Chapter 9 the hospital
Rating M for some sex and language
Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park
Chapter 9 the hospital
Stan's P.O.V
I'm a lucky guy I have a beautiful girl naked in this bed with me and I wouldn't care if she was dressed because I love her and I think she knows it. I'm still worried about Stan he hadn't called yet and it's been….10 mins damnit I thought it's been younger Wendy rolled over and asked me a question
Hey Stan
Yeah wends I answered
I'm kind of cold can you check if the room next door has any extra blankets asked Wendy
Ok Hun let me get dressed I said
No please don't cause then it won't be romantic me nude and you with a suit on said Wendy
Well then can I at least have my boxers I asked nicely?
I think you can she said joking
…..uh Wendy why is there a big hole in the front I asked
Oh uhhhh they kind of ripped when you threw me on the bed said Wendy
Oh well then I guess I have to make a mad dash before someone sees me in the buff I said
Wendy giggled yeah that would be kind of embarrassing especially if it was in front of another women
Yeah or a man I said walking towards the door
I opened the door and ran to the other room when I was stopped by a make out session into a gropfest between token and Nicole I froze and they just stared
Uhhhh I said
Uh hi Stan said token with his pants down
Yeah hi said Nicole still in a dress but tokens far up it I could see her white panties around her waist
Yeah hi me red
You need anything Stan…like cloths asked token
Oh uh no Wendy wanted me to grab an extra blanket cause she's kind of cold I said
Oh that sweet said Nicole you're a good man and a big one
Nichole giggled me and token barely gave eye contact
I went to the other room grabbed the blanket and heard a small bang I looked down was pissed when I saw Kyle left his phone
AH SHIT I yelled
What token asked walking in?
Kyle left his phone so I have to get it to him now I said
Oh I can do that for you go spend time with Wendy said token
No I can't besides I'm getting kind of bored this is a good excuse to head home I said
Oh well can me and Nicole join you the mood died when you came out asked token
Oh sorry man I said
Nah man it's cool you were thinking of your women I can respect that but don't think I won't hold it against you later he laughed
Yeah I said
I walked outside the room told Wendy what happened she was sore…in more places than one but agreed to go after Kyle
Are you sure I can comeback I said
Nahh I'm good let me get dressed real quick I brought 2 outfits for emergencies said Wendy
I waited a good 4 mins when Wendy came out here she handed me another pair of boxers
Oh thanks I can now take my pants off to put on these you randomly had I said with confusion
I thought I might go a little wild so I planned ahead I even brought Bebe an outfit just in case she ripped her dress said Wendy
You're a good friend I said
Yeah lets go get them before we leave bebes drunk and I don't want her hear naked and with Kenny cause you know Kenny does pot he might pass out and then its free sport for other drunk ass holes said Wendy
We walked down stairs and Wendy got Bebe up she complained but sobered up just enough to get dressed
Hey said Wendy that hurt if I'm going to dress you then hold still
Sorry babe you kind of cute especially sense you walked in on my in the nude said a drunk Bebe
Your drunk Bebe so calm down and were stopping by a coffee house on the way home
Uhhhh thanks said Bebe self-aware…WAKE UP KENNY YOU LAZE BASTURD
Uhhhh oh ok mom I'm up I'm up I'm not drunk or stoned said Kenny
We laughed
Yeah Kenny said remember to brush your teeth
Fuck you Stan said Kenny surprisingly sober
Wow Kenny anyway get dressed we have to track Kyle down before he finds out his phones missing I said
Ok ok I'm up I'm up said Kenny
Kenny, token and I were talking when Clyde told everyone the parties over everyone out then people started heading home and Clyde and Craig walked over to us
Hey what's up asked Craig?
