I hate being caught. Not only does it mean I have to sit for ages, using up my own time in detention. But it also means that I get left out of very important things. Like for instance, the Twins are doing a prank on Flich soon, I can't miss that! I need to find them, and quick so that I can create havoc with them.

While I rushed down a corridor I passed a suit of armour. Did I mention that their weapons haven't been replaced, I think Dumbledore finds it funny. Once, when he caught me trying to drag a very heavy sword down a hallway he actually made it lighter, coughed then said "Oh, I think I smell dinner" and walked off like nothing happened. I swear, he likes me doing things that are against the rules. Remember the Tri-wizard tournament last year. When I illegally entered? He seemed so happy, his eyes literally sparkled with amusement.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, so I passed this suit of armour and noticed that in one of its hands its holding a Tomahawk. How I didn't notice this before I don't know. But I can tell you right now that I'm a very happy bunny. I walk over to it immediately, and try to prise it from the armour's cold metal fingers. It proves harder than I first anticipated, a lot harder in fact. It was almost as if it had been glued on. I put my foot on the wall behind it and tugged as hard as I could. After a lot of tugging I finally managed to loosen it enough for me to pull it out easily.

I held my new Tomahawk in the air in victory, "I AM YOUR MASTER NOW!" I yelled at it, letting it know it's place.

"Hem, hem?" I heard from behind me. Oh-bloody-wonderful.

I turned and smiled at her pleasantly, noticing that she was wearing another one of those disgusting pink cardigans, and I thought Ron's fashion sense was bad. "Just getting something for... Potions." I said, walking off down the corridor in search of Fred and George.

I never did find Fred and George that evening, but it was okay, because they decided to do the prank when I was around, so all was swell.

I've noticed something recently, it started when I was in Grimmauld Place. Shall we do a flash back? I think we shall

Flash back, Flash back, Flash back, Falshhhhh back!

I woke up early one morning and rolled onto my stomach smiling at the dream I had just emerged from. I had dreamed I was inside a giant bowel of chocolate cake. Only to have to sit up and frown when I noticed I'd rolled onto something, probably a pillow. I propped myself my with my forearms, my eye's still shut tight. I reached under me to find the thing I'd been laying on so that I could move it out of the way and continue to sleep. Finding nothing I opened one blurry eye to look for it myself.

After quite quickly noticing nothing was there I sat up. Perhaps a bed spring had come lose? Not to surprising, these beds are ancient.

No... Huh, after feeling around for something, anything that had been bothering me and coming up unsuccessful I gave up, hoping sleep would come again easily.

I collapsed back onto the bed, exhausted. Then, at that moment I realised what was happening.

"It's my boobs, isn't it? They're so big I mistook them for a pillow," I muttered to myself.

I sat up again, this time opening both my eyes. Yep, they're defiantly still growing. Actually... No, they couldn't have. They appear to have grown A LOT over night. But I'm sure that's just me. I looked at the alarm clock that sat next to Hermione's bed. 8:30. Ewww, I woke up before 11 willingly, that's well... unheard of. Stupid Basomas.

I looked over to Hermione and Ginny both sleeping soundly on their beds. I don't see the harm in waking them up, they normally get up at nine-ish anyway.

I got up and shock Hermione and Ginny in turn until they both woke up, yawning, stretching and rubbing their eyes.

"Where's the fire, and since when do you get up before lunch?" Ginny asked sitting up in her bed before taking a sip of water from the mug placed on her bedside table.

I decided to ask them outright, no point in dancing around the houses, right?

"Do my Basomas look bigger to you today?" I said, holding my arms out to either side of me, like an aeroplane and spinning once, slowly in a circle.

Hermione's jaw dropped as she got out of bed and got real close, oggiling them.

"How's that possible?"

Ginny stayed on her bed, eyebrows raised. "You've got to tell me your secret! I'll admit, you've always been quite busty, but now you're taking the piss."

She shook her head and sighed, "what do you eat? Maybe that's your secret."

"Same as you," I replied, shrugging. My eyebrows furrowed together in the middle. I don't see what their deal is. I was a healthy C/D, I probably only moved up one size, double D's aren't unheard of, especially not in my family. Mum's bras practically looked like two large shopping bags tied to her chest.

Ginny's eyes widened in alarm, I looked down, half expecting my Basomas to have been growing as we spoke and out to burst. When I didn't see that I looked up to her, one eyebrow raised.

Apparently she had mistaken my expression for feeling insulted.

"I'm not saying you're fat! I mean, you're tiny for crying out loud. It's just you don't find many 28 tipple EE's out there."

I rolled my eyes, "Okay," she said, "I was exaggerating slightly, don't kill me. All I know is that, if I'm correct, and I think I am. You're going to need a new closet of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder's-"

I cut her off, "Okay, okay, I think that's enough. My poor Basomas have been besmirched enough this morning."

Ginny was beside herself with laughter.

"What?" I snapped, rolling my shoulders in circles.

"I can't wait until you tell Mum!" she screeched, falling back onto her bed into a new fit of giggles.

"Why on earth would I tell her about this?" I asked, trying to ignore her as best I could.

"Well, how else are you going to get new underwear?"

I sighed, "In case you haven't noticed, Ginny, I'm Seventeen years old. I think I can go and buy myself some underwear, thank you very much." I muttered the last part to her and Hermione, who suddenly decided to put her two penneth in.

