Bolt straight up. Where am..?

Oh. Right. First day On The Job.

I'm put to work RIGHT AWAY. It sucks.

Jump up, brush teeth, yada yada yada.

Grab Job Uniform-the cloak- and head out.

Somehow I don't get lost

finding the Job Room- the Grey Area-

almost as easily as a pig to a truffle. I

don't know how that makes sense but

I see hardly anyone. There's a guy playing

with a deck of cards

probably

Luxord. There's Saix, standing

alone in the far end of the room. I walk over.

"You're going with Roxas today." He says.

I say Is that the The Key of Destiny? He confirms.

I wait for him by probably-Luxord. He nods, I nod.

Soon others come in. There is a

Mullet-Man, a

Pinky-Hair-Boy-Girl, an

Antennaed-Lady, a

Cold-Eyes-Old-Man-yes, and

finally a Spiky-Hair-Blue-Eyes

who walks over to me. And I think he

must be Roxas, the Key of Destiny.

"Come on," he says, opening a Dark Portal.

I nod, liking him. He has more emotion

than anyone else so far.

We're in the town I remember. He tells me,

"Summon your weapon." I stare blankly. Weapon?

He sighs and summons a giant key. He IS the Key of Destiny.

I hold my hands out and there are swords that appear.

Lightsword

and

Darksword, I think. The Shadowswords.

All around us, evil Monsters form. "Attack."

He says, and I comply,

easily slicing through the Monsters,

like the Swords were extensions of me.

"They're all gone." Roxas says, and I ask

What are they? He says, "Heartless." Nothing else.

No explanation? He's even less like Saix than I thought.

Soon he starts to explain, though. Heartless have no hearts.

Heartless feast on hearts. We're Nobodies. We're Heartless with a brain.

We collect hearts from Emblem Heartless. He offers to take me

to a place where he and Axel hang out. I say OK, we go.

We're on the Clock Tower. I sit down as a

Red-Headed-Really-Spiky-Haired-Man appears.

Hands me and Roxas something, introduces himself as

"Axel, Got it memorized?"

I say I got it memorized. They eat, I stare.

What is this familiar thing in my hand? It goes

drip, drip, drip. Axel says it's ' sea-salt ice cream'. I go

lick, lick, lick. I say It's not bad, not bad at all. Laughter.

First day On The Job hasn't been bad, not bad at all,

though I can't help thinking this was Salt on a Wound,

whatever that is.