Hey, hey, hey, I'm back for another chapter of…
Little smashers and KH Kids: BRAWL KINDERGARDEN: A TWISTING FAIRYTALE!
And before we start, I have snacks and cookies for all of you…
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Hey, how'd you guys know it was her?
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Oh don't worry, I would for get you guys. *gives sweets and cookies*
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No probs! And I know I've been gone for awhile but now that I'm back, let's see where we left off at…
Pit woke up from his nicely slumber and noticed that he wasn't in his chamber, but he was in an unknown place that he never been in before. He was starting to think that he was dreaming all of sudden.
"Where… am I…?" he said as he looked around the room. The room seemed kind of dull and there was nothing in there but a small bed that he was sitting on. Next thing he knew that two people came in standing right in front of the little angel. Pit wasn't really all that afraid but seemed a little nervous. "Who are you guys?"
"I'm Reno, and this is Rude." Reno introduced to him. Pit looked Reno in the eye, and something told him that he looked familiar.
"Hey, you remind me of a friend I know…"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah his name was uh… um… oh-Axel!"
"And…?"
"He looks a lot like you. Even though he's young, he's looks a lot like you. Does that make you his brother?"
"Look kid, I don't know who this Axel boy is nor do I care. And no, that does not make me his brother."
"Are you sure? You the same eyes and mainly the hair… the same marks below your eyes… but yours has each side…" Pit kept describing the compare of Axel and Reno.
Yeah they certainly do look alike, and I be all of the viewers agree with that. But just all reviewers, but fans too!
"Look, if this kid won't stop talking, I'm gonna put him back to sleep, yo." Reno whispered to Rude.
Okay now back at the palace…
Tifa was fixing Kuro's hair and wings while Zack was getting him dressed just like Pit. And once the were done, they had to make sure everything was exactly the same.
"Okay, I think that's everything…" Tifa said.
"Not quite…" Zack replied. He walked o Kuro and took a very closer look at his left shoulder. "His birthmark."
"Hey it looks just like Pit… but in the opposite."
"Don't worry, Tiff, I got this…" Zack went into the dressing room and brought out some make up.
"Um… isn't makeup for girls and for girls only?"
"Yeah, but I'm putting this on his face." Zack put the makeup on his left shoulder to cover up his birthmark with the right completion of his skin, and made the exact same birthmark like Pit's on his right. "See? Now you CAN'T tell the difference."
"Now… when Palutena says; "Pit my precious little angel!" What you say?"
"Um… mommy…?" Kuro asked unsurely.
"Great! Now if she asks you any questions… ANY questions at all, what would you say?"
"Umm… yes…?"
"Excellent! I think this plan might work well, Zack."
"Yeah, let's hope so…"
"Okay then, I think you're ready Kuro."
"I hope I'm ready…" As they left Pit's chamber, they walked to the throne as they saw Palutena crying and praying for her precious little angel to return home. Tifa walked up and cleared her throat.
"Lady Palutena?"
"Yes Tifa, what's your business?" Palutena said softly.
"We have found your precious little angel…"
"You did?" She quickly said as she ran up to her excitedly. "Where, where is he?"
"Right here, Lady Palutena." Zack said as he introduced him. Lady Palutena's eyes widen happily as she saw her son. Or so she thought.
"Oh Pit, my baby I thought I would never see you again!"
"Uh… it's okay mom, I'm fine." Kuro said nervously, but took it easily.
"Oh, don't you ever scare me like that again, you hear?"
"Yeah mom, I hear you." Zack and Tifa gave him a thumbs up even thought Kuro wasn't looking at them.
"Now, is there anything you would like before you leave?"
"Yes…"
"What's that?" Kuro didn't know what else to say. He followed everything what Tifa said, and now he doesn't know what to say after that.
"Uh… um…"
"Cookies…" Zack whispered to him.
"Cookies…?"
"Okay. Zack, give Pit a cookie please."
"Yes, Lady Palutena." Zack took Kuro to the kitchen and gave him one big cookie
"Mmm, cookie…" Kuro said as he took a bite.
"Okay Kuro, your doing good so keep it up." Tifa said as she gave him a thumbs up.
