A/N: Ciaossu, minna! Thank you for supporting my fic. I have 328 views so far so let's see if I can hit 400 next, ne? Also, feel free to PM me to give ideas for the next chapter, I won't hesitate to write a chapter based on it. Anyway, enjoy the third chapter!
Chapter 3: Alaude's Worst Fear
G stormed along the hallway to Daemon's room, carrying his weapon with him. He had just saw the painting on the front cover of Mafia Daily and the editor had been stupid enough to comment that the dress looked good on him. G had already taken care of him earlier and now all he wanted was to blow Daemon's head off.
"DAEMON SPADE! GET YOUR BLOODY ASS OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMNED ROOM THIS FUCKING INSTANT!" yelled an extremely pissed off G. Daemon opened the door and smirked when he saw G's face. Sure, G was pissed off but that doesn't mean he wasn't red with embarrassment.
"Nufufufu, nice dress G." Daemon teased. In a flash, Daemon was pinned to the wall and a gun barrel was pointed right between his eyes." You had better find a way to take care of this whole mess or the next thing you see will be Elena putting flowers on your grave." G growled.
"Nufufufu, you want to undo this whole mess? Simple. We can sneak into Talbot's lab and use the time machine to change history."Daemon said. "Good idea Daemon." Giotto appeared out of nowhere and approved Daemon's suggestion. G grumbled but let go of Daemon since he too thought it was a good idea." OK, now I'll ask the others to come with us. I've just remembered that we've left some paperwork undone last night." Giotto said." What?" G face palmed and mumbled:" This is not what I was thinking at all."
After the job was done, G followed Giotto to his study to check on his paperwork. He nearly fainted from shock when he saw 5 piles of paperwork on the ground. He scanned the piles and spotted something that made him really pissed off.
"God, just how long have you been neglecting your paperwork Giotto? I swear I gave you this document about 5 months ago, for shit's sake!" G yelled, holding up a piece of paper that Giotto was supposed to sign. The date on the paper proved that whoever wrote the document had did it about 6 months ago.
"But I can't just sit in my office and stare at these papers all day, G. "Giotto whined, only to earn a smack in the head from G. "Like hell I'll let you relax. The stacks of paperwork you owe the other Famiglias are at least twice the number of all of us combined! Besides, all five stacks of your paperwork touches the ceiling already!" G reprimanded.
"Ok, ok, I'll finish this stupid paperwork." Giotto grumbled and sat down to work through the huge pile of paper and G left the office to check on the others. When Giotto was about to reach for the first sheet of paper, he came across a purple notebook. (And no, it's not the kind you use to play games and stuff. It's the kind you use to take notes.)
"Arre, why is Alaude's diary here? Lampo must have dropped it when he was stealing my diary…" Giotto said, remembering the April fool's joke Lampo tried to play on everyone. After hesitating for a moment, he shrugged and flipped open the first page of the skylark's diary.
25th January 1609 Saturday Rainy
"1609, huh? Wasn't that two years after I founded the Vongola vigilante? " Giotto thought.
Today, I was chosen to be the chairman of the disciplinary committee. During recess, I was patrolling the school grounds when I saw some bullies beating up a 1st grade. I wanted to arrest them for bullying in school but before I could do anything, a blond guy beat them up. He didn't even scratch himself. After we sent those bullies to the headmaster's office, the blond guy introduced himself as Giotto and offered to teach me how to speak Italian as I had only been studying here for a month. We became friends after he decided to let me join the vigilante he founded, Vongola.
Giotto chuckled to himself. Alaude was a person who couldn't stand injustice, and even as a kid, he had been very protective of the school. Alaude was so obsessed of the school that he refused to graduate even though he was already old enough to. Oh, the things they had to do to get him to graduate.
Flashback
"Welcome to the 10th annual graduation ceremony. Today, we have come to witness 500 young men and women finish the second step of their education before starting their career in the society…" the principal of the school droned on and on with the same old speech that was repeated year after year. Giotto, G and Alaude yawned while the others fidgeted in their seats. They were all thinking the same thing:" When the hell will (a.k.a. the principal) finish the speech?"
