Woot... Guys, it's been so long since i last updated! Im still alive! Dont worry!

So guys, i switched accounts. But my name here will still be dark destroyer. Dont call me tamago or chin or 69. Call me darkdestroyer or destroyer-sama, or simply, destroyer-san. Maybe d-san, but never dick-san, k?

After i finish this story ya people shall know that i will switch accounts. Yep... I wont abandon this account since it,s linked to my fb. Hahahaha...

Same name, same person but different bio. Check my new account i got 2 new stories there.

So,.. Enjoy.

Might contain grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. I am not reasoning but it's really hard to write a story in a phone. I don't have computer and all i've got are gadgets. Auto-correct isn't helping either.

Disclaimer: i do not own katekyo hitman reborn.

Ponds and knives

By xXdarkdestroyerxx

An act of gratitude

int- hospital

Three weeks have passed since the incident, gladly, Fran has recovered and Gokudera's condition got better.

"Gokudera-kun... Please let me clean you or you're going to stink. And that's not nice..." said the very flamboyant male.

Gokudera's face scrunched up as he backed away. "w-why? Why you, of all the nurses, going to clean me?! I can take a shower by myself, scram now!"

The flamboyant male put his hands on his waist as he sighed. "Mou~ thats not a very nice attitude, Gokudera-kun... I am just going to do my job as a nurse~" he said as he inched closer to Gokudera.

"No! No! Get the fuck off me! Fag! Drag queen!" Gokudera shouted as he struggled from the tight grip of the flamboyant male.

Then, the door opened, revealing the two friends of Gokudera: Bel and Fran. Their faces were priceless as they saw what lays before them. They gaped in shock and Belphegor covered Fran's eyes saying he was too young to see this sight before them.

"B-bomb freak... I didn't know you were like this..." Belphegor said as he sweated as if he has a built-in waterfall in his forehead.

"T-this is not what it looks like! Stop thinking that way, knife-bastard!" Gokudera shouted as he pushed the flamboyant off of him.

The flamboyant male rubbed his back to ease the pain, he then turned to the newly arrived people and gasped. "oh my, Fran-chan~ what brings you here? Are your wounds already healed?"

Fran, still eyes being covered by Bel, flinched at the very familiar gay voice and he stepped back. "H-hey, Lussuria-san... We're just here to visit gokudera and we just happen to run into your sexy time, we're sorry. And yeah, pretty much, i am already healed."

"Maa~ maa~ that's okay. And good for you that you-" Lussuria was cut off by Gokudera's shouting.

"FRAN! It's not what it looks like! Stop filling your head with such thoughts!" Gokudera shouted as he stepped out of the bed but falling miserably.

"Ara~ Gokudera-kun... Be careful!" Lussuria said as he walked towards Gokudera to help him.

"No! NO! Stay away. Stay there! Sit! Play dead!"

Fran turned to look at Bel, urging him that they should leave the room. Bel looked at Fran and nodded. Really, they should leave before something would happen.

"No! Fran! Knife-bastard! Don't go!" Gokudera shouted. When the door shut closed, he lit up his dynamite that was under his sleeve and literally blew up the door.

BAM...!

"Gokudera-kun?! It is bad to carry dangerous objects in the hospital!" Lussuria shouted.

"Not as bas as when you take care of me! Or even clean me!" Gokudera shouted in frustration. This gaylord is getting on his nerves.

"cough... Cough... What the fuck are you even thinking, bomb-freak?" Belphegor grunted as glared at Gokudera through his thick fringe. "We almost died, it's a good thing we are from an anime."

"ku... S-senpai." a voice droned. "get up... I cannot breathe."

Gokudera noticed that bel was on top of fran and shouted, "Oi, you knife freak! How dare you sexually assault a seventeen year old?! Have you got no morals?!"

Belphegor looked at him with a 'what the fuck is wrong with you' face. He then realized that indeed, he was on top of Fran. He quickly stood up and dusted his clothes. "t-t-this is not what you think it looks like! Stop thinking that way, knife bastard! I-i mean bomb-freak!" Belphegor reasoned angrily.

