Be prepared for A LOT of drama. He. Hehhehe. MWAHAHAHHAHA!

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Austin's POV

"Goodnight, sweetie." I heard Ally say from upstairs, followed by a closing of the door. Then I heard her coming down.

"She asleep?" I asked.

"Fast." I smiled as Ally plopped down next to me. I put my arm around her, then she nuzzled her head in the crook of my neck. She sighed.

"What?"

"Everything."

I moved my head so she could see my puzzled expression.

"Think about what's happened this past year."

I thought for a minute. "Whoa."

"Yeah. I mean, we bought this house, we had Addi, Trish and Dez got married, -"

"Which I still can't believe." I added.

She giggled. "Then they got pregnant, -"

"Again."

She stared at me.

"Which is even weirder."

I think I saw her roll her eyes. "Then we find out that Piper, your ex girlfriend, and Dallas, my ex crush, got married and had a baby."

"Oh, yeah. And then Cassidy gets pregnant with Elliot's kid, and now they're engaged."

"And now Kira is engaged to Jace."

"This is almost as confusing as Once Upon A Time!" I said.

Ally glared at me for some reason…

"What? I mean, come on. Regina is Snow's stepmother, which makes her Emma's step grandmother, which makes her Henry's step great grandmother. And not to mention that he's also Henry's adoptive mother and Rumpelstiltskin is Henry's grandfath-"

"You don't have to explain it to me. I know. Trust me."

"Then why did you stare at me?"

"I'm just surprised that you actually pay attention."

"Ally, come on. When do I not pay atte-" I paused, thinking about it. "Actually, yeah. I'm surprised, too."

She smiled. Then we heard a knock at the door. "Who could that be? It's like 9:30…"

I shrugged, then got up to answer it.

"Can you believe Jace?!" Trish practically yelled as she barged in.

Dez came in after her and gave me a look. I gave him a sympathetic smile in return.

"Trish, calm down." Ally warned. "Mainly because Addison's asleep."

She sighed. "But, Ally, Jace and Kira are… are… are-"

"-Getting married!" Dez yelled. "Why is this so hard to grasp?!"

Yeesh. Someone's annoyed.

"Because, it's just too weird. I mean, my ex boyfriend is getting married to Austin's ex girlfriend!

"Welcome to our world." I commented.

Dez sighed as he pinched the arch of his nose. "Trish. Austin and Ally are taking this really well. I mean, even I would if I found out Carrie was engaged to… to Ethan or someone!"

We all stood there and stared at our friend. "Who?"

"Y'know, Ethan." He sighed again. "That smart dude that Ally met at the costume store that one time."

"Ohhh." We said in unison.

"But, Dez, I REALLY liked Jace!"

"Aha! So you admit it!" Dez pointed his finger at her.

"Admit what?" Trish asked. Or should I say yelled.

"Admit to still having feelings about Jace!"

"What?!" Trish asked, slightly confused.

"Yeah! It's burning you inside that Jace found another girl. So you go and freak out about it… TO YOUR HUSBAND!"

Y'know, I gotta say, although I back my buddy up 100% , Trish deserves this type of thing. Like, I mean, Dez cheated on her. Doesn't Trish get to overreact about someone now, too? And besides, she does have a valid point. Ally and I know exactly how she feels. But, on the other hand, Dez is also right. I mean, we're not freaking out about it. But she is. Crap, I'm at a crossroads here.

"Dez, you are being completely ridiculous!"

"Am I, Trish? Am I?"

"Yeah, you kinda are." Ally butted in. "I mean, you're freaking out about nothing."

"Oh, is he? Miss 'Start A Fight About A Girl Who Was In My Life 7 Years Ago'!" I said. I didn't mean to bring that up. But, I mean, c'mon! She basically asked for it! Cassidy was nothing, but yet, she made a HUGE deal about it.

Her mouth hung open. "Ok, that was going too far!"

"Was it, Ally? Was it?"

"Uh, yeah, dude. It kinda was." My so called 'Best Friend' commented.

"Dez?! You're supposed to back me up!"

"Not on this, buddy. Not. On. This."

"Well, I, for one, agree with Austin." Trish announced.

"Thank yo-"

"-I mean, Ally deserves to be pinned up to a wall about that. Right, Mr. Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater?!" Trish interrupted, obviously aiming the comment towards Dez.

"Well, if you're going to keep bringing that up, then what's the point?" Asked a frustrated Dez.

"The point of what?"

"The point of us." Dez's answer took us all by surprise. Ally, Trish and I stood there, silent. Dez sighed and then stormed out of the house. We were still in shock as we heard a car start and drive away.

Sorry for the shortness.

Yeesh. I think all of them are being immature. Tisk, tisk, tisk.