scaring me lol
KYLE I'm sorry bro I'm just so existed I'm probably acting this way because me and Bebe have been hanging out too much
STAN yeah Wendy told me to warn you about overdosing on Bebe can be fatal
KYLE lol
STAN lol
KYLE I guess Kenny's going to died them bustards
STAN hey next week you want to hang cause I feel like me and Wendy hang all the time and we never do
KYLE dude I have been begging for some bro time and no homo or girls aloud ok
STAN huh what do you mean no homo?
KYLE I mean no me acting gay or girly we need to be straight even if I have to fake it I feel like I'm freaking you out
STAN no you're not I know you kidding well I gtg see you tomorrow
KYLE love ya lol: P
STAN uhhhh yeah bye
I then went to bed remembering this night for a long time nothing can ruin this year
End of Chapter
Will something happen at homecoming in three week (or better yet next chapter cause it's going to be called homecoming lol) I can't wait I decided to change the text idea this time cause of how confusing the last one looked and the next 2 chapters are basically a two parter and the next chapter will have lemon so reader beware