Disclaimer: I do not own warriors or any of it charries unless I make them up. Then they are mine.

"Leafkit!!!!" Squirrelkit yowled. "You are always ruining my fun." She pouted.

Leafkit stuck her tongue out at her. She spat. "That's because you have all the fun. Crowkit is a big boring Windclan stinky cat. Why did you get Bramblepaw? I called him."

"Cause I'm better than you." Squirrelkit hissed. Any way we agreed I would get Bramblepaw and you would get Crowkit. And we also agreed if either broke up than we could steal the other ones crush."

Leafkit pouted again. "You always get ALL the fun though. I want some so go home Mommy is looking for you."

Bramblepaw walked in. "Um girls?" He mewed. Both she cats almost clawed his ears off. "Ekkk" He screamed like a girl and ran off crying.

They ignored him and kept arguing. "You, you, you fat ugly squirrel!!!!!" Leafkit yowled.

"Oh no you didn't" Squirrelkit hissed and snapped her paws. They got into a catfight.

Sandstorm walked into the picture. She saw her kit having a fit. Before she could stop them they stopped them self's.

Then Squirrelkit being her stupid self mewed. " Go cry to your daddy."

"He's your dad to you know." She retorted. Leafkits smartness made Squirrelkit get mad and she ran off and on her way got stuck in a thorn bush and called her crush over to get her out. Bramblepaw did not come. She gave up on waiting for him and got out her self. She found him. He was playing PS3!!!

She had a plane to bug Leafkit. She ran back to Leafkit and started to me in…

"Hallow Leaf. Sup how r u? Having fun. See you l8ter." She mewed in chat talk.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO not chat talk I hate chat talk it drives me crazy nuts." Leafkit ran off crying. She ran to her daddy Firestar.

&&& Meanwhile:

"Daddy!" Leafkit mewed. "Squirrelkit is bothering me!

"That's a good girl." Firestar mewed. Squirrelkit is gunna become an apprentice and Bramblepaw will be a warrior he deserves it." He mewed still dazed.

Every She-cat was around him but Sandstorm she was to busy killing every she-cat with Firestar. That was every she-cat. Sandstorm scared the ALL away. She finally got him for him self.

"Yo, Why'd ya do dat to all da hottie cats?"

She gave him the 'Because- you- are – MY – mate. Look.'

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I don't get it." He mewed confuzled.

"Never mind dear. All that I want is you to my self." She mewed. She did a mechanical laugh. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Squirrelkit and Bramblepaw came into the picture now.

"Yo. You to come here." Firestar mewed. " Blah, blah, blah I announce you Squirrelkit as now Squirrelpaw and You Bramble dude Brambleclaw. There happy and I know Squirrelpaw you want ure name now. "I'll tell you ure warrior name but you have not earned it yet. Ok?"

"Yes daddy what is it?" She asked.

"Its Squirrelflight and Leafpaw now is gunna be Leafpool. So ya."

Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw started to argue about their warrior names.

"I get to fly. Lalalala." Squirrelpaw mewed. "And you are a Pool… of leafs. HAHAHA LOL"

"Stop freaking me out with your wired lingo!" Leafpaw mewed. She ran away crying once again. "Oh ya Crowkit ure gunna be Crowpaw and ure warrior name will be Crowfeather." She heard Firestar call out to Crowpaw.

Leafpaw ran and ran and ran and ran. And she went some were nobody knows. Dun, dun, dun.

A/N: Tell me how you like it.