"So… what happen to Pit anyways?"
"Well… it started last night when everyone was asleep." Zack started. "I heard Tifa screaming…"
Flashback!
Tifa screamed at the top of her lungs and it made Reno jump a little and lost his balance. Zack ran in Tifa's room with his sword and see what was the problem.
"Tifa, what's wrong?"
"Some pervert just looked in my window and watched me sleep!"
"Really? That's why you were screaming? There's gotta be another reason why he came to the palace. Unless…"
"Oh-no, Pit!" Tifa grabbed her silky robe and ran out of her chamber, going to Pit's. Tifa ran as fast as she could to get to the chamber, leaving Zack behind. Tifa made it to Pit's chamber, and bust the door open by kicking it hard. She saw a man wearing shades and was holding a sack, which had Pit in it.
"Hey, you! Release the prince at once!"
"Crap!" The man said. He ran for the window but was tackled by Tifa when she ran after him. Zack ran in to help Tifa get Pit back. The man was struggling to reach the rope but Tifa grabbed the sack and tried to pull it out of his hand but they were pretty strong. Zack held him off by beating from neck to toe. The man kept pulling on the rope until we was pulled out of the room and off the balcony, with the sack. Zack and Tifa went out on the balcony and saw the man running off with the sack, followed by another man with red hair.
"We lost Pit… oh my god… what will Lady Palutena say?" Tifa said with stress.
"Don't worry, we'll think of something…" Zack said as he tried to calm her down.
"What is there to think about, Zack? Pit's gone and we don't know how we're gonna explain this to her!"
Awww, flashback over
"Gosh, that's awful…" Kuro said as he heard the rest of the story.
"Yeah, and we need you to cover for Pit so we can find him and-" Tifa said, until she was interrupted by a conversation.
"I'm sorry, Lord Sephiroth," Lady Palutena said.
Lord Sephiroth… the hell?
"But the search is over. Pit's already found by my two bodyguards."
"But my Lady, I'm sure that Pit is still out there somewhere." Sephiroth explained to her, with a deep unexpected voice.
"How do you that Pit's missing when he's already been found?" Tifa, Zack, and Kuro poked their heads out slowly hearing the conversation.
"Whose he?" Kuro asked quietly.
"That's him, that's the guy who Zack's gonna follow."
"Is he the guy who kidnapped Pit?"
"We don't know yet, but I'm gonna see for myself." Zack whispered.
"Sephiroth, thank you for accepting my request, but you must leave."
"Yes, my Lady. But may I have one last kiss?"
"Yes, you may." Sephiroth took her hand and kissed it gently, and made her blush.
Yuck! C'mon dude…
"Ugh!" Kuro said in disgust.
"Yeah, I know, it's gross." Tifa said.
"But not for long…" Zack went over to Palutena and noticed how red she got.
"Oh, Zack, I didn't see you there…"
"My apologies, Lady Palutena. I may have to leave out of town for awhile."
"Any reasons why?"
"Family emergency."
"Oh, okay. Come back soon, then."
"I will." Zack left out of the throne room and left out of the Palace.
"Will Zack be back?" Kuro asked as Tifa walked him to Pit's chamber.
Hey, that rhymed! :D
"Once he gets all the evidence he found, but for now, we need you to stay focus and make sure Lady Palutena doesn't notice who you truly are."
"Okay."
-.-
"Do you drink a lot?" Pit asked Reno unexpectedly.
"No…"
Yes…
"Did you ever kill anyone with that metal stick?"
"No…"
Possibly!
"How many women did have you gone out with?"
"None…"
More than none…
"Um… when can I ever go home?"
"Um… never."
"Why?"
"Cause are boss said so."
"Whose your boss?"
"Nobody you need to know…"
"Sorry, there's no need for attitude." Pit pouted as he looked out the window, and saw a horse. A light bulb appeared and it started to bright above his head.
No kidding, it happens to everyone XD
"Hey, uh… you have a horse."
"Yeah…" Reno said.
"Um… can I ride it?"
"No…"
"Why?"
"Cause I fucking said so, that's why!"
