"Everything is Awesome" Serafin (The Kyuubi) sang.
"Everything is cool when we're part of a team.
Everything is awesome,
When we're living our dream." the ghostly Kyuubi sang as it followed Naruto to the academy.
"You're in a good mood Onee-Chan" Naruto laughed ignoring all the glares the citizens sent his way.
"Of course I am. you're finally a chunin I'm so proud of you" she squealed.
"Might have had something to do with you threatening the Hokage" Naruto smirked.
"Hey you snuck into the most heavily secured building in the town and made of with an important scroll that doesn't scream awesome ninja skills then nothing does" Serafin said.
"True plus the look on his face was priceless" Naruto laughed as he walked into the classroom.
"What are you doing here?" Kiba asked. "you failed remember dead last. Or is your brain so pathetic you can't even remember that" at that the class burst into laughter.
"How dare he talk to you like that. I'm going to teach him some manners" Serafin growled.
"Not now" Naruto whispered under his breath before speaking louder. "I thought the fact that I was wearing a ninja head band indicated that I was now a chunin but I guess you are to stupid to realize that" Naruto sneered before sitting down at an empty seat, Serafin curled at his feet.
Everyone stared at Naruto not sure how to respond to that before they all decided to just ignore him.
After a few minutes Iruka walked in. He took a look at his class making sure not to even look at Naruto before he said with a fake smile "congratulations to everyone who has passed. Now you will be split into teams of three with a Jounin as your team leader and instructor. Your teams are... team 7 will be Sasuke, Sakura" "Yes take that Ino-pig" Sakura yelled. "And" here Iruka gulped nervously "Naruto. You're instructor will be Kakashi."
"So the broody, pretty boy genius who gets everything handed to him on a silver plater and a fan girl with almost no practical skills. I guess the Hokage wanted to balance the teams by putting the best, you, with the worst, them" Serafin smirked.
"Seem's like it" Naruto muttered quietly.
"Ok your instructors will be along shortly to collect you now if you'll excuse me I have work to do" with that Iruka quickly left the class room glancing nervously at Naruto.
Slowly one by one the instructors arrived and the teams left. Soon only team 7 remained. they waited for their instructor. They waited some more. After an hour Sasuke was glaring angrily at the door. Sakura was looking around nervously while trying to look like a model student to a teacher who was not there. And Naruto was meditating.
Serafin had told him that Spiritual Life Fore and Chakra were two different things. Chakra could be considered the body's energy that was why when it disappeared you would pass out. Spiritual Life Force how ever was just that your life force while it would replenish it's self if it ever ran out the user would die and as such should be treated carefully. The purpose of Naruto's meditation was to find the Spiritual Life force inside him and observe it. Eventually the idea was that he would always be aware of how much was left even when he was not meditating this was to stop him from using all of it at once and killing himself. If his eyes had been open at the time everyone would have been shocked to see them glowing a ghostly white.
Three hours of waiting later a man walked in the door. he had a mask covering mos of his face, his head band covering one eye so that all you could see of his face was his right eye. he had white spiky hair and was holding a book out infront of him.
"Took his time" Serafin growled.
"So you are my team. My first thought is...you are all boring" he said lazily.
Naruto glared at his new instructor "and my first thought is you are a lazy old man who can't even be on time" he growled. Kakashi ignored him.
"Naruto-baka don't talk to our instructor like that" Sakura yelled going to hit him. Naruto glared at her with such ferocity that she backed off scared.
"This entire team is pathetic. We have an instructor who can't even be on time, a violent fangirl and a moody little bitch. It looks like any training you get is going to have to be done by me" Serafin groused.
Naruto grinned "I figured as much anyway" he said quietly so only she could hear him.
"Follow me to the roof so we can talk" Kakashi said before leaving the room.
his three students followed him. Once on the roof they sat down in a circle and giving a smile Kakashi piped up "ok we are going to go around and introduce ourselves, tell our likes, dislikes and dreams. Who wants to go first?"
No one moved.
"Fine I'll go first" Kakashi sighed. "My name is Kakashi, i like a lot of things, m,y dislikes are many and I don't feel like talking about my dreams" he said causing the three to sweatdrop. "Ok Blondy you go next."
