Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Warnings: May contain some grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
Ponds and Knives
By x X DarkDestroyer X x
Chapter six: That's what friends are for.
Hello there, peasants! This is Prince Belphegor. You low lives must recognize this beautiful and charming voice, and also this handsome, out of this world face. Ah, nobody deserves this beauty… you all my bitches now!
And while saying those lines, Belphegor flipped his hair back; making a glittering effect like in anime.
Currently, I'm here with this peasa-
"Ahihihi…" A muffled, strained giggle echoed through the air; interrupting Belphegor's introduction. What the fuck?
"H-hey… F-fran…" Belphegor called out; his face filled with confusion, not minding that his introduction was interrupted.
Today, this kid is acting very weird. Every time he sees my face, he would FUCKING giggle like a retard. What? Is there something in my beautiful face? Belphegor then touched his face. There is none. Why the fuck is he giggling?
It can't be that he found out that I was watching… that, right? I mean, isn't it normal? Belphegor crossed his legs as he sighed; looking at the weird kid. This fucking kid is such a weirdo.
"H-hey… Fran?" Belphegor tried to call out the possessed teenager in front of him. Maybe he needs to call some exorcist to cure this boy.
"Y-yeah… senpai?" Fran responded. He was unusually happy today.
Rather, weird.
"Are you okay?" Belphegor questioned. He is not worried for the teenager. He is worried about himself. And maybe, with a little chance, in the society.
The kid laughed hysterically. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him?! Then, Fran stopped from laughing and answered "Y-yes… why- do… fhgh…" He laughed again.
Belphegor rolled his eyes until it drifted to the wall clock in front of him. Then, his eyes changed directions. Not giving a single fuck about the time-
"W-wait… the fuck did I just…." He looked at the clock again and…
"Fuck! We're late!" He shouted before he grabbed Fran's hand and drifted off. He was so fast that he didn't notice the laughter of the boy he was holding.
It was almost time when they arrived. They were panting so hard it was like they had se-
Exercise. Exercise!
"Hah… It's a good thing we aren't late…"Belphegor said before he remembered that he was going to do… stuff.
Things…
Things and stuff…
Probably.
"Hey Fran…" He called out for the kid that seemed to have strong lungs. How the hell did he recovered so fucking fast?
Fran looked at him with disinterested eyes. "What, senpai?" His voice was slightly low and…
Tired?
Oh so this guy isn't a super hero or something.
He's just emotionless. Haha. Belphegor thought. He then pulled out something out of his bag. Something… strange.
Fran took it with unsure hand and asked "What is this?"
Belphegor stood straight as he grinned. "A frog mask, kid." He answered. "I first thought of you when I saw that."
"Oh wow…" Fran mumbled before he rolled his eyes.
You fucking ungrateful kid. Belphegor thought as he watched the kid looking at the mask with a disgusted face.
Suddenly, the ungrateful kid spoke and Belphegor's heart thumped like its ass was fucking poked. Why?
"Where did you go yesterday?" …
…Belphegor is waiting.
…HE IS WAITING.
You mother fucking ungrateful bastard! He mentally shouted.
Yes, Belphegor was expecting to be thanked- by this ungrateful kid. He just ignored it and just walked away. "Somewhere…" He answered. He was feeling betrayed. His heart was in ache. Fuck feelings.
Then, a single tear dropped.
After a moment, they went to the classroom only to find that someone's missing.
"Where's Gokudera?" Fran immediately asked; worry clearly showing on his face.
STAAAAB!
That hit the target. But what target? Now, Bephegor is fucking confused.
So confused that he silently sat on his desk without making any grand entrance.
That is how greatly affected he is.
Huh?
What.
WAT.
Affected by what?
By that kid?!
Heh, no way.
NO FUCKING WAY.
His mental rants were stopped when he saw the kid on the door. "Hey, Fran. Where are you going?!"
"I'm going to look for him." Fran responded with a serious and determined face before he bolted out.
Belphegor then clicked his tongue before he sighed and went after the kid.
Belphegor slumped down as he sighed in utter defeat. "Fuck this." He mumbled.
He cannot find the fucking kid.
"How the hell can he run so fast?" He asked to no one in particular. He then realized that if he doesn't move now, then maybe the percentage of the kid being away will become bigger. He then ran off to the direction his guts are saying.
"Damn you, kid." He mumbled. "Make sure you thank me this time."
"ughh… I give up…" Belphegor sighed. Where the hell is that kid?! He slumped down to sob for a moment but then, he spotted some string.
Not a string, a strand.
A strand of hair,
TEAL HAIR.
There were so many few people who have teal hair so that means… Belphegor then faced the old, rusting door. "Maybe he is here."-
BANG!
"E-eh…" Belphegor muttered; shocked by the sudden loudness.
"Ahhh!"
"DIE!"
"O-oi! Sto—kyaaa!"
Belphegor was shocked to hear those sounds. What's happening in there? Wait, Fran might be…
"In there, right?" He mumbled to himself as he slowly took a step forward to the door,
Fran tried to move his body but it just won't cooperate with him. He just at least tried to cover his face but then, his hands won't move. Shit, is this the end for him? He just closed his eyes for a miracle to happen. Maybe, that knife that will directly hit him is just a pillow.
Fuck this. I want to be a unicorn and shove my horn in this man's ass.
"D-damn…" He mumbled before he closed his eyes more tightly; wishing a miracle to happen. But then, something…
Or someone interrupted…
BANG!
"GAH!" shouted a man from surprise.
Suddenly, the door was opened, revealing a tall man with a dishevelled hair; hitting the man with the knife in the most comical way possible. "Hey, Fran!" The man shouted as he looked at the smaller male. The younger was wearing the mask.
