SETO
They would pay for this soon enough. To think, that the CEO of KaibaCorp could be reduced to such a state by these weaklings was unbearable. I mean, what has the world come to? Obamacare? Corruption? Nuclear warfare? Social inequality? Come on people, you ain't got anything else better to do, have you? Oh, wait. You're reading this. Don't stop. Those things can wait. After all, you've probably been doing this for a while now, a little bit longer won't hurt, right? RIGHT?
Well, the show must go on. And as the secondary main character, I too have OP powers. So, let's see my flying abilities in action. KaibaCorp 1 is cleared for takeoff. So now that we have that settled, let's see about everyone else. "All right. Normally I'd have someone jailed, but seeing as how this is a game of Truth or Dare, I'll find some way to make up for it. Now that it's my turn… Well," I began. "Wait a minute. It's my turn again. Yugi dared me. So.." Wheeler started. "As you said before, Screw The Rules, I have money. So there. Now, Marik, Truth or Dare?" I asked. "I have no fear of any devious ideas you have up your sleeve. I was locked out of my own body and forced to watch all sorts of scarring things. Bring it, Kaiba," he replied. "I dare you… to watch My Little Pony… While eating dog biscuits. Keeping in mind I will be posting this to my MyTube channel which has 28 million subscribers. Apparently a lot of people like my attitude and rants. Plus the way I can publicly humiliate others, paired with my ability to make a child cry with a single look and a puppy die with a single smile. Life doesn't get much better than that, now does it. Now do it, Marik. You know you want to…. =)" I cackled.
(A good few hours and a few oven pans worth of homemade dog biscuits… Yes, Kaiba can cook. If you went to his channel, you'd see that happen).
"So how ya doin', Marik?" I asked, pointing the camcorder in his face. "Friendship is magic. When the going get tough, the tough get My Little Pony. Woof. Princess Celestia is the love of my life," came his monotone reply. I think he may have been slightly brainwashed. Or something. "Anzu, it's your turn now. Which do you want?" Marik asked. "Truth. How bad can it be?" she said. " Have you ever had dirty thoughts about someone besides your boyfriend Seto, and if so, describe them in vivid detail," said Marik. For a former lunatic, he's got serious potential. "On second thought, can I have a dare instead?" she said, muttering inaudible words not to be used in polite conversation. "Fine. Spread whipped cream on Kaiba's stomach and lick it off. In the most sensual way possible," Marik said, slightly annoyed now. I would be too. Except I don't want the person I'm dating to tell me those things.
Anyways, this was going to be exciting. Especially for my channel. And me. To my extreme horror, Marik had bottles of various liquids on his person, like chocolate syrup, various seasonings, and of course, whipped cream. I entrusted my camcorder to Yugi, as he does consider me a friend (don't worry, the feeling's not mutual) and wouldn't damage my property out of something he calls respect. One of his principles, he says. Strange little things, they are indeed. So I took off my shirt, and everyone but the girls (Marik and Bakura, too, of course) screamed in absolute horror. The others had this weird look on their face, their mouth was gaping open, their eyes were wide, and some were drooling (Marik and Bakura). "All right. Let's get this over with before any other bloody nonsense happens to us," I said, in an effort to get everyone to quiet the fuck down. Honestly, I know I'm pretty awesome, and if my abs blind you, you can cry out of sheer awesomeness, but there is a freaking limit. Thank you. But Anzu… Oh Kami. Her tongue. The trail of her saliva down my stomach. Well, when we get out of this, serious things are going down. Honestly, you should try this sometime. I'm in heaven right now. Which everyone else said was impossible because I've said one too many four-letter-words that begin with the letter f and done way too many horrific things with my life. Screw them all! I am Kaiba. Fear me…. If you dare!