Bleh, here I am again, hiding under a motor home somewhere. Writing on a PDA in the dark is quite a bit harder then it sounds.
So enough about trivial matters, this chapter is Iruka's turn. I'm sorry if people wanted to see someone else's perspective more then his, but since I'm writing this about 200 miles from any internet connection, there's no way to check.
It's gonna be really hard to write Iruka, because I actually know more about his character from fan fiction and manga then from the anime.
So here I go, hope you like it.
Please read and review. And don't flame me about the length of this one, I've been beating myself up enough about it.
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Disclaimer: I own as much of Naruto, as I own of Time-Warner Cable. If you don't understand the implications of that, please go ask your mommy or daddy why the hell they even let you use the computer.
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Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto.
A cold-hearted asshole, a whiny, pink-haired, little bitch, and the boy I thought of as a kid brother.
Team 7
At least it was supposed to be anyway, before Orochimaru decided to plat vampire on a certain
bastard.
That was most likely when the shit hit the fan.
Shit does that a little too often around here in my opinion.
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Actually, now that I think about it, the night a 13 year old psycho murdered all of their clan except for their younger brother might have been when it happened.
You know, that just makes more sense.
Why couldn't some other crazy son of a bitch slaughter them all? At least then, there'd be no survivors to feel sorry for.
Maybe I should have killed Sasuke when he was still in the academy. That would have saved the rest of us a lot of blood and tears.
And if I was really lucky, Haruno might have killed herself out of grief.
Two bitches with one blade, gotta like those results.
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I guess what pisses me off the most right now is how, even though Naruto was the son of the Yondaime, he was treated worse then shit.
I mean come on, even shit doesn't have to worry about being stoned to death.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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I remember the night that Naruto had stolen the forbidden scroll. That was also the night that he beat the hell out of a chuunin.
Of course, even with the fox's help, an academy student should not be able to kick a chuunin's ass.
I know Sasuke-teme sure as fuck couldn't, and yet he still called Naruto a dobe.
So much for being a genius.
What a fucking retard that shit was.
Damn it feels good to say that...
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Another thing that annoys the hell out of me was how Naruto had always been the scapegoat for every fucking problem that occured around here. And even when he'd nearly get killed while saving the village, those assholes always gave a black-haired bastard the credit.
And instead of basking in it, or even appreciating the worship, the motherfucker see's it all as more reason that he should leve the village.
How the fuck does someone get a mindset like that to begin with?
Man, I even taught him, and I still don't have a snowball's chance in hell to figure that little fucker out.
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Hey Uchiha, if you ever are forgiven by Konoha for your crimes...
I'll burn it to the ground, with you in it.
And then, everything will be nothing but ashes...
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Author's Notes: Ooo, ominous way to end Iruka's chapter, don't you think?
I'm really, really, really sorry for how short this is. Hopefully the fact that I'm posting multiple chapters at once will help me keep from committing seppuku out of shame.
Mainly, I want to point out that my views as a fan of the series are not the exact same as this, (but I'd still rather stab myself then read a SasuXSaku.) But rather, this is what I honestly believe Iruka might think like once in a while.
I thought about making some reference to a dolphin, considering his name. But I never could find a good part to put it. I mean, talk about talking about unrelated things. It was funny, because I was thinking about something for the end like, "Sasuke, if you ever come back, there's a dolphin here that has a little present for you."
See why I didn't put it in?
Anyway, I want to cut the notes short this time so I can get started on my next chapter sooner.
So until next time,
Ja ne!