What's up with the cursing, y'all? Jeez…
"Reno, don't be harsh on the kid. It's okay for him to have fun." Rude said gently, in a rather deep voice. Reno sighed and looked back at Pit.
"Alright you can ride on the horse."
"Thanks!" Pit launched up out of the bed and ran outside to the horse. Pit flew up on the horse and had everything set. My wings are too small to fully fly. So since I can't fly back home, I'll just have to barrow their horse…
Reno and Rude was wondering what Pit was doing and so they went out to check up on him and realized he was gone.
"Where'd he go?" Rude asked.
"You said he was wanted to ride the horse, and he's riding it." Reno replied.
"But, will he back, though? I don't think he's not suppose to ride out of the woods…"
"Don't worry, Rude, he'll come back…"
I don't think so…
-.-
Zack followed Sephiroth but he had to act like he wasn't being seen. He wore a disguise so he wouldn't notice him.
Yeah, no one can recognize anyone, else they know your act or voice.
Sephiroth went into the deep woods and arrived at the hiding where he met Reno and Rude. Zack quietly hid behind the bushes and had to here their conversation.
"Well, did you get him?" he asked the two.
"Sure we did." Reno said. "But… it's seems that the little prince ran off…"
"Ran off? Where?"
"Well we don't know, but we're sure that he'll be back. He wanted to ride on our horse, so I offered him to." Rude replied.
"So… it seems that we had the Prince all along…"
"What do ya mean?" Reno asked.
"Lady Palutena thinks her two bodyguards found her precious little angel, but they didn't. Instead, they use someone else to disguise him to look like Pit. So I still have a chance to become King. Now, go find the Prince again, and keep him here until I prove that Lady Palutena's precious little angel is an imposter."
"Ugh! man do I hate life…" Reno mumbled underneath is breath.
Zack on the other hand, overheard their conversation behind the bushes.
"I knew it. That guy was behind all of this. I gotta tell Lady Palutena." He said quietly.
Um, I don't think you'll be able to tell her.
"Why is that?"
Look behind you…
Zack quickly turned and saw Reno and Rude right behind him with smirks on their faces.
"Hey boss, look what we've got…" Reno said as Rude toss Zack in front of Sephiroth.
"So, it seems we have a little spy right on our tail, eh boys?" Sephiroth said. Zack stood up and spoke with bravery.
"You won't get away with this, Sephiroth!"
"We already had, Mr. Fair." Reno and Rude grabbed Zack and took him in as they tied him up with chains.
Dude, epic fail…
-.-
Pit rode on the horse to get back to the village and arrived to the palace. Pit hopped off the horse and ran to the front gate, but was stopped by the two guards in front of the gate.
"Halt! Who goes there?" Called the first guard.
"Leon, it's me, Pit." Pit replied.
"Yeah… and I'm Chuck Norris. Now get lost!"
"No really, it's me! Cloud, you know it's me, right?"
"Well… I just saw you walking with Tifa to your chamber about a minute ago. So where's Tifa?" Cloud asked unsurely.
"Guys, how can you not know it's me?"
"Get lost, kid!"
"But Leon-"
"I said get lost!" Pit gasped and ran off from the front gate and out to the village.
I don't get it. How can they not know it's me. Is there someone else who has taken my place as the Prince? Pit thought as a tear came running his face. He ran as fast he could and went to the back alley to take a quick rest. He sat down and pressed his knees up to his chest. He placed his head down and began to cry.
I just wanna go home… but I can't… because thy think I'm the Prince. Then footsteps came in, and it made Pit gasp. He saw a shadow and it was coming towards him, and it was frightening Pit as it came closer and closer. Pit covered his eyes and was shivering as he felt his arm being pulled. Pit tried to get away, but the figure was so strong that it drag Pit to some place he never wanted to go into. Pit kept his eyes closed as the grip on his arm and released.
"I found him mom. In the back alley, crying." Said Van. Pit opened his eyes and noticed he was in a place with people who looked not too bad.
"Um, Van, are you sure this is Kuro? He looks kinda different…" Xion said as she circled around Pit.
"Of course this is Kuro. How can I misidentify my own little brother?"
