So...for those of you who have seen Pich Perfect, this is the Shower Scene. For those of you who have NOT seen it, I warn you: there is...nudidty in this chapter. THIS is why this fic is rated T.


Elphaba was asleep on her bed; in her pajamas, with her headphones over her ears, when Nessa opened the door and walked into the room. Closing the door, she shuffled over to her sister's bed.

"Elphaba? Elphaba, wake up!" She shook her, and Elphaba groggily opened her eyes.

"What, Nessa?" She took off her headphones and looked at her younger sister.

"You were supposed to be down at the Intro to Philosophy class with me! You said you'd go!"

"Well, I'm posing an important philosophical question right now. If I don't go to that class, will everyone still treat me like a monster?"

"Fabala, this is college. People aren't as immature as back in High School. I promise."

"Don't make promises you can't keep." Elphaba said dryly, getting up and grabbing a towel and shampoo from her suitcase.

"I'm gonna go take a shower. If I'm not back in an hour, it was nice knowing you…"

Nessa rolled her eyes, before her sister walked out of the dorm.


Elphaba was humming "Titanium" while she walked down to the showers. Though, one thing led to another, and soon Elphaba was singing softly to herself. What she didn't know, was that someone was listening…

"You shout it out, but I can't hear a word you say. I'm talkin' loud, not sayin' much…"

Elphaba walked down to the farthest shower. Tugging the curtain closed, she took off her pajamas and hung them on a hook outside the shower, along with her towel. She turned on the water, and started singing again.

"I'm criticized, but all your bullets ricochet, shoot me down, but I get up…"

"You can sing!"

Someone pulled the curtain open, and Elphaba gasped. It was Galinda, the blonde senior who had tried to get her to join that accapella singing group. Hastily, she pulled the shower curtain closed again.

Only to have it yanked open again by Galinda.

"Dude!"

"How high does your belt go?" The blond asked inquisitively.

"My what?"

Elphaba turned off the water, slightly thrown by the fact that this girl was talking to her, in the shower at that.

Then, she remembered that she wasn't wearing anything. Then again, neither was Galinda.

"Oh my god…" Elphaba tried to hide behind the curtain.

Galinda didn't seem fazed at all.

"You have to audition for the Songbirds!"

Elphaba closed her eyes.

"I can't concentrate on anything your saying until you cover your junk…"

"Just consider it! One time, we sang back-up for Prince! His butt is so tiny, I can hold it in, like, one hand."

"That's nice." Elphaba said, still hiding behind the shower curtain.

Then, of course, Galinda had to accidentally pull it down. "Accidentally"

"Oops."

Elphaba gasped, turning around in the corner and facing the wall.

"Seriously?! I am nude."

Galinda changed the subject.

"You were singing Titanium, right?"

Elphaba looked over at her.

"You know David Guetta?"

"Have I been living under a rock?" The blonde scoffed. "Yeah, I know him! That song is my jam. My lady jam."

"That's nice." She said, still facing the corner.

Galinda nodded.

"It is. The song really builds."

"Gross…"

"Can you sing it for me?"

Elphaba looked appalled.

"Dude, NO. Get OUT!"

"Not for that reason!" Galinda looked disgusted.

"I'm not leaving here 'till you sing…soo…" She sighed dramatically, looking around the shower.

Elphaba groaned. This girl was OBVIOUSLY very determined. Besides, the sooner she sang, the sooner Galinda would leave…

Sighing, she turned around and crossed her arms, trying to cover as much of herself as she could.

"I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose…"

Galinda joined in, harmonizing with the green girl.

"…Fire away, fire away,"

The two continued singing, Elphaba trying to look at the ceiling the whole time. After all, neither of them were wearing anything…

"Ricochet, you take your aim, fire away, fire away. You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium You shoot me down but I won't fall. I am titanium"

Once they finished, Galinda looked positively thrilled. She just knew that this green girl could sing! And now, they might have a new member for the Songbirds!

Elphaba, on the other hand, was blushing furiously, looking away from the blonde.

Galinda looked down at herself, then shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm kinda confidant about all this."

Elphaba nodded, slightly uncomfortable in this situation.

"You should be." She said, looking down at her feet, then over at Galinda.

"Oh, right." She reached around the shower, grabbed Elphaba's towel and tossing it to her.

Elphaba caught it, wrapping it around herself.

"Thanks." Elphaba said, completely mortified.

The blonde smiled, before leaving her in the shower.

"See you at auditions!"

Elphaba was confused. What had just happened?


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