Chapter 7 Homecoming
Rating M for some sex and language
Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park
WARNING LEMON IN THIS CHAPTER
Chapter 7 Homecoming
Stan P.O.V
It's been three weeks sense Kyle got his first boyfriend at first I was weirded out but then tray kind of grew on me I loved seeing Kyle happy for once he was so down the first few years most of middle school I noticed he was depressed I tried hooking him up with a few girls but he never wanted them I guess now I know why Kyle never admitted it but I think he knew he was gay sense 6th grade but was too afraid to admit it but know he's not afraid to kiss in the hallways or during football games…or in front of me and Wendy on our group date to the skating rink or the movies I swear not even me and Wendy made out that much well it was me Kyle and Kenny at the school waiting for others so we decided to just talk
Man homecomings weird you know I said
Yeah but I'm glad we all have dates said Kyle
And were all guaranteed to get laid said Kenny
Dude is that all you think about is sex asked Kyle
What gay guys hate sex said Kenny
No we just don't have it all day everyday said Kyle
I'm a virgin said Kenny
Uhhhh no you're not technically you have had sex remember that one girl who gave you a blowjob said Kyle
Oh you mean tammy the girl who had syphilis and killed me said Kenny
Huh I said confused
Oh nothing said Kenny
Well who cares tonight we are with the girls and guy of our dreams said Kyle
Yeah tonight were going to remember for the rest of our lives first homecoming then the after party at Clyde's house I said
Dude it's at Clyde's house why asked Kyle
Well because he's trying to get laid and he has a crap ton of liquor I said
Oh ok Kyle said
We waited a good 10 mins and the girls still hadn't shown up
Dude what's taking them so long to get here I said
Yeah and I was wondering if the girls were all together why are you here Kyle said Kenny
Oh so you're saying I'm the girl in the relationship now said Kyle
Yep that's exactly what I'm saying said Kenny
You know what I don't care I have a big strong man in my life and if that makes me a girl then Kenny go get me a dress said Kyle
We both laughed
Finally the girls and tray showed up Wendy told use tray wanted us to get here safely so he got his dad to pick us up
Oh thanks tray I said that was sweet
Hey don't be jealous next year you will have your license said Wendy
Yeah I know I said
I heard Bebe talking to Kenny about tonight and that she was nervous. Wendy then took out her purse and handed Bebe something and of course Bebe blurted out what it was
Why did you hand me lube asked Bebe
I and Wendy looked at each other and I answered her
Because trust me the first time is rough on both dick and pussy we just wanted to help you guys tonight that's all
Oh then where's my lube said Kyle
I got nauseas uhhhh
Wendy pulled out another bottle for Kyle and whispered in my ear
Kyles first time is going to hurt you should talk to him
I whispered back yeah I know it hurt me little what's to talk about
He's taking it tonight said Wendy
I lost my stomach right there
Ewww said Bebe
Oh not again said Wendy rubbing my back
Dude I thought you could control that said Kenny
Something's never change said Kyle
What's going on said tray?
Nothing babe just Stan's in love and his stomach love to show us said Kyle
Everyone but me laughed
We all walked inside the building there were at least 50 couples in the building 3 teachers chaperoning and a few teachers giving out condoms for protection then Bebe remembered she forgot it so she walked up the Mr. Mackey of all people and got one he whispered for her to be safe at least that's what she told us for all I know he could of said something dirty. Then we started dancing at first it was fun then I got tired half an hour later then a slow song played and according to the DJ this was 1 of three slow songs in a row so use 3 couples started dancing together Kyles in trays arms bebes in Kenny's and Wendy's in mine I me and Wendy whispered
Hey look at Kyle and tray aren't they the cutest
Yeah they do look happy and I hope they stay like that because I love my bro and if he gets hurt then I get hurt and if I get hurt then the guy who hurts me gets hurt everyone feels our pain I said
Aww you're a good friend said Wendy
Well you would do the same for Bebe won't you I asked
Uhhhh what you said x2 thank you very much said Wendy
We decided to walk over to Kenny and I asked him if he wanted to take a break he said yeah so Bebe and Wendy started dancing and Kenny and I watched and laughed but then Kyle whispered something to tray walked over to me and reached his hand out to me
Want to dance Stan said Kyle
I didn't speak
Come one its one dance who cares said Kyle
I agreed and went back to the dance floor while Kenny cheers us on
Wow you're a good dancer Stan you make me feel like the happiest girl in the world said Kyle
Gee thanks Kyles I rolled my eyes
Hey why don't you kiss him Kyle said Wendy Joking?