"Why are you repeating what I have just said earlier, knife-bastard?!" Gokudera shouted. "you have no originality!"

Fran looked at the two upperclassmen as he droned out, "ooooh. As expected from the fake-prince."

A vein popped in belphegor's temple as he smacked Fran in the head. "shut up, frog." he angrily grunted.

"Ow. Senpai. That hurt. I just recovered, you know." Fran said monotonously. "Stop calling me a frog, super fake prince."

"Damn idiot..." Belphegor mumbled as he pulled out a knife and poked Fran with it, earning a two shocked and horrified gasps and a monotonous 'ow'.

"h-hey... Knife-freak. That kills people!"

"F-fran-chan? A-are you okay?" worriedly asked Lussuria.

Fran sighed as he took the knife and bent it. "How dare you stab me, china prince?"

Belphegor growled as he poked Fran with two more knives. "i've been itching to use my knives on you since we first met, kid." he said. "You are a very disrespectful kouhai."

Fran sighed again as he took out all the knives in his body and threw it. "senpai, you are a disgrace to the human race."

Gokudera seemed so shocked to find that Fran isnt even flinching when the knives were inflicted to him. He didn't even bleed! "f-fran, do you have some kind of super powers?"

Fran looked at him with a 'seriously' face and Lussuria laughed. "silly, Gokudera-kun. He has a thick jacket and the knives inflicted to him were not that deep."

"ushishishishi~ bomb-freak is an idioooot." Belphegor said in a sing-songy way.

"you bastard... You are more of an idiot for stabbing people!" Gokudera shouted.

"I stabbed you before and you didn't even complain."

"Those were just plastic knives and what you threw at Fran were real knives!" gokudera shouted in frustration. "and that's just because we're doing a stage play!" he added.

"senpai... Next time you buy knives you should buy the good ones." fran droned out as he inspected the knives. "these look lame like your tiara."

"chi... This..." belphegor pointed on his crown. "is not a tiara." he angrily growled in a low tone.

"Respect my perspective, senpai. It looks like a tiara to me and for the rest of the world" Fran mockingly said. "and what you just did to me is against to the law."

Belphegor grinned at Fran's statement. "ushishishi~ silly frog, i am a prince therefore laws don't apply to me." he said boastfully.

Fran looked at him with uninterested eyes, "try jumping off that window and lets see if the laws of gravity apply to you, stupid senpai."

Before belphegor could retort back, Yamamoto entered the scene and is completely oblivious that he entered at the wrong time.

"ahahahahaha... What's up, guys? Ahahahahahaha" he greeted. "I brought some sushi for us to eat. Ahahahahahahaha."

He entered at the wrong time for he will witness a strange happening; a psychopath killing an emotionless bastard.

Bel held his knife up and Fran just stared at him with no emotions at all.

Yamamoto's eyes widened, "what game is that?! It looks so cool! Hahahahaha."

When Bel is about to lunge the knife towards Fran, Fran immediately deflected it easily. He punched bel in the stomach for his senpai to stop. Bel coughed up some saliva. 'this kid is way too strong for his size!' he thought.

"senpaaai... stop being childish, this is a hospital." Fran droned out. "you are a disgrace."

Bel would really like to get his revenge but Yamamoto, Gokudera ,and Lussuria got in the way.

"mou~ bel-chan, let's tone it down here, k?" Lussuria said in a motherly tone.

"knife-bastard, if you really want to kill Fran then you should do it in discreet." gokudera suggested. 'as if you could kill him! If you want to kill him you shall pass me first!' he thought as he tried to suppress a blush.

Yamamoto laughed, "ahahahahaha..."

Gokudera growled at the man, "oi you baseball-freak! Stop laughing for no apparent reason!" he shouted. "and by the way, where's the tenth?" he asked.

Yamamoto looked at Gokudera, "ahahahahaha... Well, Tsuna got sick because he got so worried about the two of you." he informed.

Fran cleared his throat, "I am not saying you should stop talking but you should stop talking." he said. "Lussuria-san, shouldn't you clean Gokudera?"

