A/N: I don't own Glee. *Sad Sigh* . I might be a few days late in my updating because of the upcoming storm to Alabama.

Today's Theme! Meet the Family! Setting: Santana unexpectedly meets Quinn's family after getting caught getting her "mack on" by Quinn's father

Please rate and review, mistakes are mine, ideas are welcome!

~Kay :)

"Mmm, Quinn, Baby. You're parents are probably looking through the blinds trying to see if we're here." I say as Quinn runs her hand dangerously close to my heat. I need to stop this before I take her right here in the car.

"Baby, my parents aren't like that." She insists as she moves up my dress and rubs my center. She nibbles my ear and bits my sweet spot. Damn, she's going to kill me!

"Fuck! Baby, seriously I think I just saw your curtain move." I say as I nip her collarbone and palm her breast.

"Then close your eyes." I do just that as I throw my head back while she sucks my neck, giving her more access.

"Don't leave a fucking hickey, Quinn! We're in you fucking parents' driveway!" I hiss.

"Okay, no marks. I get it, shut up and let me fuck you." She growls. I'm mad she told me to shut up but I do nothing but gasp while I grab a fistful of short strands and yank her mouth to mines. I'm so fucking close when a knock on the window scares the living fuck out of both of us. I look up to see a blonde man, early fifties and a scowl.

Wait… blonde hair… fifties… scowl… Quinn's dad! I push her off of me in a hurry and practically throw the door open and almost fall out in my haste to get off of his daughter. "Mr. Fabray! Sir! It's a pleasure to meet you. You've raised a wonderful daughter, Sir!" I straighten my dress and hair. I can't bring myself to look him in the eye so I look right above his nose while I try to rid myself of the flushed appearance.

"Daddy!" Quinn comes out the car and looks awkwardly between the three of us. "Santana was just dropping me off from our date." She says while she gives him a hug.

"Glad you're home before curfew, Quinnie." He hugs her while scowling in my direction the whole time.

You know the saying starting off on the wrong foot? Well, I started on the wrong fucking foot, knee, hipbone, and body.

"Okay. Well Tana was just about to go home." She pulls me into a quick hug and I start to get back in my car when her dad calls my name.

"Yes, Mr. Fabray?" I gulp. He gives me and Quinn a one over before squaring his shoulders.

"Why don't you come inside for a quick box of juice or something?" He says before walking in the house.

"Quinn! What the fuck?! What happened to 'My parents aren't like that', fucker? Huh?" I hiss why smacking her arm.

"Calm down, woman!" She laughs. "It's no biggie. He probably wants mom to meet you or something."

"Quinn! He is about to fucking eat me!"

"Don't be such a big baby. I thought you were from Lima Heights? Thug life, Mami." She laughs and winks before walking into the house.

"You know my dad is a goddamned doctor, Quinnie!" I huff and follow her laughter.

I walk into the house and am met with an older Quinn who I assume to be Judy. She rushes towards me with her apron on and give me a bone crushing hug. "Oh, sweet Lord! You must be Santana?" She smiles.

"Yes, Mrs. Fabray." I give her a small smile and an awkward pat on the back.

"None of this Mrs. Fabray stuff, dear! Call me Judy!" She says with a shit eating grin, looking between Quinn and I.

"Yes, Mrs. Judy."

She gives a hearty laugh and looks at Quinn. "I like her, Quinnie! She's a catch! Has a nice set of cheek bones and a firm tooshie!" She grins.

Quinn looks about as red as I feel as she rubs the back of her neck. "Mom, Dad… As you already know, this is Santana. My girlfriend…"

Judy squeals and pulls us both into a hug. "I'm so glad to hear you say that word! " She lets us go bug hold onto one on my hands and pats it. "Santana, the way she talks about you is as if Jesus came back! I swear, its Santana this and Santana that! Santana looked so hot in that new dress. Oh, here's my favorite! 'I wonder if I should call Santana. No I just text her. But I want to-"

"MOM!" Quinn cuts her mom, looking completely mortified while I stand there speechless and trying not to laugh for Quinn's benefit. "Can we just sit down and be normal?"

Judy chuckles and ruffles Quinn's choppy hair. "Okay, Kiddo, let's go see what your daddy has to ask." She sits us down on the couch opposite of Mr. Fabray. He takes a sip of his beer and presses mute on the football game playing on the TV.

I open my mouth to speak but he beats me to it. "Judy, you want to know what I saw these two girls doing." He asks his wife. "I saw Santana defiling my daughter. My Quinnie! My little Lucy Quinn who just learned how to ride a bike." He stand up and begins to pace.

"Russell, cool off and sit down." Judy says calmly, arching her eyebrow the same way Quinn does.

"Do you know how I feel to see my little girl being felt up on by a girl I've never met? Judy, how do you feel?"

Judy looks contemplative for a second then shrugs with a small smile. "It's nothing to be surprised about, honey. I mean I've heard something coming out of Quinn's room a few times. She's growing up , Russell."

Mr. Fabray turns around and glares at the both of us. "Are you going to tell me the reason behind these noises, girls?"

My mouth flaps open but no sound comes out so I'm stuck looking like a fish. Luckily, Quinn steps in.

"I, uh, was rearranging my room a few times and I needed Tana's help… to move-um- stuff…" She ends with wide eyes looking between her mom and Dad.

"So that explains the screams?" Her mom smirks. She fucking smirks at me!

"WHAT?!" "MOM?!" The other Fabrays shout. Judy just chuckles as Russell turns to me.

"… I was moving boxes and I pulled a back muscle… so I yelled…" Judy raises another goddamned eyebrow. "So then I got up and stubbed my toe… so I yelled. Ahhhhh!" I end with an over dramatic scream and fall with the Fabrays looking at me like I was crazy as I did a horrible reenactment or what never happened.

Russell rubs his temples and sighs he leans into Judy for support. "Well, I know you're sexually active, I just didn't want to believe it. Just don't move anymore boxes when we're home." He stands and motions for us to do the same. He looks me square in the eye and says, "If you fuck with my daughter in a way she doesn't want, I will kill you and your ghosts."

I almost shit myself.

He then pats me on the shoulder. "Welcome to the family, Santana."

Judy slaps him on the arm and tells him to stop as she comes up to me and gives me another hug. "I'm glad Quinn has you, Santana. Don't hurt her and don't let her hurt you. Oh and Santana, don't move too many boxes yet; I'm not ready for grandchildren." She swats my butt, winks and walks away with her husband.

Quinn walks to my petrified form and pulls me into her embrace. It's when she gently kisses me and tells me she loves me that I am able to half form words.

"But… bu-bu-but, I'm… I have a…"

"I know, baby… I know…"