After rambling for another 20 minutes, Mr. Fideo ended his speech:" And now, we start the ceremony by giving the graduates their certificates. When I call out your name, please step up and receive your certificate. Giotto." Giotto muttered: "Finally!" and stepped up to get his long-awaited certificate." Gabriel." G felt a vein in his forehead twitch and he yelled:" How many times do I have to tell you, call me G, old man!" yelled back and they started a heated argument with the principal insisting G should be grateful his parents gave him a decent name. The topic of the argument changed rapidly from G being a "hopeless delinquent" to Mr. Fideo being a "mindless, judgmental old man that should retire and live in his home for the rest of his life". Fortunately, Giotto stopped G before he could pull out his weapon and annihilate .
straightened his tie and the ceremony continued after G got his certificate." Asari Ugetsu." The principal called. Asari walked up and shook hands with before taking his certificate with a smile."Lampo." said guardian yawned and walked up to the stage. shook hands with him and advised him to behave. Lampo muttered: "Whatever" and got his certificate.
"Knuckle." Knuckle stepped up and shook hands with him. Daemon got his as well."Alaude" the principal called. But Alaude didn't move. He didn't even blink."Alaude, please get your certificate now." The principal repeated. Alaude glared at the principal and said: "Like hell I'm leaving. I'm staying here to protect the school." Everybody froze and stared at Alaude to see if he was pulling their leg. But the determination in Alaude's eyes showed that he was dead serious. They sighed and tried to get him to graduate.
"Alaude, just get the bloody certificate already!" G said. Alaude glared at him and said no. Plan A: Fail." Giotto, as your boss, I'm ordering you to get the certificate." Giotto ordered in" boss mode" and got a hit from Alaude. Plan B: Fail. So did Plan C-Y. Just when they thought all hope was lost, Talbot suddenly burst through the door and waved a stick at Alaude."Imperio!" Talbot said. Alaude suddenly became very stiff. Talbot smirked and ordered him to get the certificate. Everybody's jaw dropped when Alaude obediently went up to get the certificate.
"Hehehe, looks like my invention worked." Everybody turned to Talbot and Giotto questioned the stick." Magic wand I invented. Got the inspiration from a novel called "Harry Potter" published in the future." Talbot waved the stick and explained. Giotto was about to ask Talbot to give him the stick when said object exploded. "Hmm, must have been too fragile." Talbot muttered.
Meanwhile, Alaude was freed from the curse and immediately realized what was happening when he saw the certificate in his hands and the pile of dust in Talbot's. A murderous aura quickly surrounded him." Talbot, I'll kill you for this." He growled. Talbot sweat dropped and made a run for the door with Alaude hot on his heels.
Flashback ends
Giotto couldn't help but laugh out loud when he remembered the incident. He kept on reading until he reached the last page. He raised his eyebrow when he saw the first few words on the page.
28th May 1610 Tuesday Sunny
Today, I was listening to the musician play the national anthem on the violin in the garden when I saw the thing I feared the most. It scurried right up to my chair and stared at me. I managed to hide my fear and asked the musician to get rid of it. I hate these pests. Its dirty fur disgusts me. Sometimes, I wonder why they keep…
Before Giotto could finish reading, Alaude opened the door and asked: "Giotto, have you seen my…" Alaude stopped and Giotto felt a murderous aura when he saw Alaude's gaze land on his diary. " Giotto, for intruding on my private property, I will arrest you." Alaude pulled out his handcuffs and… well, you know what happened next.
Finally, a few hours after a few beatings from Alaude, Giotto finally finished all his paperwork and they all returned to the present, though Giotto never did find out what Alaude's worst fear was."Oh well, I guess it will remain a mystery forever." Giotto ruffled his hair and thought.
A/N: I know I've said this twice, but please review or…honestly, I don't know what to say. Anyway, whoever can guess which animal Alaude fears the most will get a reward. You can PM me an idea for the next chapter and I will write it based on your idea. Valid for first 7 winners though. For those who don't have a fanfiction account, they can post their idea along with their review. Ciao ciao! (P.S. Happy birthday Lambo!)