Uhhhh no my boyfriend would kick my ass said Kyle
Yeah and then I would have to waste precious energy kicking his ass I said
Aww you do care said Kyle I turned to tray who said go ahead I will give you 1 free bee
Kyle was nervous
Why don't we try something Kyle Whispered?
I got nervous I did not want to kiss Kyle again
Hey ladies Kyle said
Yeah they repeated
Stan and I are about to make out Kyle said
I stopped breathing what are you doing I whispered
Trust me said Kyle it will work out
The girls giggled come-on were waiting they said
Oh no said Kyle if we make out then you have to make out with each other
My heart raced and I got warm in my chest and I heard Kenny said YES DO IT
The girls looked at each other and whispered and agreed ok boys, however long you best friend make out well double that time
I felt my dick get hard and Kyle felt it then he whispered
Uh bro I came up with a good idea huh he laughed
Yeah but how long should we kiss I asked
7 seconds cause 14 seconds of girl on girl is hot as hell am I right said Kyle
Ok "gulp" you ready super best friend I said
I am if you are super best friend
Token and his girl Nicole interrupted us hey guys why you guys look cute dancing said token
Dude watch this at first it's going to get weird but it will make sense after words ok I said
Ok dude what….
I decided to make it quick and locked lips with Kyles he had some toothpaste in his mouth and his skin touching mine was kind of rough I counted to 7 but I thought 3 seconds more won't hurt but then Kyle wouldn't let go so I nudged him finally after 14 seconds we stopped looked around and got dirty looks from a few people I was red Kyle was in my arms on cloud 9 again man he should of rented a house up there I turned to tray and apologized he said its ok it was for a good cause he pointed to Wendy and Bebe who were dumb struck
Holy shit 14 seconds of male on male action said Bebe
I think I just came said Wendy
Me a Kyle looked at the girls and said your turn
Token Kenny even Craig and Clyde walked over to me and Kyle
We smiled they frowned
You suck said Wendy
Love you Wendy I said
It's just 30 seconds Wendy who care pucker up said Bebe
The girl's lips touched and I saw some tongue I whispered to Kyle totally worth it
We low fived
After 20 seconds they grabbed each other's right and left boob coressing it I pretty much lost it we guys looked at each other with an awkward face 28 seconds in and they were done they looked at us and said
Happy now we need some air they walked outside we followed tray tagged along
We all sat in a circle and Kenny went behind the dumpster and took out a six pack of beer
Look I don't drink but after that experience hand me one we all grabbed 1 beer even the ladies grabbed a beer
So boys how was it asked Wendy
Yeah asked tray was he better than me Kyle cause remember you get one and then I get one and I might make Stan my one
Nope u ain't kissing me bro I said only my super best friend gets that honor
Aww I do said Kyle kissing me on the cheek
I shoved him away dude bro that's too much gay for today ok
Seriously how was it Bebe Begged?
It was kind of rough I mean Kyle had brushed his teeth which was minty and his peach fuzz was kind of rough and sorry dude but u had a boner the entire time that was kind of weird I said
Well sorry I can't control my dick said Kyle
How big did it feel asked Wendy bigger then you?