"Well, his hair is brown, and he's wearing white." Demyx said.
"Well maybe he was outside all day."
"Who are you people?" Pit said. The three children looked at Pit and stared at him confusingly.
"Oh c'mon, Kuro. Don't act like you don't know who your own family is."
"I'm not your brother and I'm not part of your family. In fact, I'm NOT Kuro, I'm Pit!" Pit explained to them. But all they did was just laugh.
"Yeah, right. That dream of you being the Prince of the whole Kingdom. Good one, Kuro." Demyx laughed. But that all of that went silent when their mother, Medusa, came with an angry face.
Yeah, Medusa as their mother… I really need to think about the characters and their traits first ^^;
"Children, stop teasing your brother for once, gets some sense!" she yelled.
"DEMYX STARTED IT!" Xion and Van called out as they pointed at Demyx. Medusa sighed and smiled at Pit.
"Oh Kuro, I'm so happy your home." She said gently as she hugged him tightly. This was getting on Pit's nerves, and he needed to put an end to this.
Why do they keep calling me Kuro? Then when he saw the pictures of Kuro, his mind clicked and he forgot that him and Kuro look just alike.
"Uh… I'm happy too." Pit said nervously as he slowly wrapped his arm around Medusa.
Barf!
Might as well get used to it…
-.-
Kuro was getting used to being Pit, but he was also worried about him. Tifa on the other hand, was also getting worried about Zack. He's been gone for a long time, and was wondering where could he be at this time at night.
"Oh, I hope Zack's okay. He's been gone for a very long time, and he should've been back now." Tifa said as she looked outside the window. She pulled out her cell phone and called him to see if he's alright. But his phone kept ringing and he didn't answer. It was sent to voicemail and this was the fourth time she sent him a message.
"Hey Zack, where are you? Pick up, I'm getting worried." She said and then hung up.
Wow, since when did I let them use cell phone in this story. Oh wait… it's called A Twisting Fairytale XD
Kuro was also hoping for Zack and Pit to come back and get this plan over with. He really missed his family and was wondering what they might be doing without him.
"Tifa? Do you think Zack's in trouble?" Kuro asked her.
"I hope not. He was supposed to be back with all of the evidence he found about Sephiroth." She replied.
"You mean that guy who took Pit?"
"Yes. And I know he's planning on something, I just know it."
"Will his plan work?"
"Only if we don't stop it and get Pit back." Kuro smiled and looked at the window, looking at the view of the village.
Don't worry Pit, we'll save you. Just give us a little time okay?
-.-
Zack woke up and gain consciousness and was still tied up in chains. He also realized that his mouth was covered in duck tape. He tried to call for help, but his voice was muffled by the duck type. Then he saw two figures walking towards him.
Oh boy, if it isn't red-head and the Rock XD
"Heey, someone's awake…" Reno said with sarcasm. Zack muffled under the duck type. "What's that? You wanna be free? Hmm, let me think about it. Oh yeah, no!"
You set Zack free you drunk red-head freak!
"What did you just call me, fairy?"
I said leave Zack alone you sexy red-head cutie pie…
"Yeah, that's what I thought." Zack kept muffling until Sephiroth walked in slowly.
"Well now, how'd you sleep?" He said sarcastically. Zack kept muffling and was struggling to break free. "Now, go find the Prince and bring him back here. And make sure he doesn't escape this time!"
"Sure, boss. Whatever you say…" Reno said in a moody tone.
"Wait, what about him?" Rude asked as he pointed to Zack.
"Don't worry, he won't go anywhere. But if he tries to…" Sephiroth pulled out his long sword and aimed it at Zack's neck. "It'll cost him his life."
Woah! That's long sword!
-.-
Kuro was having the time of his life. He was running down the halls, laughing and giggling. Then suddenly, he heard Lady Palutena's voice. He stuck is head out and saw that she was talking to herself.
"Oh dear, this can't be happening. Pit's way to young to take the throne. But the village is bankrupt, and I have no choice. Well I'll… I'll guess I'll have to just accept it, then." She said with disappointment. Kuro gasped quietly and ran out to find Tifa. The plan was getting worst, and Kuro was not liking this one bit.
