A/N: Ciaossu, minna! Thank you guys for your continuous support (Last I checked, I had 835 views, grazie, minna!). And congratulations to the second winner of the guessing game in Chapter 3: Snowflake97. Requests are still open so if nobody's winning the guessing game, I'll have to resort to typing a chapter based on other requests. Anyway, enjoy the fifth chapter!

Chapter 5: Happy Birthday!

If there's one thing we all know Giotto hates, its paperwork, right? There are only two words capable of describing his mood now: bored and frustrated. Said Vongola boss is currently facing his huge stacks of paperwork and cursing G for placing guards outside his office. Well, how would you like it when your parents grounded you and denied you access to your laptop until you gain A's in at least half your examination subjects? (A/N: Thankfully, I got A's in 5 out of 8 subjects. Yay for me!)

"Daemon mentally disabled 40 pedestrians and 10 thousand dollars' worth of assets on his mission in America, Alaude destroyed 5 buildings in Australia…God, I'll give all my money to ditch this paperwork." Giotto groaned. His gaze landed on his calendar. "Hmm, guess the fortune will have to stay where it was." Giotto's lips formed a smirk.

"Psst, you two, over here." Giotto gestured for the two guards to come into his office. The guards obeyed him and stepped into the office. Giotto whispered something into their ears, making them yell in surprise:" WHAT?! TODAY'S MASTER G'S BIRTHDAY?!"

"Yep, and I'm planning to throw a surprise party. Here's what you need to do…" Giotto whispered some more into their ears. The guards nodded and ran off to spread the news. They told more guards about it so the news would be spread faster. They also told the Vongola guardians to go to Giotto's office.

Five minutes later…

"WHAT?! IT'S G'S BIRTHDAY! I DIDN'T KNOW!" Multiple voices yelled when they heard the news, including the Vongola guardians (minus G, of course. He had received a mission earlier and unless he had super hearing, he would never hear them yell all the way from a street ten blocks away). Giotto nodded and told them his plans.

"Ok, so let's start working. Knowing G, he'll be back in 5 hours." Giotto checked his pocket watch and started distributing jobs." Lampo, you'll plan the party menu and get the maids to cook them. Asari, you'll practice G's favourite tune on your flute. Knuckle, you can buy the birthday presents after the others say what they want to give G. Alaude, go check on G and try to hold him off while we are preparing. And Daemon…" Giotto found his mist guardian already placing illusions of party streamers and other decorations. He shrugged and went off to help Lampo plan his menu.

Meanwhile, Alaude had reluctantly set off to distract G while the others made the party preparations. He found G sitting near a fountain, while sipping from a cup of coffee. Alaude picked up a sharp pebble and sent it flying towards G, effectively shattering G's cup and staining his suit brown.

"What the hell, Alaude, why the fuck did you do that?!" G spun around, obviously pissed off. Alaude shrugged and said:" I'm here to spar with you, G." Alaude took out his handcuffs and charged towards G. G reacted on instinct and pulled out his bow. He countered by sending a wave of Storm flames towards Alaude, who dodged it with ease. The two then proceeded to exchange blows in high speed. The owner of the nearby café watched as they destroyed his property. He sighed and made a mental note to write a letter to Giotto to ask for compensation. Again.

Six hours later, back at the mansion…

"Lampo, is the birthday cake ready?" Giotto yelled. "Yeah, just a few finishing touches!" Lampo replied. Giotto nodded and glanced at his pocket watch. There was still time till the preparations were ready and Alaude had done a good job at stalling G." Giotto, here are the ultimate presents you guys asked for." Knuckle handed Giotto a few boxes wrapped up in different colours.

"Ok then. Wait a minute… DAEMON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Giotto yelled. The hall was filled with pink decorations. The whole hall looked like a Hello Kitty theme party. Heck, there was even a banner that said "Happy Birthday, Gabriel!" in pink bold letters. Giotto panicked. The last time G got called by his real name, the unlucky person found himself tied to a barrel in the middle of the sea." Daemon, remove those decorations!" Giotto waved his arms frantically like Tsuna used to do. Daemon smirked when he heard the sound of a door opening. "Too late." Daemon said.

"…WHAT THE EFFING HELL IS THIS?!" G yelled when he saw the banner. Giotto gulped." Um… happy birthday?" Lampo said, pushing the birthday cake in front. The cake was fabulous, except the fact that the cake was a giant replica of a pink octopus and it was half eaten. Everybody present suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from G and saw a very pissed off storm guardian with a gun in his hand.

"Giotto, whose idea is this?" G asked. Giotto pointed to himself and was forced to dodge multiple bullets a split second later." WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY!" G shouted. Everybody except G, Asari and Giotto froze and glared at their boss. Giotto smiled sheepishly and said: "What? I just wanted to have some fun for a while away from my paperwork!"

Alaude pulled out his handcuffs, a murderous aura that was able to rival G surrounding him." You mean you asked me to spar with G and waste my time just to avoid your damn paperwork?" Alaude said. He and G then cornered Giotto while Daemon sat back to watch the show." Nufufufu, this is going to be good." Daemon smirked while Lampo handed him some popcorn and Knuckles said every prayer he knew. Luckily, this was the exact time Masamoto Ame decided to visit.

"Hey guys!" Said girl poked her head in and saw nothing out of the ordinary. Everybody had kept their weapons in the blink of an eye. They had already sworn not to tell anybody else about the vigilante stuff to prevent any unwanted deaths, including Ame. Ame handed G a box and wished him a happy birthday. G mumbled his thanks and waited till Ame left the mansion after eating some leftover cake. G then turned towards Giotto and continued to beat him up.

Later that night, G opened Ame's present while the others helped to clean up the mess. He thanked everybody for their presents, even Giotto. He smiled when he saw Ame's present. It was a lucky charm that Ame made for G. G smiled and put the charm in his pocket without anyone knowing it. He didn't want lose the first gift he received from his crush. Giotto smirked when he saw G smiling in his sleep like a kid who just got his favourite toy for Christmas. He took a snapshot of G holding the charm with the camera he borrowed from Talbot. Blackmail time!

A/N: Phew, I managed to finish this chapter by midnight. Anyway, happy birthday Iemitsu (whose birthday is on June the 15th, which is today.)! Requests are still open so you can either win the guessing game on Chapter 3 or PM me an idea about the next chapter and I'll type it. Well, it's not my fault I can't think of anything, right? And please review, ne? Ciao ciao!