Yeah did you guys have fun where's Wendy and Bebe asked Clyde
They're getting dressed there dressed kind of got ripped when…. I stopped talking
Nice said crag going in for a fist bump
Yeah well we have to grab Kyle and hand him his phone I said
Oh hey will join yah we got nothing better to do said Craig
Yeah I still have to yell at him for being loud…up stairs said Clyde
Uhhhh yeah I was right next door I heard every bit of foreplay they made I said
The girls came out even with a random outfit Wendy still looked hot but then she said out loud where the guys could hear
Man my ass is killing me Stan
Dude that's awesome said token
Yeah lucky you first time got some ass said Craig
Lucky you scored tonight said Clyde
Wendy blushed this wasn't our first guys now can we go
Oh yeah I said
We walked outside in the 25 degree weather and snow and walked a good 4 blocks when we heard some banging
HELLO said the mysterious voice
Let's check it out I said
We ran over to the dumpster with nothing there but some blood and more banging and screaming
HELLLLLOOOOO HELP ME said the noise
Dude a talking dumpster said Craig
KYLE I yelled
STAN OH MY GOD HELP screamed Kyle
I ran faster than I ever ran before and I saw him Kyle bleeding out with his hand on his side I froze
OH MY GOD KYLE NOO DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME I screamed
The others gasped Wendy and Bebe were crying
Dude I'm fine said Kyle I got stabbed in the side the idiots missed a major arteries I just need a hospital
Where's tray I asked
Ha cartmen has him said Kyle
We all looked in shock and I was kind of pissed
Cartmen did this to you I asked
No he didn't he saved trays life by carrying him to his dads house said Kyle coughing
Oh well then who did I asked
3 ass wipes said Kyle
Them ass holes from school yelled Bebe
We looked at her
Yeah said Kyle they jumped us trays paralyzed from the waist down and has a broken arm I got stabbed in the side idiots thought I would bleed out but it's so cold that my wound froze over so now I need a check up to make sure I don't have internal bleeding said Kyle laughing and coughing up a bit of blood
Dude are you sure your fine I asked
Yeah this isn't a movie or book this is real life if they stabbed my in the chest or lungs then you could be worried said Kyle laughing
I picked Kyle up bride style and ran down the road but then something even worse happened we heard a car pull up and a noise
THERES THEM QUEERS GET THE ROPE FOLKS WERE GOING QUEER HUNTING
It was Wendy's dad I ran like hell while Wendy and everyone else followed we reached trays house looks like cartmen just barely made it before us we got to trays dad when the truck pulled up and 3 guys with shotguns pulled up
Give us them queers said Wendy's dad
I'm not handing over my son or his boyfriend your just going to have to try and shoot I said trays dad
I panicked but Kyle was smiling
Dude you can smile in the face of death I said
Just watch said Kyle rolling over into the snow
Next thing you know 6 shot guns came out of the house
Yeah trays is a family of red neck hunters who are part of the protect the gays group so yeah were safe said Kyle crawling towards tray like some romantic movie
The truck speed off and a cop car chased them and Craig being a jokester placed Celine Dion's my heart will go on with his iPod
We giggled tray and Kyle cuddled with each other then we all jumped into trays dad truck and got the gays to the hospital and we waited till the results came back and…..our parent came oh joy
STAN my dad yelled are you ok?
