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Warning: Bad grammar and spelling. Also, a really short chapter.
What about me?
Chapt. 17
Naruto and Rioch
Sasuke quickened his pase to catch up with Narutard and the imbecile of Rioch. He needed to know what they were talking about, since he didn't trust them. He was sure that they were bad talking him, since he started sneezing several times. His eyes moved from the two idiots, toward Hinata who was in front of everyone, with her byakugan activated. He would deal with Hinata later, first were the idiots
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Sasuke started getting closer to the two but then slowed his pace, when he heard Naruto laugh. He felt shivers go down his spine, Naruto's laugh could sometimes be annoying...no...was always annoying. Sasuke decide to better stay behind and let Rioch suffer for a while.
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After a while of walking Sasuke was getting annoyed. Rioch seemed to be immuned to Naruto's obnoxious behaviour; indeed they seemed to be getting along very well.
'Just great! Now I have to deal with these two retards.' Sasuke thought as he saw Rioch and Naruto looking at him while giving him a weird look. His eyes shifted once more to Hinata for a momment, then back to the two idiots.
-Back to Rioch and Naruto-
"So Naruto...were you the one chosen to protect me? Man, I guess that means you sure are something, huh?"
"HELL YEAH! BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST!" Naruto said with a huge grin; as he suddenly gave a huge leap on the air, landing in front of Rioch and did his 'Hokage' pose (something like the one he did when taking the picture after becoming a gening---Remember?... he painted his face?).
Rioch almost died of a heart attack. His hand was clutching the left side of his shirt, his eyes were wide and his face was pale. He wanted to scream "WHAT THE F#(&! YOU MORONIC IMBECILE!" but decided not to, since he wanted to be in good standing with him.
Rioch let out a forced laugh. "He---He---He...That is...good." He composed himself and acted as if he was fine.
"Yeah, the great Uzumaki, the future Hokage is here to protect you from all danger! No worries in becoming a Danzel in Distress!"
This was it, Naruto got to his limit. There was no way Rioch would be called a danzel in distres...First because: HE WAS A MALE!
He snapped. "EXCUSE ME? There is no damn way I'll ever become a danzel in distress because First of all...I AM A GUY!"
"A what? A gay?"
Oh, wrong button Naruto!..
"WHAT?" Rioch wanted to badly hurt Naruto right now.
"I know, I know! I was just playing around! Gosh, can't you take a joke?" Naruto pouted before grinning .
'Calm down Rioch, calm down. I still need this idiot to help me out.' Rioch once more took control of his great desire to hurt Naruto.
"Oh, I knew you were joking, I was joking too. Hahahaha! You fell for it Naruto!" Rioch then walked up to Naruto and swang his arm aroung Naruto's shoulder and leaned on him; they started walking as 'pals'.
Sasuke and Hinata were aback by the 1 minute show they had just witnessed.
Hinata just shook it off and continue her watching. Sasuke just mumble bulgar words under his breath as he look at the to pest in front of him.
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AN: O.K. so this is REALLY but REALLY short chapter. But I just needed a filler and I wanted it to be mostly about Naruto's and Rioch's interaction...or in other words...Rioch working his way to Naruto in order to piss off Sasuke and get closer to Hianta.
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