"mou~ thankyou Fran-chan for reminding." Lussuria said. "by the way... Where's gokudera-ku-"

"Fran! Why would you do that?! I was just one step away from escaping!" Gokudera growled; he was just waiting the elevator to open the door.

Lussuria shouted and quickly ran towards Gokudera. "maa~ maa~ Gokudera-kun! That's dangerous!" he said as he grabbed Gokudera on the shoulder.

"get the fuck away from me, drag queen!" Gokudera shouted. "Fran! Knife-bastard! Baseball-freak! Dont leave, you bastards!"

The three person that beholds those names just looked at him with pity as they muttered a low "good luck."

Yamamoto laughed, "ahahaha, gokudera, i'll just leave this sushi here, eat well..." he said as he bid a good bye.

"nooooooo!" Gokudera shouted in frustration.

-int. outside-

The three of them walked out of the hospital with the same face; a face full of pity and a face that is clearly holding a fit of laughter.

"ah, you two, see you later." Yamamoto said as he waved his hand.

"where are you going?" Fran asked.

"ahahahaha... Since it's a weekend, I would be helping in our store." yamamoto reasoned as he ran rapidly. "good bye!" his voice echoed.

(effects of tumbleweed insert here)

"kid, let's go to casino." Belphegor suggested for he was running out of ideas what to talk about.

"minors can't go there, senpai." Fran said. "and you are not 21 yet."

"shishishishi~ then does the frog know where we should go to waste time?" Belphegor asked.

Fran made a thinking sound, "if I will be the one to make a choice, i want to go to a laboratory and make an experiment..." he sighed. "but you are tagged along so I think... Wanna watch a movie?"

Belphegor laughed,"ushishishi~ sounds boring... Let's do it."

Then, they walked to the movie theatre.

-int. movie theatre.

"ticket for two." Fran said to the cashier lady. The cashier blushed because of the reason Fran did not want to know.

The cashier lady gathered up some courage and asked, "you two look so cute, ma'am... You're very lucky to have a boyfriend like that." she said as she pointed at belphegor who was waiting for fran while devouring a pop corn.

Fran looked at her with a 'are you dumb or are you joking?' face. "I am a boy, miss." he informed as he got the ticket from the table.

The cashier girl gasped. "r-really? I am so sorry, sir!" she apologized. "b-but, i am not against gay marriage, sir. You two look really cute together." she said while blushing.

Fran rolled his eyes as he sighed. "what the fuck is wrong with people these days?" he mumbled as he walked away from the cashier.

Belphegor looked at him and asked, "what took you so long, peasant?"

Fran sighed. "it's not my fault, it's the cashier's." he reasoned.

"What are we watching, then?" Belphegor asked.

"horses on boat."* Fran informed.

"it sounds boring but let's go." Belphegor said as he walked towards the door that leads to the cinema witn fran following him.

Fran is really bothered by the statement the lady has said to him. Is he really that girly? But he was sure as hell he was stronger than most of the human race. So why would anyone bother in thinking he is up for gay marriage? Or why is he mistaken for a girl? He examined his body and thought, "maybe I should do some biceps..."

-int cinema

Fran and Bel yawned in unison. The movie is boring and its literally just horses on boat. Nothing less, nothing more.

"frog... We're out of pop corn..." Bel said lazily.

"huh..." Fran questioned; he clearly just woke up. "what..."

"we're out of pop corn and the prince is bored." bel said as he yawned. "and its awkward here..." he said as he looked over his back, which is to say full of couples making out.

"zzzz..." fran snored which amused bel. He never saw fran sleep before. And this sight before him was just hilarious.

fran's eyes were wide open. But his eyes were different, it looks like somewhat a drawing of an eye by a kid.

"oi, you stupid frog... Are you really asleep?" bel asked as he waven in front of fran. What he just receives was a snore.

"this kid is outstanding." bel mumbled as he took a picture of fran. And, because there's a flashing sound, fran woke up with a groan.

"oh shit." bel hissed.

Fran glared at his senpai as he spoke, "what hath becometh of me?"