"We can't leave here whenever we want, Jess," she stated, "Mrs Weasley is doing all the shopping for us, so you'd have to tell her."

She was going to carry on, but I'd heard enough, "There is no way, I repeat, NO way I'm going to even mention the word Bra to Molly."

But at that moment Molly walks into the room, "Mention what to me, dear?" she asks, as she collects dirty clothes from the floor.

"Oh nothing, Molly," I say laughing nervously. But from the look on Ginny's face my effort was futile.

I feel besmirched and dirty. Ginny told her what I needed and I was literally attacked when she ran to me, saying between sobs, and I quote "You should never be embarrassed to ask for things like that." At which point Ron came in, with all his nosy glory.

"Asking for what?" he smirked, as Harry stood by his side. Ron was looking at me in a way that just annoyed me so much. So I exploded, I wanted to embarrass him by bringing something up that was really girly, but ended up only embarrassing myself.

"TAMPONS" I scream, "TAMPONS, you nosy TWAT! Happy now?" He stood there slightly stunned as I walked past him raising my arms in the air in an 'you asked for it' manner.

I heard him muttering something that sounded horribly like, "somebody is on their time of the month, and it's not Lupin."

I stormed down the stairs and entered the kitchen where Remus, Tonks and Sirius sat, all shaking with laughter.

"Want some tampons - I mean toast, Jess?" Sirius asked, setting them all off laughing again like fools.

"If you carry on like that you won't be the only one in this house with the reputation of being a murder" I scowled sitting down with a huff.

"Oh scary!" Sirius howled, "You gunna attack me with your handbag?"

"No, I was thinking something along the lines of force feeding you your fingers and tampons- TOES!" I bellow, smacking my head on the table.

end of, Flash back, Flash back, Flash back, Falshhhhh back!

That was nice. So yes, as you could obviously tell from that, my Basomas have grown. So now I look like I'm smuggling two Quaffles down my top. Well maybe that's over exaggerating a bit.

Anyway, so I've been noticing since this incident that I've been attracting a lot of attention, well actually, I haven't noticed, other people have. And it's not the good kind of attention, like for pulling a good prank or wielding a chainsaw in the middle of breakfast (do you remember that fond memory?) But the kind where guys just look at your Basomas while you walk down a corridor or stare at them while talking to me instead of looking at my face. (There was actually a time where that happened with Dean Thomas, he did it right next to Fred as well, Fred's reaction was hilarious "You know, her face is up there" Fred Hissed, "I suggest you start looking at that before I accidentally put something into your pumpkin juice tonight at dinner." his face was priceless.) And it's not like they have the excuse of being at that level, I'm 5 ft for crying out loud. They're all just big Poo's.

MERLINS SAGGY PART! That was hilarious! What I just did to Mrs Norris, it was, just... I have to tell the twins!

I ran through the castle as fast as I could, it had been a few day since the first time Umbridge saw me with a weapon. Yep, that's right, the first. She's also caught me taking my maces and other things for walks multiple times. I'm surprised she hasn't done anything about it yet.

I kept running, when the fat lady came into view I practically screamed the password at her and ran through the hole into the common room. A paused just inside with my hands on my knees as I caught my breath. I looked up briefly and noticed that most of the common room was looking in my direction almost apologetically, with a hint of relief in their eyes.

I frowned, "why's everyone-" I was cut off, and that one word that was said changed everything.

"Umbridge." said Lee, pointing towards the ceiling where my dorm could be found.

My eyes widened before I ran up the stairs as fast as I could and barreled through the door loudly just in time for me to see her stand up next to my bed and smile happily at the pile of weapons - No, my weapons that where arranged in a pyramid style at the end of Angelina's bed.

She brushed off her hideous pink dress before giving me a sickly sweet smile and saying, "Don't want you hurting anyone now do we? I'll make sure you can't get them again." she gave me another smile, levitated my weapons and with that left the room.

"NOOOO! " I screamed, as I realised what had happened and bolted out the door.

I raced down the stairs two at a time and made it in time to see her making her way through the common room to the door. Trailing in single file behind her a bounty of dangerous objects.

I sank to the floor and grabbed the handle of my new Tomahawk. As I laid face down on the floor, my hands wrapped tightly around the handle in a death-grip I began to get dragged across the floor. I yelled insult after insult into the common room carpet at the toad like creature that was doing this to me.

I felt a pair of hands wrap themselves around my ankles, causing me to lift up off the ground as the Tomahawk got further away. My hands slowly began to slip down the handle of the Tomahawk. I kept a hold of it with all my strength, as if, if I let go, I would die, where in reality I would just fall on my face with soon to be a dead man's hands around my ankles.

The person holding my legs (who I now know is Lee) began pulling the other way until finally I couldn't hold on anymore and I fell to the floor, watching the Tomahawk float through the door, before it closed behind it.

I lay on the floor, face down until Hermione grabbed one of my arms and attempted to pull me up.

"Let me die here," mumbled into the carpet, "my life is over."

"Jess!" she scolded, "stop being so melodramatic, and get up." she continued to pull at my arm before I felt an someone's arm snake underneath me before I was lifted into the air, and then carried under someone's arm like a rag doll. I was carried up a set of stairs into Harry and Ron's dorm. Then I was placed back on the floor, face down as people sat in a circle around me.

"Leave me alone, I'm trying to mourn the loss of the only thing I love, here." I huffed, "Merlin, you're all so inconsiderate."

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