The mask he gave him.
That made him smile.
Aww…
But then, he noticed how severely damaged the younger was. "O-oi, Fran. You okay?"
The younger smiled.
FUCKING SMILED!
Oh my gosh.
"S-senpai." He mumbled. "T-thanks…" He mumbled. So low that even super heroes can't hear.
But then, Belphegor heard it. He isn't a super hero but he heard it. He then looked at the younger and smiled.
"That's some guts you have, kid. Withstanding those critical hits…" Bel praised.
Miraculously, Fran has recovered.
How? That, no one can explain.
"Oi! You fags! Stop with the conversation and let's fight!" the man shouted.
"Why didn't you attack us before?!" Bel asked.
"Because we're the villains! And villains wait for the protagonist to finish their conversation before attacking!"
"He's right, you know." Fran agreed.
"Why the fuck do you have to agree, Fran?!" Belphegor shouted.
"Because he's right?" Fran answered hesitantly.
"Oh god, if domestic violence is not illegal, I would have killed you now." Belphegor mumbled.
"Stop with the talk! We're getting bored! This is our last screenplay in here, modofukus." Yelled one of the gang member.
"Shut up or I'll kill you to next week!" Belphegor shouted.
"S-senpai he's ri-…"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, FRAN!"
Fran then made a gesture as if he was literally zipping his own mouth.
"So… you bastards…"
…
…
…
"H-hey… Fran… Back me up here…." Belphegor nudged Fran by his elbow. Fran just made a gesture of him zipping his mouth. What a fucking bitch.
"You bastard… useless green bastard" Belphegor hissed. "You want me to dye your hair and let you borrow some contacts so you'll just be a useless bastard?!"
Fran gulped. He doesn't know why but he's scared. He's scared in a nice way…. In the nicest way.
What a fucking Masochist.
"Senpai. Do you know why you came here?" Fran asked; looking at Belphegor.
"Uhh…" Belphegor averted his eyes. "I followed you…" Then he blushed.
Oh fuck… is that right?!
Yes, not a fucking auto-correct!
BELPHEGOR BLUSHED!
Will the world meet its end?!
AHHHH!
Fran face-palmed. He's clearly oblivious to the fact that Belphegor blushed. "Senpai… do you know why I am here?" Fran asked again.
Belphegor looked at Fran. "Because you're a fucking idiot? " He answered. "Ushishishishi." He added.
"Damn, senpai. I came here because of Gokudera!" Fran nearly shouted.
"E-ehhh?!" Belphegor reacted in the most annoying way possible.
"Oi- Stop with the chat! Are you guys fucking highschool girls during lunch time?! Or during when they go to CR?!" The villain shouted. "Are you gonna save him or just fucking chat?!"
"YEAH! We're tired of waiting!"
"YES! Stop with the conversation because the author is trying to update!"
"Tsk…" Belphegor clicked his tongue. "Guess we have no choice… Froggy."
"It's not Froggy… it's Fran!"**
Then they ran towards the enemy
"Go on with the introduction like in any other super hero films, Fran!" Belphegor commanded Fran.
"Fine…" Fran sighed. "Kono bangumi wa… Pony Ca—"
"THAT'S NOT RIGHT, FRAN! Do you want the author of this get sued for copyrights?!"
"What should I do then?" Fran asked.
"Fuck the introduction. Let's get to the main event!" Belphegor shouted before he punched the face of the enemy.
Or villain.
Villain and enemy would do.
They brawled, kicked, punched, pinched, wrestled, played chess, monopoly, and uno. Blood everywhere, revenge everywhere… It is a total chaos.
After a good few hours, they finally managed to win with the enemy holding a white flag,
"Gokudera!" Fran ran towards the bloodied body of Gokudera with Bel following him. "Hang in there!"
"Fran…" Belphegor sighed. "Shut up…"
"S-senpai… G-gokudera… H-he…"
"Stop fucking stuttering, you emotionless bastard." Belphegor then lifted Gokudera and put him in his back. "you punched him before. I saw it.
"Ho… what a keen eye you've got there." Fran turned into a sadist this time.
"Che…"
"Uhhmmmnnn…" There was a sudden voice of agony that echoed through their ears.
"Gokudera's conscious." Fran informed in the most not-giving-a-fuck voice that anyone could imagine.
"Oi, bomb-freak! If you're conscious, walk on your fucking own!" Belphegor then dropped Gokudera on the ground.
"Ouch! That fucking hurt you knife bastard!" Gokudera shouted.
"Go walk on your fucking own feet." Belphegor then walked away; so do Fran.
"Wait…" Gokudera stopped them.
"What?"
"I-… Uhh…" Gokudera averted his eyes for a while before making an eye contact again. "T-thanks… the both of you…"
Belphegor and Fran smiled before they helped Gokudera. "No worries… That's what friends are for, right?"
Gokudera's world stopped. That's the sweetest thing he had ever heard. He could do nothing but smile.
"It's your treat today, tako-head." Fran said.
"Let's go get some Okonomiyaki…. After your wounds are treated." Belphegor said.
Really, friends...
Are blessings.
Tsudzuku.
Wow.
So… I've finally updated a new chapter. Ahhh…. It's… it's worth it…. I'll cry… ahhh…
**this is just a remake of "Zura janai… Katsura da" which means "It's not Zura… It's Katsura!"
its said by Katsura Kotaro from Gintama.
Oh gosh
I've finally updated
I wanna cry
Seriously…
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Really...
I like turtles... really...
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theyre awesome, right?!
its like theyre a unicorn whose neck was stratched beyond its capacity
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