"huh?" bel droned out.

Fran rolled his eyes and got back to sleep.

This amazed bel even more. He was so amazed he didnt realize that he took a video of what happened.

The movie finished and also the couples making out finished. Bel was sure that 9 months after this, the population will be doubled.

He looked over his side and realized that fran is still asleep; and of course, it is with his eyes wide open.

"fran! Fran! Frog, motherfucker... Kid! Wake up." belphegor shouted as he shrugged fran.

"zzzzz..." fran snored, clearly still in the dreamland.

"frog, if you don't wake up, i will rape you!" belphegor shouted. It is a good thing that all the people near them got out or he will be in jail for assaulting a minor.

Fran's eyes widened as he quickly got up; he didn't mind the blackening of his vision. "senpai let's hurry it's getting late." he said monotonously.

'that was quick...' bel thought. 'is it really that bad to be raped by a royalty?'

They got back to their house with no one talking.

"oh and me and my homies got in the club with just 20 dollars in our pocket! Hahahahaha!" no one boasted.

"why isn't anyone speaking?" no one asked.

"you called?" anyone asked.

"no i didn't." you informed.

"what's wrong with you?" no one asked.

"nothing's wrong with me." you said.

"i agree with that statement." me said.

"something's wrong with everyone." anyone said.

"no, there's nothing wrong with me!" everyone shouted.

"yup. Agree with that." me said.

And it is like this on their way home.

Int-home

"that was a weird ride to home..." fran said.

"shishi~ but not as weird as you do, kid~" belphegor chanted.

Fran looked at him with uninterested eyes. "what?"

Belphegor then took out his phone and showed the video to fran. After a moment, fran reverted his eyes and sighed. "you are a shame, senpai..." he said.

"shishishi~ not as a shame as you when you sleep... Shishishi!" belphegor stopped laughing.

Fran sighed as he threw a spoon at belphegor's face. "that's for stabbing me before..." he said.

Belphegor stared at him with questioning look. "what the fuck is wrong with you, frog kid?"

Fran threw a spoon again, "that's... For taking a video of me when i'm sleeping."

"frog! Remember i was the one who saved you!" belphegor shouted as be blocked his face to be ready for another spoon. He didn't want this, he didn't deserve this, so why is this happening to him? **He waited for the spoon but to his shock, he didn't receive any.

When belphegor slowly let his hands go down, he saw fran giving him a heart-shaped box. "and this is... For saving me before..." ***fran said in a low but still monotonous. "Think of it as an act of gratitude."

Belphegor reached for the box and watched fran's retreating back.

He waited for fran to reach his bedroom before he slowly mumbled, "silly frog... Its valentine's day today" and he blushed as he ate the chocolates inside of it.

And he didn't know why he blushed.

woah. I thought i'd never finish this. Wooooho.

Yay.

Wew.

Potato. Lel.

*i hope that anyone noticed that this is a pun for the movie "snakes on plane" yeah...

**please read this with a dramatic tone. Read as if you are reading a dramatic fic. Aaaahhhhggg

***this is again, a pun when ya know they slap 3x or 2x their lover then kiss them right after lalalalallaalalala

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Please dont mind the lack of commas and failure of capitalizations. Thaaanks.

Damn, i got through so many troubles in uploading this! First, my safari crashed after i've edited this. (i use iPad in creating this story. So, notes then copy paste to ff and thats where i edit)

Note i am using ipad first generation and its really slow but i cant abandon this ipad, this is where my pornstash are located. Huehue. Though i have ipad mini2 i dont like ios7 but yeah... Whatevs.

Then, i select-all this document while highlighting a certain word and i accidentally clicked paste and boom, another document in a document.

I "shake to undo" and i have to start all over again.

Oh, for the random citizen who responded to my ask the author. I dont know what to say man... I cant do diagrams here. So we have to use metaphor. I have to say its like i have a wig down there. What... What the fuck am i saying?! You ruined my reputation! What kind of question is that?

And thanks to all the reviews. I will message you so you will know that i.. Love ya.

Lel.