A/N: w00w00! Techno pirate music! That'll help us get back into a hyper active state of pirate-y goodness mind…or…um…whatever I'm trying to stay…say…eh, back to the story:

Standing in the door way was William Turner in his usual pirate clothes, no longer a blacksmith or the husband of a governor's daughter. Following him was a group of the female pirates from Violet's crew.

"William Turner. I should have known." Beckett went to draw his sword, completely oblivious to the fact that his wife had fainted and was laying on the floor of the room.

"You do know your wife is…" Will pointed to Mrs. Beckett.

"Eh, leave her. She's a bloody nagger. Nags me about everything. Everything I say annoys her."

"Everything you say falls under the category of very annoying." The group spun around to face Captain Jack Sparrow, standing in the doorway in his usual pirate pose, the rest of Violet's crew behind him.

"Well, if it isn't Jack Sparrow."

"Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please."

"What do you want Captain?" Beckett sneered.

"Something you lot have that belongs to me."

"Eh-hem." They all looked to see Violet and Elizabeth at the staircase with Myra. They were both in their pirate outfits, brandishing swords.

"I believe she belongs to us."

Beckett laughed when he saw Charlotte coming down behind Myra, realizing they meant to take the girl. "What, is she your daughter?"

"NO! She's…she's me niece."

"She's your daughter you bugger." Violet spat at Jack. Greenlee stared goggle-eyed at Violet.

"This girl? Your daughter?" Beckett started laughing again. "Jack Sparrow, the captain of a notorious crew of pirates, the father to this poor girl? Oh, daddy, before you go and steal that ship, why don't you read me a story?"

Becket stopped laughing when Jack pointed his pistol at his face.

"What story am I to be reading, Beckett?"

"None…"

"Well, then we'll be taking the girl and getting on our way."

"I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that." Becket drew his sword.

"Do you think it wise? Crossing blades with a crew of pirates?"

"Pirates!" The nanny came rushing down the stairs. "I should so love to- AH! You're JACK SPARROW!"

"CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!" She flung herself at the startled pirate.

"Please Mister Sparrow! Please let me join your crew!"

"I'd love to, but there are no female pirates." Will pretended not to notice Violet fingering the trigger on her gun.

"Then…who are these girls?" She motioned to the crew.

"They're my girlfriends."

Even Will could not pretend to not notice Elizabeth struggling to keep Violet's gun from being pointed at Jack.

"I…" The nanny stopped and looked teary-eyed at Jack before she ran out into the street crying.

"Aw, the little girl doesn't have the goods," Alfhild and Myra said sarcastically in unison as she ran by them. Will gave them a stern glare, and they gave him an apologetic puppy-eyed look. When he turned to go to Elizabeth, Alfhild and Myra payed way too much attention to his backside.

"Well then let's tie up this crew and leave," Jack said, motioning to the crew. They set about tying up the group, but Myra and Alfhild got to the governor first.

"Aw, he's so cute. Can we keep him Alfhild?"

"Myra, what did I tell you about the poor governor?"

"Um…old, dying, rich, powerful, good job?"

"I said nothing of the sort…" she looked at the governor flirtatiously.

"Yes, yes you did."

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"Myra!"

"Alfhild!"

"What are you two fighting over?" Elizabeth walked over.

"She says I don't get to keep the governor!"

"What?" Elizabeth looked at Myra.

"She doesn't get to keep the governor...free. Mister Sparrow's orders are to tie him up!"

"Ah. Sorry father, but we have to."

"It's alright Elizabeth." He sighed as Myra and Alfhild tied him up.

"You can thank me later," Alfhild said, tying the knot. As Myra slinked away she whispered into the governor's ear, "Them knots are extra loose, love."

"Thank you," he said, trying to avoid any more contact than was necessary with the somewhat psychotic pirate chicks.

"Well." The two started to walk away when Elizabeth grabbed them both by the ear.

"If I ever hear you two going around trying to seduce my father again, I'll shoot you both on the spot."

"Yes Missus Spa-"

"Missus Turner!" Alfhild quickly corrected. Elizabeth let them go and followed Will back down to the ship. Myra and Alfhild snuck back down with the rest of the crew. By the time thy got there, all hell was breaking loose on board the ship.

"My baby!" Violet screamed at Norrington, who was left to guard the ship in the absence of the pirate crew.

"She's right here," Jack said, pointing to Charlotte.

"I mean the other one! AUGUSTA!"

"Oh…that one…Where is she?"

"She's gone!"

"Oh dear."

"You!" she turned her rage to Norrington. "You were supposed to be watching her!"

"I was, but I was attacked from behind."

"By who?"

"I'm not sure, I was attacked from behind."

"Imbecile. We have to go and find her."

"Are there any clues as to who may have taken her?" Will asked.

"I was after Blackbeard's treasure." Jack laughed, oblivious to the possibility that this was, indeed, the reason why they were attacked.

"Blackbeard?" Violet turned on him. "You were going after BLACKBEARD'S

treasure! When you had two daughters!"

"I didn't know about them."

"Oh, Jaques."

"Jack, if you will."

"No, I don't believe I will, Jaques." She then proceeded into a very long French dialogue that made most of the navy crew glad they did not know French; as they suspected it was a long string of swear words. It was occasionally interrupted by Jack's outbursts of "I am not!", "I didn't…", "How dare you!", and "It was an accident!".

"What is she saying?" Will asked.

"I haven't the slightest idea," Elizabeth replied.

"Well, we'd better get to finding this kid." Jack backed away from Violet slowly.

"Yes, yes we will."

And so the orders were set, the bearings given, and the crew set sail for Blackbeard's last known location.