"Tifa!" He called out to he. She turned and saw him running towards her.
"Hey Kuro, what's up?"
"Tifa, we have a problem. Pit's gonna take the throne.."
"Yeah, he's the Prince. He won't be next til young adult age, silly." She giggled, but misunderstood him.
"No, I mean he's gonna take the throne… at this age!"
"Wait, what?"
"It's true! I overheard Lady Palutena and she said she has no choice but to let Pit take the throne! And Pit's not even here, Tifa. What are we gonna do?"
"I don't know, but we'll think of something."
-.-
Pit was out in the back yard, helping Medusa taking care of the laundry.
Helping…? Ugh… I can't believe I let myself get in to this…
Pit looked all around the place, and seemed very beautiful. But inside, it was sorta messy, and Pit was feeling a little uncomfortable about it.
"Um, Ms-I mean m-mommy…?" Pit said nervously.
"Yes, Kuro, what is it, dear?" She said kindly.
Somewhat. I don't see her kindly at all. In fact, she's NOT even kindly.
"Um… the backyard looks really pretty."
"Yes, I know."
"And, your house-I mean our house, is rather… messy." Medusa sighed deeply and looked and Pit.
"Yes, I know it's messy cause I have been busy lately and I didn't have the time to clean it up."
"Well… you have three children, including me. Why can't they help?"
"Kuro, you know how lazy they are. They wouldn't even dare to pick up a dirty dish."
"Well, I think they should clean, and you should relax. Maybe I can take you back to the palace and let the maids take care of you." medusa laughed. She always laughed playfully at whenever Kuro would say something cute and funny, and he would laugh with her. But this wasn't Kuro, this was Pit, and he didn't find anything funny.
"W-what so funny?"
"Oh c'mon, Kuro. You always laugh right with me every time you say something that's cute."
"But… I was serious. I could have my guards escort you to a guest room and just let you relax." Medusa kept laughing and giggling at every sentence he made.
"Oh Kuro, your so cute and funny."
She still doesn't believe that I'm serious…
Well, duh! She thinks your Kuro, man!
But how do I get her to believe who I am?
That… I can't tell you. Your gonna have to this on your own.
Your not even gonna help me?
Hey, I'm a story teller, not a miracle worker. Besides, I'm not gonna spoil the story for the readers.
Ugh, fine. Pit knew he had to find a way to make everyone believe that he's a Prince but how? Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"Who are you, and what do you want?" Asked Van harshly.
"It's the mail man, now open up!" Said a familiar voice. Van opened up the door and saw two meet standing in front of him.
"Hey, you're not the mail man…"
"Wow, and this kid fell for it." Said the man with red hair.
"Hey! I'm not a kid, ginger head!" Van yelled.
"Hey! Just cause I have red hair doesn't mean I'm ginger!"
"Van, what's going on?" Said Medusa as her and Pit walked in.
"Do you know these two knuckle heads?"
"No… but who are you?"
"We're here to see our friend."
"Friend?"
"Yes, they boy with the wings…"
"You mean, my son?"
"He's your son? I thought he was the Prince!"
"Yes he is, and no, he's not a Prince!"
"Look lady, enough games! Why don't you just hand over the kid so we can go."
"No, your not taking him!"
"Look, we do this easy way, or the hard way."
"What's the hard way…" The red haired man pulled out his electric rod and electrocuted Medusa. Pit gasped and ran out to the back.
"C'mon Rude!" The two men chased after Pit as the three children tried to help their mother. Pit jumped over the fence and ran out as fast as his legs could carry him
Aw, man… I thought I'd lost these guys, and they're still after me. I can't go back to the castle, and I can't run forever. Guess I'll just have to hide then. Pit ran into the village and ran pass the villagers, and even knocked some of them over. Reno and Rude did the same, but with full force.
Now? Now's the time that you say their name? You've could've just said it right after Van opened the door! Good God…
Pit saw one of Kuro's friends and finally had an idea.
"Hey Pit!" Ike said.
"Ike, I need your help!"
"What for?"
"Find me a hiding spot, fast!"
