Cosplay Chaos

This is a co-write between me, akiho13, and a friend of ours who STILL doesn't have an account (Really, get on with it!)

akiho13: So now we are going to begin a co-write story. FINALLY! This is going to be full of insanity and fun. Be prepared for the craziness and hysterical events of Cosplay Chaos! =^-^=

Also, she's the one who came up with the title :)

Now, our other friend isn't going to put in her input on the story on this chapter! Besides, it only introduces the characters... Also...

Be so freaking jealous :D

Chapter One

Chance Encounter

Autumn's POV

My fingers continued to move over each key. I was typing on a story I had created. This scene I have to say was pretty funny!

Right now, El or 'Kanda' is fixing her hair. She has to finish cutting the bangs perfectly. Heather, or 'Allen Walker,' dun dun dun! Is getting some food. Right now we're in some epic cosplay for an anime called 'D. Gray-Man.' It's really awesome! I get to be Lavi. So yes, I get to scream 'Strike!' At a lot of people. El gets to act all emo and angsty towards people, and Heather gets to act like...Heather. I just hope we don't play any strip poker...

Shutting the computer I stood and left to go see how far El is with her wig. This should be interesting...

I walked in the room and saw El yelling. What's bad? It was a strand of hair she was yelling at. "You stupid piece of hair! Why do you have to be so damn hard to fix?" She continued to gripe. "El. How many times have I told you to stop talking to inanimate objects? You know it's only going to make your insanity worse." I put my hands on my hips.

"But it's mocking me! Look at it." She pointed to the accused blue hair. "See? It's laughing at me! I can hear it saying, 'I won't let you cut me correctly! Ha ha ha ha ha~.' Stupid wig! I'm going to kill it if it doesn't shut up!" She then trimmed scarcely at the silky hair. "Alright then..." I slowly exited the room.

"Hey Heather, what are you up to in there? Emptying our fridge again yet?"

"Hey! That's so not true!" I heard her yell in protest. I came into the kitchen. My eyes trailed over the banquet set out on our table. "Heather...question. Since when has our kitchen belonged to knights of the round table? This is so much food. What are you planning on doing with it? Feeding the whole con?" I gestured to the land of buffets.

"I just am trying out some new recipes. Don't judge me!" Her voice raised as she held up her fist with ladle in hand. "I will judge all I want. This is my house too."

"Whatever." She turned her back to me continuing to cook. "I'm hungry and I know we need to eat before we leave."

"Yeah, but this is a little much..." I trailed off. Suddenly the thought occurred to me. I glanced at Heather. I began to laugh. "What's so funny!"

"Sorry! Sorry! Just the image of Allen cooking and yelling at Lavi for talking about how much he made is funny as all heck!" I continued to laugh.

As you may have guessed, we are in full cosplay. Well, except for El who is still having her war against the blue enemy. This made me think... maybe I should go sit back down and type some more. I could probably get through at least a chapter. Hopefully El will be done by then.

"Finally! Ha ha ha ha! I win you stupid wig!"

Oh yeah. She'll be done alright. She'll be done...

End of POV

Heather's POV

I sighed when I heard El's psychotic scream about her wig. Well, we did search for like three weeks to find the damn thing, so it's bound to be a little off. I turned back to the table full of glorious food.

As you can guess, I was trying out some recipes that Ann, a friend of ours, gave to us and some other recipes that was in my old family recipe book. At least things didn't burn down while I was cooking...

"Hey Heather..." I turned to look at Autumn, who was currently dressed as Lavi. "Do you think you can bring some chocolate cake or brownies?" She pursed her lips at me. It was so adorable! But she would kill me if she ever found out I called her that...

I scoffed. "Who the hell do you take me for? Paula Dean? Of course I will!"

"Um, Heather, you're better than Paula Dean!" El yelled from the bathroom in the back.

"And that's because she puts too much fat in her food." Autumn muttered under her breath from on the couch behind her computer. I heard her anyways.

"Thanks!" I yelled out. Autumn only scoffed and continued to type her story. Which one, I have no idea...

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

"Autumn, can you get that?" I yelled from inside of the kitchen.

"NO! You get it!"

"You're closer to it!"

"But I'm typing!" Autumn yelled back as a retort.

"And I'm cooking!"

"You already have a buffet!"

"You're still closer!" I yelled. I gave up anyways. I got out of the kitchen and walked out to the door. I saw Autumn get up from her spot on the couch. She glared at me and I glared right back. The doorbell was continuously ringing, and it was getting on my nerves. We both suddenly lunged for the door, screaming, "I'LL GET THERE FIRST!" Our heads came in contact with the door instead of our hands though. "Lavi, go back to your typing." Autumn sighed.

"Fine." She said with a sigh and immediately plopped down on the couch. I swung open the door, yelling, "Sora, what the hell are you-" I stopped in mid-sentence, seeing as Sora, Autumn's brother, isn't at the door continuously ringing the bell. Instead, it was three -Man cosplayers. The one in front of me was an exact copy of Allen Walker, the one to the right of him was another exact copy of Lavi. The one on the left was, you guessed it, an exact copy of Yu Kanda.

I smiled a dazzling fake smile. "I'm sorry; I thought you were someone else! But I must compliment on your costumes! They're absolutely perfect!"

"Dramatic Turn of Dramaticness." I looked over to see Autumn turning her head slowly towards the door to possibly see what I was talking about.

I sighed. "Lavi, you dork."

The Lavi look-alike looked confused. "There's another me?" He tried to look over me, but I blocked his view.

"Anyways, may I help you?" I asked, a little ticked at the Lavi cosplayer for some reason.

"What did you say about cosplayers!" El suddenly ran out from the hall then stopped to see who was at the door. "Oh, cool cosplaying skills." She said with an evil little smile on her face.

I looked back to the people in front of me, completely ignoring my two best friends behind me.

"Um, can you tell us where we are, please?" Well, at least the Allen cosplayer had some manners. I gave him a confused look, but before I could answer him, Autumn cut in.

"Are you stupid? Where do you think you are? This is Arkansas, for god's sake! Jeez, some people..." She muttered under her breath. I glared. "Autumn! Be nice!" Autumn stuck her tongue out at me.

"Um, you're in Delton, Arkansas. Is there something wrong?" Man, that was probably one of the most stupid questions that I could ever ask.

So, did you like that chapter? Delton is a made up place, just so you know! Anyways, do review ^.^

Well that was fun to type. I do hope you know that the POVs will be written like this...Autumn's: Akiho13's writing. Heather's: Tiryn's writing, and El's: Friend without account's writing. You will be able to find this story on both mine and Tiryn's account! So please, review!