A/N: I don't own Glee. *Sad Sigh*

Sorry for not updating yesterday, I've been crazy sick and I feel like shit when I'm sick so I pretty much do nothing... Anyway, I'll try to get the last theme by tomorrow. So this one from today is from yesterday... enjoy.

Today's Theme! Holiday Quinntana! Setting: Santana gets Quinn a Christmas present.

Please rate and review, mistakes are mine, ideas are welcome!

"Welcome to Pleasures, what can I help you with?"

"I'm looking for a gift for my girlfriend." I say as I walk further into the store.

"What's her style?"

"Well she's a little up tight when the family comes to town and I'm hoping this will make her feel better and loosen up." I smirk. She redhead smiles back and tells me to follow her. She shows me the perfect thing Quinn needs.

"That's exactly what I had in mind! I'll take two." I say excitedly.

I pay for my purchases and drive back home so I can wrap the gift.

This is going to be a great holiday.

"Merry Christmas, Bitch." Santana smirks as she throws a wrapped package onto of my desk.

I look up at my girlfriend in confusion because it's not Christmas yet. "What?"

"I'm your secret Santa." She shrugs like it's obvious.

"Oh…" I'm a little hurt that she had to get me a gift instead of trying.

"Just kidding, babe. I got it for you because I love you," She wraps me into her arms and kisses my ear. "I want to give you something to make you happy," She licks my jaw causing me to shiver. "I want to give you something to remember me by." I turn around so my front is to hers and take her lips with mine.

"I love you too, baby" I smile as I toy with her baby hair on the back of her neck.

"Yeah?" She grins, "How much?"

"I don't know if I can tell you," I grin coyly. "But I can show you."

She groans, "I like that." She squeezes my ass. I groan and reluctantly I put a stop to it before we get too heated in school. It wouldn't have been the first time and it most certainly won't be the last.

"Tonight baby, I promise." I slap her ass before I turn to grab my stuff and the gift. "Thanks for the gift, Tana."

"Don't thank me now, thank me later. Wait until Christmas to open it, Fabray." She has that damn smirk on her face again.

"Darn you got me! I love you." I laugh and press my lips to hers on last time before I go home.

"I love you too."

"Quinnie! Time to open presents!" Mom calls up the stairs. The whole family is here so they want to open the gifts in front of the tree. I grab the gift Santana gave me and run down the stairs, tripping on the last step.

"Slow down, little one! The gifts won't be going anywhere!" Grandma Jean laughs.

"Hi, Grandma!" I give her a kiss on the cheek and sit down next to Frannie.

We all open our present's one person at a time. Everybody give their gifts to Grandpa first then Grandma, Granny Rose, Aunt Carol, Uncle Frank, Uncle Rob, Aunt Kathy, Aunt Robin, Mom, Dad, and a everybody else.

By the time it's my turn, adults have already open their gifts and are getting thirds on the dinner, the kids are playing with their toys, and only me and Frannie have to open our gifts. I get the usual clothes, money, shoes, gadgets, the new Galaxy, and now it's time to open Santana's gift. I open the wrapping paper and slide the box out.

"Frannie give me your keys. It's taped with duct tape." She hands me her keys and I cut the box open. My eyes widen at the content when I open it. Since she's right next to me, I didn't have time to close the box before she saw it. I let out a squeak as she and I blush beet red. Frannie's loud cackling alerts the others.

"What's so funny, Darling" Granny asks with a smile. I kick Frannie in the shin causing her to laugh even harder. "Quinn? That's the gift from your girlfriend, right?" I nod, "Well what's in it."

My eyes widen and all I can do is let loose another squeak. Mom and Dad look from me to Frannie before Mom gets up to come see what it is. I can't let them see it! Especially Granny, she'll have a heart attack! I try to jump out the way but Frannie trips me and it goes flying out of the box in slow motion and lands across the room.

Everybody says there in shock as we look at a sparkling purple eight inch dick sitting in Grandpa Joe's peach pie.

