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What about me?

Chapt. 16

traveling

"You are a man...right?"

"Huh?" Rioch gave Sasuke a fake confuse look.

"Hmph, If you are a man then I am allowed to hit you...unless...you are a woman? Are you a woman?"

"..."

"I thought so. You know what that mea-"

"Sasuke-bastard! There you are! Where the hell have you been? I'v been looking for you everywhere you idiot!" Everyone turned at once to look at the arrival of the hyperactive-annoying-loudmouth-fool ninja.

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"You bastard over here!" Waved a very hyper, blonde ninja as he ran toward them.

'You idiot, you always come when you are not wanted or needed.' Sasuke frown again, this day was going from bad to worst.

'So that is the idiot the Kazekage told me about? Damn. It seems he isn't that fond on Sasuke. That is good...I'll befriend him and will use him to make Sasuke a living hell.' Rioch eyed and smirk as he watch the blonde aproach.

Naruto finally reached them, panting and sweating. "Sigh, finally...I...found you guys."

"N-Naruto...w-what took you so long?" Hinata started blushing and stuttering.

Naruto look at Hinata and gave her a cheap grin. "Well, when Sasuke-bastard left me...well, I got lost."

"Whatever Narutard!"

Naruto snapped at Sasuke. "SHUT-UP YOU IMBECILE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU LEFT ME IN A CLOUD OF DUST. I WONDERED AROUND TOWN, TRYING TO FIND THE GATE BUT I JUST GOT LOST."

Rioch sweat-dropped. 'Wow. He is an idiot, he could have just aked someone to guide him to the gate.'

"Well about time you got here." Everyone turned around to look at the Kazekage.

"I thought you were gone already." Sasuke said in a annoyed voice. This attitude of course earned him a death glare by Gaara.

"Hn...I am here to see you off." After he said this he just stood there looking at them, and they also stood there looking at Gaara. Suddenly Gaara's eye started twitching. "Well?"

"Well what?" Asked Naruto and everyone looked at Gaara.

"Well...Aren't you suppose to go now?"

"...Oh, yeah." Naruto scratched the back on his head and grinned. "C'Mon everyone! Gotta get moving!" Naruto suddenly started acting as if he was the leader of the group. Hinata and Rioch obeyed, while Sasuke hit him on the head.

"Why the hell did you hit me!" Naruto whined.

"Because I do as I please."

Naruto was about to fight again but remembered the promised he made Hinata. "Hmph, it seems I am the only one that remembered the promised we made to Hinata." With this said he walked away from the bastard Sasuke.

Sasuke then remembered what he had promised to her. Damn, he forgot about that as he found his mind occupied with jealousy. Oh, well. He shrugged it off.

"Hey, what was your name again?" Rioch asked Naruto as he approached him.

"Huh, oh, hey. I am Naruto...THE NEXT HOKAGE!" Rioch gaved a small laugh and sweat-dropped. 'Yeah right.'

"Oh, I am sure you will, since you seem to be a really strong Shinobi...unlike that idiot over there." Rioch pointed toward Sasuke with his eyes.

"Hmph, I am way better than him. I sure am glad to finally meet someone who is able to admit it." Naruto scratched the back of his head as he grinned. Naruto then look at Sasuke who seemed to be sulking at the very end. "What is wrong with him?" Aske Naruto to no one in particular but Rioch heard.

"Oh, he is probably mad because he has to do this mission. I bet he thinks he is all great and mighty that doesn't need to be doing this kind of missions...Asswhipe!" Rioch said with a disgusted tone.

"AH! who are you calling an asswhipe?" Naruto started getting defensive, thinking that Rioch had offended him.

'What a moron...che, he will be easy to manipulate.'

"That moron, shinobi wanna-be at the very back."

"Hinata! How dare you! She is a really nice and pre-"

"I was talking about the angst boy! What ever his name is Sasuke boy!" Rioch started loosing his cool with the retard called Naruto.

"Oh, Sasuke! Yeah, Yeah, he is an asswhipe!" Naruto turned to look at Sasuke and pouted his mouth as he glared at him. Sasuke suddenly looked toward Naruto and saw him, he only responded with a cool glare.

Naruto turned around toward Rioch. "You are right he is an asswhipe! He thinks he is all great and mighty and thinks of everyone as lower than him. He is an egoistic bastard that thinks he can have every girl in town...ha, but he is wrong because Hinata doesn't like him at all! That stupid idiot-"

"So Hinata doesn't like him?"

"Huh?"

"HInata doesn't like him?...does that means she loves him?" Rioch asked Naruto.

"NO NO! Hinata doesn't show any interest at all on him. Ha, I bet that was like a hit in the balls when he learned about this (Which it was, remember he was so mad he called her a bitch)." Naruto started laughing outloud and that caught Hinata's and Sasuke's attention toward him.

Sasuke quickened his pase to catch up with Narutard and the imbecile of Rioch. He needed to know what they were talking about, since he didn't trust them. He was sure that they were bad talking him, since he started sneezing several times. His eyes moved from the two idiots, toward Hinata who was in front of everyone, with her byakugan activated. He would deal with Hinata later, first were the idiots.

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