Vengeful Thoughts chapter 2 (Regret)
I have a story up for 3 hours and I already get my first review.
Now I can die a happy writer.
Wait, I don't want to die yet, NOOOOOOO! gets slapped by a chibi-Shizune
Anyway, this chapter is from Tsunade's PoV, and has what I think her thoughts on some stuff are. Hope you like it.
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Kai's Snowfall: Thank you so much for being my first reviewer, I'm glad you liked the first chapter. To answer your question, I was planning to update this if I got at least one positive review (I know I have low expectations, but hey, it was a one-shot)
So yes, thanks to you, this fic is now multi-chapter.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did, Orochimaru wouldn't act like a gay pedophile so often.
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Tsunade's Point of View
Why the hell did I take this job again?
Oh right, so I would have to deal with the same greedy, annoying, bastards that like to call themselves the council again day after fucking day.
Were it not against the law, I'd personally walk in there with a couple of shuriken, and walk out covered in blood.
Fuck them and their beloved Sasuke.
Hell, I bet before I became Hokage, he was like their little pet.
Their little red-eyed, black haired, psycho poodle.
Actually he wouldn't be a dog; they're too loyal for that.
He'd be more like a snake. Don't pamper him, and he'll lash out and bite you in the ass.
God, now just to get the mental picture of Sasuke biting the council's asses out of my head.
I need some sake…
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Brat, everyday I wish you would come back.
I don't give a flying fuck if you are an exile.
The Naruto I know wouldn't have let something like this change him.
But just maybe, you had reached the end of your rope, and they finally pushed you too far.
If I had been lied and hated to for 12 years, then betrayed in another year, I think everyone in this town would be a corpse swimming in a pool of their own blood.
I don't care if my grandfather was the Hokage, I would slaughter this entire fucking village.
So why haven't you?
It's pretty fucking stupid, in my opinion, what the villagers do to you.
I wonder if they ever realize that all they were doing was giving you more reasons to rip them all apart slowly.
Probably not, the people of this town seem to have made a hobby of being assholes.
Fuck, I really, really need a drink right now…
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If it wasn't for the fact that you never held anything wrong with Haruno, (at least that I know of), chances are she would be dead right now.
Before I started training her, she wouldn't have lasted two minutes on normal Chuunin mission, let alone a Jounin mission.
Heh, even her beloved Sasuke might have done her in, if she kept bugging him all the time, talk about poetic justice eh?
How a whiny little bitch like her managed to get this far without someone sticking a kunai in her is beyond me.
God, her hair is pink, damn't, probably of the brightest colors I know, and yet she still managed to preach to you about not wearing bright colors.
I can't even come up with a word that describes how fucking stupid one would have to be to do that.
Another thing I don't get is, why did she keep thinking that Sasuke was stronger, though she clearly saw stuff you did, like during the Chuunin exam?
In fact, I wonder if the bitch can hear herself whine and moan about Sasuke, like a cheap little slut, when not only did you save her life multiple times, you also didn't treat her like a piece of shit like her precious "Sasuke-kun" did.
It makes me wonder why I actually took her on as an apprentice; all she does is bitch, bitch, bitch about stuff that no one gives a damn about.
What the hell do you see in her, brat?
I mean, she would rather date Lee then you, and while I personally have nothing against the boy, HE WEARS GREEN-MOTHERFUCKING-SPANDEX!
I better stop before I go kill her myself.
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Brat, please, please come back.
I never told you, but you were already appointed to be the next Hokage.
Maybe if I had told you as well as the council, then things would have been different.
Who am I fucking kidding?
No way in hell would those uptight shitheads let a so-called demon take the position of Hokage. You'd have less then a snowball's chance in hell to actually make it into office without slaughtering most of the council.
Heh, you wouldn't have to do 'em all in 'cause the rest would be too scared to argue.
I wish I could do that to them now.
If Sasuke came back, and asked to be Hokage, they would let him.
They would let a fucking traitor become the Rokudaime.
But if that day ever comes, know this Naruto.
Blood will fill the streets of Konoha,
For your sake, I promise it.
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Now, I bet nobody saw Tsunade like this eh?
A couple of notes to end this with:
1. As cute as I actually think Sakura is, I think she's just too much of a bitch in the to make a relationship worth it. I like the fics where she actually see's how much of a bitch she is to Naruto. Although, I do like my statement about her preaching to Naruto about not wearing bright colors even though she has bright pink hair. I mean, at least orange could at least blend in somewhat on some dirt terrains, but where the hell can someone with pink hide?
2. Sasuke bashing was sooooo much fun in this chapter, though I hope I didn't traumatize anyone with the idea of Sasuke biting the council's asses. (makes me shudder in disgust even now)
3. I actually admire Rock Lee, and I think he could be so much better if he wore something other then GREEN!
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Oi, two chapters in one night (albeit, these are under 1500 words each, so I shouldn't be complaining, but still, my wrists are still pretty damn sore.)
Whether people to make a third chapter or not, I'll still write it, but I'll only post it if you want me too.
I'm stuck between writing the next chapter from Jiraiya's PoV and Kakashi's PoV.
Tell me which one you think would be better, and if I don't choose before you suggest, I'll use the suggestion.
Please R&R, but understand that flamers will be attacked by flying chocolate monkeys (seriously, I have a whole army of them, so watch your words, flamers)
Until next time,