Naruto glared at him but did as told "i'm Naruto, i like Ramen and my Onee-Chan, I dislike the village for keeping important secrets from me. My dream used to be to be Hokage but since I found out that the reason everyone mobbed me was very stupid I don't want to lead these idiots anymore and just wish to make my Onee-Chan proud of me."
"I will always be proud of you Kit" Serafin said gently.
"Heh what do you mean Onee-Chan you're just a pathetic orphan" Sakura sneered.
"Oh I am going to kill that bitch" the Kyuubi growled.
"So you think it is fun to insult someone over the fact that their parents died protecting the village?" Naruto asked glaring at the girl? "you think just because i have no parents I am less of a person? You are just as bad as the villagers Haruno, you are just a pathetic, egotistical bitch who needs to learn to actually use the thing between your head called a brain."
Sakura turned bright red as anger took her over, she was about to punch Naruto with all her might when Kakashi interrupted their fight. "Naruto I won't stand for insulting your team mates" he said sternly.
"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM. HOW DARE HE TELL YOU OFF AND NOT THAT STUPID MORTAL" Serafin raged.
Naruto glared at the man "I will treat Haruno just as she treats me, Sensei" Naruto spat. "If she insults me then I will respond in turn, if she hits me then I will hit her back. Believe me it will be far kinder than what my Onee-Chan will do if she is allowed."
Kakashi glared, Sasuke looked on uninterested and Sakura punched him
Growling Naruto pulled back his fist and punched the girl in the face sending her flying back a few feet. Instantly Kakashi grabbed Naruto by the front of his shirt "Don't do that again" he ordered.
Naruto knocked his hand away and stalked away.
"Should have let me kill him" Serafin growled.
Naruto shook his head. "You are very strong Onee-Chan but your power is limited by mine. If we kill him more will come after us and we will eventually lose."
"Still should have let me do it, he was picking on you."
Naruto grinned "maybe next time."
"Fine" Serafin sighed.
"Come on let's go see the old man and ask why the hell he put us with those idiots" Naruto smirked.
"Ohhh I look forward to threatening the old bastard" Serafin said excitedly racing ahead of him.
Naruto chased after his Onee-Chan with a smile and in no time at all they reached the Hokage's tower. Ignoring the ANBU and other ninja glaring at him Naruto walked in and kicked open the Hokage's office door. "Why the fuck did you put me with those idiots?" Naruto growled startling the Hokage.
"What do you mean?" Sarutobi asked nervously.
Naruto glared at the old man. "Sasuke said nothing to anyone just looked down on all of us, Sakura insulted me and punched me when I replied in kind Kakashi told me off and threatened me ignoring that she started it. And to top it all off he was three hours late. Put me in a new team."
"I'm afraid I can't" Sarutobi sighed. "A team can only have three chunin and I can't just rearrange the teams now."
"Let me speak to the old bastard, Kit" Serafin ordered.
Smirking Naruto concentrated on his SLF (Three guesses what that's short for) and using half of his pool he summoned Serafin.
Appearing beside the boy standing six feet tall appeared the Kyuubi making Sarutobi jump back nervously. "My Kit is not going to that pathetic excuse for a team" she growled. "One of the mortal's insulted him for being an orphan, another just looked down on him and the so called instructor was biased against him. This is not about playing favorites that is an unhealthy environment and I will not let you place him back there" she growled threateningly.
"There are no other positions in a team available" he said nervously.
"Then make a new team, even if it's a team of one. My Kit wishes to be a great ninja and I will make that happen no matter what. Give him a team that will help him now old man" Serafin snarled.
"I can't do that either the village will see it too much as preferential treatment" Sarutobi sighed. "Look there may be one instructor who will be happy to take you two on in his team but you will be a year behind them is that fine with you?"
"Yes just put me on a different team than those bastards you originally put me with" Naruto growled.
"Very well. The team is a bit odd but they are generally good people try and give them a chance" the old man begged.
"Odd how?"
Sarutobi shook his head "It will be better if you find out for yourselves. You can find your new team at training ground nine look for the spandex and the ocean sunset."
Not sure how to react Naruto just dispelled Serafin's corporeal body and walked out of the office to find his new team.
"I'm not sure who I should be more worried for. Naruto or his new team" Sarutobi muttered to himself.