"Okay!" Ike grabbed his arm and took him to the boys hiding spot. Once they arrived, he saw all of Kuro's friends.
"HEY PIT!" They all said.
"Uh, hey guys."
"What are you doing here?" Link asked.
"No time, I need you all to be quiet and don't make a sudden move."
"Why?" Roxas asked.
"Two guys are after me."
"Are they scary?" Skylar asked.
"Yes…"
"Are they big?" Roy asked.
"Yes…"
"What do they want?" Said Axel.
"Me…"
"Why?" Said Marth.
"Just be quiet and be still!" The boys stayed quiet until they heard footsteps. They got louder, and louder, and ever more louder, until it stop. Pit held his breath and closed his eyes tightly.
"I think he went this way, Reno."
"Are you sure?"
"I think…"
"Ugh, c'mon!" The footstep got loud and then faded away. They sighed in relief and let go of the breath.
"Phew, that was close…" Roxas said. But all of their luck ran out when they saw Rude lift up their fort of their hiding spot. They all screamed in fright.
"Not close enough…" Reno said. He quickly grabbed Pit and ran off to the deep woods.
"Hey, get back here with our friend!" Roy yelled as he began to chase after them, but was stopped my Marth.
"Forget it, Roy. We're not gonna go get him." He said.
"But Pit's in trouble, Marth! Who knows what could happen to him…"
"But we're too young to help him out!" Link said.
"If we work together, then maybe we will!" Ike replied. The boys stood quiet and felt as if they should. But still, it was a big job for them to do.
"Hey, what if the bodyguards can help us? Then Pit will be saved." Skylar thought it was good idea, and they all agreed.
"Alright, seems fair to me." Axel said. "But I get to lead the way."
"Do you know where the castle is?" Sora asked him. The boy looked at Axel and was hoping he knew the way.
Oh wow! And I thought he's be smart enough to know that…
"Shut up, will ya? I'm thinking here! Um… uh… do you guys know where?"
"Nope."
"Nuh-uh."
"Not me."
I know!
"You..?"
Uh, duh! I'm a fairy in this story, and I know my ways. But I'm helping you out once, so your lucky.
"Sweet! Alright fairy, lead the way! Well, I'm the leader of this group… but show us the way, I'll lead it to them!" Axel said as grab a wooden stick and raised it up in the air
Oh brother…
And off they went to the palace to get the bodyguards.
Ugh, how excusing this was. Well it could be worst…
Chibi Pit: I've been kidnapped again by ginger head man and his… whatever friend.
Reno: why does everyone keep calling me that?
Because your hair is red, Reno. Got it memorized?
Chibi Axel: Hey, that's my catchphrase!
Sorry, but I just like saying it. Also I feel really really bad for myself! Why? Because I made medusa as a mother, and I made her become nice! She's evil, man, evil!
Chibi Link: But didn't you say this is a twisted fairytale story? Which means anything random can become randomly different? Doesn't matter how you put them, it's your story, KD14
Y-yeah, your right, Link. And with that, you deserve a muffin! *gives him a muffin*
Link: Yay! *eats muffin*
I also forgot about the girls… somewhat. But don't worry, after this story is finished, I'll the next story with girls… lots of'em…
Chibi boys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Haha, don't I'm only kidding. Here's some sweets to come you guys down.
Little Smashers and KH Kids: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY! *eats lots of sweets*
Okay that's it for this chappie and the next one will be pretty good as this one, I hope. Don't forget to send in some sweets for these guys, they'll cry if you don't.
Aerith: You didn't give Sora any chocolate, did you?
Yeah, why?
Aerith: He's crazy over chocolate! He'll be hyper as ever and will not stop til the next day!
Relax, it'll all makes sense eventually…
Chibi Sora: I LOVE CHOCOLATE! *Super Sonic Speed*
Possibly…
Little Smashers and KH Kids: BYE EVERYONE! DON'T FORGET TO-
Chibi Sora: READ & REVIEW, HAHAHAHAHA!
Sora… you just gotta love him. Laterz Smasherz!
What do you think will happen to Pit in the next chapter? Will Zack ever be found? Will Kuro be crown as Prince?