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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh Don't kill me please, I have a damn good excuse for taking so long to update!
I just haven't decided if it's worth using yet.
Believe it or not, I was actually gone for 6 days as a counselor at a church camp.
Hah, me as a church camp counselor, talk about fucking irony, neh?
Anyway, to make up for such a long delay, I've decided to post more then one chapter. At least 2, but hopefully 3 or 4.
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Acknowledgments: (From here on out, due to time constraints from classes and homework, and the fact that I can be a lazy asshole when I really want to be, acknowledgments will be kept to a minimum per chapter. However, this isn't because I don't like doing them, it's more because they sometimes can be longer then the chapter itself word count wise. That sort of thing should not happen, in my humble opinion, so only good reviews that I feel are worthy will be addressed. And in the meantime, all reviews, whether important or not, will be greatly appreciated!)
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Disclaimer: I don't Naruto, but If I did, then Sasuke would kill himself out of angst.
Yes, DIE, you lousy piece of shit, DIE!
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Sakatakatakatakata
Sakatakatakatakatakatakataaaa
……
What a pain in the ass life is sometimes...
It's makes one think about a lot of things
Because of many of these things, I've had to grow up too fucking fast.
And frankly,
It feels too damn good.
That's right.
Too. Damn. Good.
Too. Damn. Mother-Fucking. Good to give a shit about what others think of me.
Because the only one in this God-forsaken shitty village who actually stuck up for me is gone.
Fuck it all.
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Neji-teme once told me that he didn't like what I had become after Uzumaki had been exiled.
Of course, I told him to go fuck himself, and then to give the same regards to Hiashi no yarou.
And it felt sooooooo good.
But not as good as giving my teme of a father the finger.
You just can't buy moments like that these days.
Hee Hee...
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Naruto, I can now see why you thought Kiba was a major ass.
He IS a major ass.
The dog freak just wouldn't leave me alone after you were gone. Kept saying that the blonde was out of the picture, I was all his.
A few well-placed kicks below the belt fixed that problem in a hurry.
Not to mention destroying my image as a meek, little girl.
I can only assume that removing ones ability to reproduce would do that.
Hee Hee...
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Hey Naruto, tell me what you think of my Sakura impression.
'Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Whine, whine, whine, whine.
Beg Sasuke-teme to take virginity.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Beg Naruto-kun to bring back Sasuke-teme so Sasuke-teme can take virginity.
More bitching and whining until someone knocks her out.'
In my opinion, pink-haired girls were never meant to be ninjas in the first place.
It just doesn't make any fucking sense.
It's like carrying around a big sign on the top of your head that says, "Please kill me, for I am too pathetic a soul to curse the earth with."
And speaking of heads, I've gotten good at insulting the 'Cranium Giganticus' of hers after listening to Ino for a while.
Hee Hee...
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Ano
A-fucking-no
Ano-ano-ano
Aaaaaaaaanoooooooo...
Shit
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Honestly Naruto, I don't know how much longer I can keep my sanity with you gone.
You were always there to cheer me up, always there to remind me that that was someome worth fighting for.
But now..
I don't have a single thing to live for.
Hiashi no yarou and his little sex-slave Hanabi can just fuck themselves to death for all I care.
I can't believe I once thought that man actually cared about me as his daughter.
What a fucking joke.
Hahahahahahah
Hee hee hee hee
Sakatakatakatakatakaaaaaaa...
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Author's Notes:
This chapter was actually fairly hard to write in the style I've been using for the other chapters.
1. I had to make Hinata quite a bit OOC in order to make her consistent with the previous chapters. I was writing her perspective with the concept that, with the object of her affections exiled, she would become much less meek/mild.
2. Heh, I had an absolute blast character bashing this chapter. Seriously, I don't think I've ever had so much fun verbally (you know what I mean) ripping Sakura apart. Don't flame me though, cause believe it or not, the NaruSaku pairing site is one of my favorites.
3. 'Sakatakataka...'. I was having a fairly hard time trying to come up with a word or phrase that only Hinata would use. This awesome habit of hers was born when I was experimenting with sounds that embodied emotions. I remember saying it out loud, then grinning maniacally, before cackling wickedly (yes, I find odd words like that hilarious, I am just that strange)
4. Bashing Kiba was something I'm not that used too, and I was a little regretful while doing it too. I've had crushes on girls before who didn't give me the time of day (thus my resentment of Sakura's behavior towards Sasuke-teme). I think the way Hinata dealt with Kiba is how a kunoichi should deal with someone who doesn't take no for an answer. That being said, I just want to reassure the Dog Biscuit (Kiba in fanon slang) fans that I actually only hold one thing against him: how stupid he is to think that he could ever get stronger then Naruto.
5. Hinata's insane giggling.
This was an intresting part of her to write, because I felt that it showed a little of the twisted little girl that growing up in an abusive family might produce.
Considering that her line of work actually entails killing people, I thought it might push her somewhat close to the edge, but I have no idea if it actually would affect someone like that.
6. About her attitude towards her family. Look, I know that in the anime, Hinata sort of looked at Neji like an older brother, but COME ON! THE ANGSTY BISHI TRIED TO KILL HER!
And about her comments about her father and sister, those made quite a bit of sense to me. However, to be honest, my Hinata doesn't really think that badly about her family. Her emotions are being manipulated by her experiences, so she's really riled up during this chapter.
6. Because I don't speak Japanese fluently, my best guess of what 'ano' translates to is 'um' or 'uh' , and possible even "hey". I know the context in which I put it in is kinda messed up, but it was just too hard to pass up saying 'a-fucking-no'. I mean, is it not one of the best normal/curse words you've ever seen?
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So anyway, next chapter is another Naruto, and after that, I'm planning on writing Gaara (from after Akatsuki extract Shukaku from him). After that comes Shikamaru, then, believe it or not, Anko.
I hope to get all the above mentioned chapters posted within the next week and a half.
And to people annoyed at the delay in updating, please keep in mind I WAS UP IN THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS!
'till next venting,
laeter