Actually we know each other's size remember elementary school I said
OH MY GOD I remember that cartmen made all the guys measure there dicks for no reason Bebe laughed
Yeah but Stan got bigger then it said on the chart Wendy winked
Yeah you didn't complain I said
Oh so u 2 has already had sex so the rest of us has to play catch up said tray
Yep said Wendy and you're a good 3 times behind
Ha 4 after tonight I said
Dude you suck at math it will still be 3 for us said Kyle except for me
Bebe and Wendy talked to him in private but I asked to come and he said it was fine
Hey you ok Bebe asked
Yeah I'm just kind of nervous I never had anyone put something in me before Kyle said
Well it hurts at first Wendy said but I promise it goes away it it feels great
Yeah I mean why he should have all the fun ask him to give to a ride I said
No we promised the first time I take it next time he I want this guys but can you guys walk away so I can ask tray for a favor said Kyle
Bebe asked what it is
Kyle whispered in bebes ear and she giggled
Ok guys tray and Kyle are going to need to alley for a min said Bebe
Kyle called for tray and whispered in his ear and I heard him say here are you sure and Kyle shook his head and then I saw tray shove Kyle against the wall I got pissed
Hey I yelled
Bebe stopped me there having a little fun see
I looked Kyle slapped tray and kissed him and yelled
YEAH YOU'RE A DIRTY BITCH AINT YAH
Dude calm down said tray
Sorry said Kyle I got carried away you can yell at me tonight please
Ok said tray you can be the big man right now said tray
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME yelled Kyle?
SORRY SIR tray faked crying
Token and Nicole started walking out asking when the after party was saw the beer and asked if there was any left
Kenny gave them one and said enjoy the show
OK BITCH NOW HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS POLE said Kyle
Uhhhh what the fuck is this asked token
Kyles first time he wants it to be special said Bebe
YEAH YOU LIKE SUCKING IT DON'T YOU….DONT YA Kyle screamed again
YES SIR said tray
DID I SAY STOP said Kyle hitting tray
OWW said tray
I barely heard the apology but Kyles said sorry and laughed
DUDE ITS PRETTY DAMN BIG said tray with Kyle's dick in his mouth
YEAH YOU LIK…..AH SHIT said Kyle
Its ok Kyle, said tray spitting out the semen you lasted longer than the last guy I sucked
I thought you were a virgin said Kyle
Yeah I've never put my dick in an ass or taken it before so no matter ones we both we be half virgins after tonight said tray kissing Kyle
I love you said Kyle
I love you too said tray
I think I'm going to be sick said token
Me too I said
I enjoyed it said Bebe
Yeah it was different said Wendy
I've seen stranger said Nicole
I lasted longer said Kenny
The gays walked back here saw us staring and blushed
So how was it being the dominate guy Kyle I said
Shut up said Kyle
Bebe joked hey you're not going to let Stan treat you like that huh Kyle
Ha nope Bebe why don't you handle it with your big dick Kyle Laughed?
Bebe chuckled yeah no I might kill him then
Oh then can I see it asked Wendy
Only if you're a good girl said Bebe
Oh then I can't see it cause I've been very naughty said Wendy
I got excited
Wait Bebe had a dick said Kenny
We all busted out laughing
It's an inside joke Kenny I will tell you later said Bebe
Ok said Kenny well then if you have a dick can I go through the back door Kenny joked
FUCK NO said Bebe
You 6 are weird said token but I like you guys your way more normal then most of them north park folks
Yeah even I agree with that said tray and I'm from north park
Then I and Kyle's phone rang
STANLY said mom
Yeah I said
WHERES KYLE
Right next to me why
DON'T COME HOME TONIGHT OK STAY OUT ALL NIGHT TILL I CALL YOU OK
Why what's wrong
IT'S WENDYS DAD HE DRUNK AND HAS A LYNCH CREW THERE LOOKING FOR KYLE
WHAT THE FUCK
I hung up
What's wrong said Wendy
All of the sudden Kyle freaks out walks to tray and asks where he lives and if he can stay the night
Wendy your dads drunk and is going to try and kill Kyle we have to get out of here
End of chapter
Wow this chapter had a little of everything in it lol oh and sorry I am breaking the rules for chapter 8 I didn't realize how long this chapter was going to be so chapter 8 will be both Stan and Kyles P.O.V trust me it makes sense ohh and this had soft-core lemon next chapter we get some more juicy goodness I hope you enjoy oh and WILL KYLE DIE