Aunt Carol walks up to it and take it out and examines it and much to my mortification, she turns it on and it starts to rotate and vibrate causing the Santa hat on the tip to jingle."I have one; it does great to relive tension." At that, my mom takes it out of her hand and looks at the label.

"Oh! I have one in blue!" She says excitedly to Aunt Carol. She then looks at me, "She's right, you know. They're wonderful for relaxation! You should try a rabbit."

"What?!"

"Well Quinnie never limit your options! As you grow, so do your hormones. " Mom says with a shrug of her shoulders.

"I can't say the same about men though, Quinn. Your uncle's seems to be deteriorating," She shakes her brown hair sadly. "It's a damn shame too. He used to could give this thing a run for its money."

"Or you know Santana might like one! But the say you go at it, imp surprised she had to give you one. Is that a new lesbian trend?"

"I think so, Judy, because I saw Phil watching a porno with just girls and they got this thing called a strap-on-

"STOP!" I yell as Frannie rolls around the floor in laughter. I can't get any redder and Granny looks like she's about to pass out and have a heart attack while Grandpa's continued eating his pie.

I'm going to kill Santana.

I take the dildo and stuff it back into the box and run out the room. I throw open the front door and jump in my car.

"Hi, Quinn! I'm surprised to see you here. Come in!" Mrs. Lopez says with a smile when she opens the door.

"Thanks, Merry Christmas!" I say. I gesture the box saying I'm going to give Santana a gift.

"Merry Christmas, Quinn! Santana's in her room." She gives me a hug and a pat on the butt before I walk up stairs to Santana's room.

When I burst through the door, she looks up startled. Even when I'm angry, I still think she's sexy and adorable reading Harry Potter with her glasses on.

"What the hell, Quinn?" She asks while dog-earing the page.

"Don't what the hell me, San! What the fuck is this?!" I throw the box on her bed. She laughs and picks it up.

"So you like it?" She smirks. Damn, that sexy smirk, I'm on a mission!

"Yes- NO- I don't know but that's beside the point! Santana I was in a room full of family! My Granny could have had a heart attack!" I fume and cross my arms while I sit on her bed.

I feel her shift the bed as she wiggles closer to me and wraps her arms around me. "Baby, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you feel nice. I thought you would like it." She says while planting soft kisses one my neck and jaw causing me to moan.

"Santana, I'm mad at you!" I say but she's stubborn and tries to reason with me.

"Baby, I bought a red one for me. I thought we could play together! I'd never intend to give your grandma a heart attack," She goes back to giving me kisses and starts massaging my breast. "I love you, Q."

I turn to face her and take her hungry lips in mine. Our kisses are full of passion and need as our hand explore each other's body. I straddle her and grind down into her heat as she bucks her hips. Her greedy hands travel down between our bodies and I pull away.

"Wait… baby, mmm… stop, stop… babe." I say in between kisses when her hand gets close to where I need them the be. What I'm about to do is worth it, but it's going to kill me...

"Why?" She looks at me in confusion.

"I'm giving you a sex ban. Three weeks." I say as I detangle myself from her.

"Baby I did it for you! I'm sorry; I just wanted to make you feel good." She says in a panicked voice.

"I know you had good intentions, but you're not off the hook. No sex, three weeks." I plant a kiss on her lips and get off the bed. She sits there with a baffled look on her face while she blinks repeatedly. I open her bedroom door and turn around to face her once more before I go home. "Merry Christmas, I love you, Tana."

She gets out of her frozen look and jump off the bed to follow me to my car. "Quinn! You're not serious are you?! It was a gift! I didn't mean for that to happen!" She cries helplessly.

"I'm serious, Santana. I hope this is a lesson learned." I get in my car and ignore her sobs as I drive off.

"QUINN! I have my period in three weeks!"

A/N: Sorry if that one isn't as good as the rest of em... my bones hurt. lol