I'm fine dad I said were ok
Kyles mom and dad were there too my mom stayed to watch Ike for the brofloski's
Where my bubby he's not dead is he Kyle mom asked
No man he's far from it the doctor came in he has a small stabbing in the kidney and a recon emerging but besides that he's fine
Oh thank….what what WHAT said Kyle's mom a rectum hemeroging KYLE
We all laughed Wendy didn't she whispered to the doctor and went in the other room but my dad saw the blood stain on her butt
Uhhhh so Stan you had sex tonight asked dad
Uhhhh yeah I said
We walked into Kyle's room and Wendy came back and explained that she had a minor hemorrhage but it would clear up by tomorrow but the pain will last a week
Oh well then….OH MY GOD screamed dad it happened again son
I was confused
What happened dad I asked
3 weeks ago our talk tonight said dad
I thought
HOLY SHIT IT DID I said
Wendy glared at me what happened
I will tell you later I said
Nope you will tell me now in front of EVERYONE I don't care how embarrassing it is I can take it but if you drugged me…..yelled Wendy
No I didn't drug you id never do that I said
Yeah yelled Kyle awake now
Kyles mom walked away to get a nurse I guess she was embarrassed to find out her baby boy had another man in his ass
Yeah Stan I want to hear said Kyle
Ok wends you asked for it
I explained the talk me and dad had and ironically turned into my first time with Wendy and 3 weeks ago we talked about anal play and that it happened tonight
Wendy was red mad but she kind of giggled
Ha I guess Stan got the instruction Manuel before entering you huh Wendy said Bebe now fully sober
Ha yeah that would explain why he failed during the test run Wendy blurted out
The guys laughed and so did Kyle
Yeah man you get an early lead in everything sports videogames….even sex said Kyle
I'm going to kick your ass when you get out of this hospital Kyle I said Red faces and embarrassed
Can it be the face my ass kind of already hurts said Kyle
Kyle's dad got kind of weirded out
I'm sorry dad I didn't mean. Said Kyle
Its fine son Kyle's dad said I knew it would happen I just didn't think it would happen this soon
Yeah my dad said it's not as weird as me and Mr. Brofloski….
DON'T DAD I yelled
Yeah please don't said Kyle
Dad stopped but…
Masturbated in a hot tub together oh yeah I remembered that said Kyle's dad
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I and Kyle yelled
The entire room cringed
Dude said Wendy I'm sorry Stan she went for a hug
I walked out with Wendy who pulled her phone out
Ok sense we are all confessing stuff here's a video of you and Kyle at homecoming said Wendy
I laughed until dad saw
Oh well Stan I guess dad said
Wait dad I said
No it's cool I'm ok with this dad said
Hey wait dad I did that for this I pulled my phone out Wendy blushed
28 seconds of girl on girl make out session was show right then and there and dad looked at me
Well I guess that was worth it
Yeah it was I said
Then I turn around and Bebe and Wendy….are kissing
Holy shit said token Craig and Clyde at the same time
Uhhhh Wendy I said
Yeah sorry I had to break the tension between me and Bebe I don't know why but that kiss changed me and her I think were bisexual now said Wendy
Me and Kenny stared and smiled and Kenny whispered
Best night ever huh
Yeah I whispered back I smell three ways in our future
Bebe and Wendy whispered and giggled I don't know what they said but I would find out in the future
Wendy came up to me whispered I will give you 1 ONLY 1 on your birthday ok
The rest of the night was kind of boring dad said Wendy could stay with us till everything blew over and mom found out what we did but said she knew it was going to happen and she was ok she said we could sleep together but to A no funny business and B keep it down cause shelly came down to visit for the week and she's exhausted from the flight we went upstairs and cuddled up and had a quick talk
So Wendy said
So I said
I'm not going to find you stash am I said Wendy
Uhhhh I have nothing to hide I said…..there a compartment in my bed that no one knows about me and Kyle built it when we were young to hid our cool toys and comics so cartmen or our parents couldn't get them
Oh so now it's full of porn she said
Uh not full only around 10 magazines I can trash them if you want I asked
No as long as you don't freak out about my stash were good said Wendy putting her head on my chest
Oh ok I said
The rest of the night was peaceful my girl in my arms and my best friend safe and sound in the hospital both him and his boyfriend would come home tomorrow and everything would be fine Kyle I then remembered telling me before we left that his mom wanted to meet tray and that she would probably try to scare him off so that they couldn't sleep together again I chuckled all night till I slipt into unconsciousness
END OF CHAPTER
Aww its almost over 1 more chapter left and it shall end with Kyle and his moments with tray isn't that cute well just cause were done with the story doesn't mean it ends there…..I HAVE A SEQUAL IN THE WORKS so yeah look forward to that….in 4 days cause I need a break before my fingers do lol