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Have some young Royai.

"Roy, stop staring at me."

"I'm not staring at you, I'm admiring you."

Riza gave him a quick glance before she went back to staring at the words in her book. She was lying down on the sofa trying to study but of course, Roy was being distracting. "Admiring me studying? I'm sure."

"I have always been fond of intellectual girls." Roy said with a smirk, to which Riza acknowledged by rolling her eyes.

"Shouldn't you be studying?" Riza decided to entertain the conversation for a little while.

"You know your father was too sick to go through with this week's lessons so he cancelled them." Roy said as he got up and moved towards her.

"I know, but shouldn't you be studying anyways, perhaps maybe try and get ahead? I'm sure father told you the same thing." Riza eyed his movements cautiously.

"It's much more fun to bother you than study." Roy said plainly.

"Roy, please leave me alone." Riza said, trying to end the conversation.

Roy replied with a poke to her side, but she didn't even flinch. "What, Riza, are you not ticklish?"

Riza didn't reply, trying to zone him out completely.

"Riiiza! Answer me!" He started poking her more, but it was nothing but a minor nuisance to Riza. Just then, Roy had an idea. He climbed onto the sofa and laid himself down right on top of Riza, squishing her completely.

"Roy! What are doing? Get off me!"

Roy nestled himself onto her further and he laid his arms against her neck, and his head against his arms. "But Riizaaa... Hey you're pretty soft."

Riza huffed loudly as she elbowed him in the side in an attempt to shove him off. Instead she hurt her elbow, since when did he have such toned muscles? He did feel quite heavy. "Roy, you're cutting off my circulation, go away!"

"Only if you say pleeease." Roy purred, snuggling into her body, making himself more comfortable.

Riza was fuming, she decided yelling was futile and she refused to give him the satisfaction of giving in to his demands. Since her elbow wasn't going to cut it she decided to inch her leg from underneath Roy's and position it between his legs instead. She only had once chance at this; with one fell swoop she kicked her leg up, nailing him exactly where it hurt the most.

The sound that emitted from Roy's mouth was some sort of hybrid between a squeal and screech. He slid off of Riza's back and onto the floor with a loud thud, holding onto his nether regions while still trying to put together in his head what just happened.

"See Roy, this is what happens when you don't listen to me. Please don't bother me while I'm studying."

All Roy could do was slowly nod then crawl away on all fours.

A/N: Since I haven't updated this in a very long time, have this tiny update! I never said that all of these had to be Riza not in the mood for sexual things, teehee. Anyways, on the last chapter someone suggested that perhaps I should write a chapter where Roy is the one not in the mood, roles reversed! Although I'm having a hard time thinking of a time that Roy would deny Riza, LOL. So feel free to leave your input on whether I should do a chapter on that AND if you have any ideas for it! :D Hope you have/had a great day!