A/N: 9:45 with no sleep and we're still going! This story is bound to get REALLY RANDOM!FYI the funky spellings you've been seeing and are seeing are accents, both French and Tortugan 'hick'.

Jack winced at Violet's voice. He hated being called Jacques.

"Jacques!"

"Yes, Violet?"

"My daughter…All of you, a word wis my…old friend, yez?" The crew pointed out the captain's quarters and Violet, Augusta and Jack all went inside. Violet put Augusta down then turned all her maternal rage on Jack.

"Vous êtes un monstre ! How dare you take ze kids from me when I have worked so hard to take care of zem! And you, running about wis your little friends, being a pirate! Où notre enfant est? You cannot hide her from me!

"Other child?" Jack asked confusedly.

"Our other daughter, Meester Captain Jacques Sparrow!"

"What?"

"Charlotte! Où au nom de Dieu est notre fille!" She was near hysterics now and Jack was more than a bit scared of her. "Don't tell me zat you 'ave no girl!"

"Well…I don't have a boy either…"

"Jacque! If you have no more of our children, zen who ze he-"

"The old crew!"

"What 'old crew'?"

"My old pirate crew. They want revenge!"

"Oh don't you dare go starting zoze little drama charades you call excitement!"

"Well then, I'll have to go and get MY daughter by myself then, won't I?"

"You most certainly will not!"

"Oh, Violet, we can't both stay here it's simply too dangerous."

"Well zen, we must reach a consensus."

"What are you going on about?"

"Well we can't leave Augusta unsupervised, not like you would. She must stay wis some person and we must watch ze Navy and to let you go off fighting imaginary pirates on your own? Never!"

"No no no no, love, it's simple. You and Elizabeth and your pretty little crew of pirates stay here, you watch the ship, watch Elizabeth, she's ill you know; watch Augusta, what have you. I'll take my drunk friend Will and the Navy prats with me and we'll go hunt down my old crew!"

"And never see you or ze child of ours ever again? I don't sink so meester Sparrow!"

"I can't just leave and not come back, I've got Will and Elizabeth to consider!"

"Augusta, love, go outside and play wis your lovely uncle William, s'il vous plait."

"Well, I think it's best if I go out to see our lovely captain and request that we go to Tortuga and pick up word of me old crew, as it were." Jack turned to walk out of the room and find Norrington. He turned around to the sound of a chair being lifted off of the floor of the room. The last thing he saw was an angry Violet swinging the chair at his head.

"Sorry Jack, love," Violet said in perfect English to her unconscious ex-suitor. "But I think I know more about the location of our other daughter a tad bit better than you. And I think it's time you shut your damn mouth and listen to a woman for once."

Violet stepped out on deck to find Norrington and Elizabeth standing and waiting for orders.

"Norrington," Violet said, "I believe you should turn us to Port Royal immediately."

"On the contrary, Miss Black," Norrington said back. "I believe we were off to Tortuga."

"On the contrary, Captain, I believe the one who gave you the orders to go to Tortuga is both a pirate who cannot be trusted and unconscious in your cabin. Also, you're ship is being held under siege by a band of pirates." She leaned in close to him, her face inches from his. "You're not in a position to tell me where we're going now, are you?"

"I don't believe so." Norrington looked angrily at violet, then went back into his office. Violet suppressed a smile as she heard what she believed to be Norrington kicking jack's unconscious body.

"Well then, Elizabeth," she said, turning to her, "Your father is the governor, is he not?"

"He is."

"Well then, you'll work to our advantage, won't you now?"

"How so?"

"Oh, I'm formulating a plan. Where's my Augusta?"

"She's down in the brig with Will, he's…You… you're-"

"Yes, I've mastered both English and French. I can speak English without the French accent and French without the English accent."

"Oh."

"Yes, well, I'm going to find my daughter. But that Will Turner," Violet said, turning to Elizabeth again, "He's quite the catch." Violet smirked, then went below decks to see her daughter. Elizabeth only stared at her as she descended.

A/N: FYI this chapter was finished during the day a month after we started it, so it's not as random or creepy or insane. We're going to pull another all-nighter and get loaded on sugar, then the story will get more hyper-crazy-fun, as only we can do.