Operation: Prank Wars
Dick climbed through the air vents of Mount Justice, a walkie-talkie on hand and a smug grin on his face. Everything was going according to plan. M'ggan had gone with Conner to who knows where, the had convinced Kaldur to leave which left a not so silent mountain left, because right now the only other people in there was a hiding Roy Harper and the two biggest loudmouths of the century.
"Big R, do you come in?" the walkie-talkie crackled to life surprising the dosing Archer, "Yeah Richard, I hear you," a groan of disappointment came through, "I told you to call me by our code names, not our real names, not our hero names, not our semi civilian names, our CODE names." Roy mental rolled his eyes at Rob's constant bickering at how he just never used code names, "Whatever, where are they?" It had been unusually quiet, which always meant no good when you had Wally and Artemis in the same building. "Artemis is in the gym and Wally's in the kitchen, we need to do operation: extract…you DO remember what it is right, Big R?"
If Operation: Extract went as planned they would have both of them in the same room in no time, "What's with the lame code names Rob?" another groan came through as Roy went to get in position for the first step in Operation: Extract. "For the last time it is LITTLE R! Gosh, can't you get that right, and sorry if Wally's not here to make-up the stupid names," Roy rounded the corner with a smirk, he had successfully annoyed Robin, now to troll Wally and he could get back to being his grumpy self.
Artemis shot arrow after arrow at her targets…that happened to have Sportsmaster's face on them. She had supposedly failed another mission against him and Wally wouldn't let her stop hearing about it. Wally. How could that big headed speedster be so right sometimes, why he couldn't have not existed, why can't I admit... "AAAAHHHHH!" She jumped back in surprise as her arrows started to fly back at her, "What the he…ROBIN! You slimy nosed little…Wah!" she slipped in what looked like…jello? Melted jello…green melted jello is all over the floor. Those two are going to get it when I find them.
Wally sat on the bar stool, eating the cookies that M'ggan had kindly left out. All of a sudden a sticky, angry Artemis stomped in and shot an arrow straight at him. "What the Hell, Arty!" He examined the arrow stuck into the counter; it was lodged in. "What did I do that made you sssooooo peeved?" She glared at him, "Well, Kid Idiot, if you aren't the one pranking me that who is?" Wally opened his mouth the probably shoot off a stupid retort when the fridge swung open and started to launch the food at them, "Oh No! I'm having one of THESE dreams, where food attacks me and you are nice!"
Robin watched as Roy started to clean up the mess, so no one would believe them when he heard his next trap go off by Wally's panicked yell. "Big R, Fridge Fiasco is a go. Get out while you can, Kid Idiot should be racing down the hall dragging or being followed by an angry Artemis any second now. I repeat ABORT!" As soon as Roy got the message the panicked scream got louder as it got closer to him and Roy. He saw Roy scramble into the supply closet; just in time too. Wally ran by dragging Artemis as the ducked into the Training room.
"What the heck is going on?" Artemis stared at the frantic speedster as he tried to barricade the door, "Rob is trolling and pranking BIG time, so we need to see who is helping him because he can't be doing this alone." As soon as he said that Roy stepped out of the closet and looked up at the air vents, "Yeah, thanks for the late warnings, Rob." Artemis' eyes got wide; Roy Harper was helping with a prank. It just didn't compute. "For the last time Roy," Robin's head popped out of the vent and swung down so he could look Roy in the eyes, "Either do code names or your out and I your 8th grade talent show goes viral," he smirked when he saw Roy's face stiffen. Robin disappeared into the vent again and Roy stomped away. "Okay, so what do we do now?" she turned back to Wally, who looked like he had a plan, "We get them back of course, and I have the perfect revenge."
M'ggan and Conner came back, supposedly, form the Happy Harbor fair. When they got back they were surprised to see the mission room in tatters. "Oh my gosh, what happened?" M'ggan started to look around frantically for her friends when she heard to excited shouts come from the living room. What they came into even made Superboy show emotion. Pies, a little fire, a bird-boy stuck in a snare hanging from the ceiling, and angry Archer covered in a sludge looking substance surrounded a dirty, yet happy Wally and Artemis. "Who's going to explain this to Batman?" everyone turned to the dangling bird who had asked the question. At that the happy, triumphant faces fell and the arguing ensued between the two partners, on who was to take the blame. While they fought Roy used a pocket knife to cut through the net and cut down Robin and they led M'ggan and Conner out of the mountain, "But, what about our friends?" M'ggan glanced nervously as they walked out of the secret door, "Don't worry, one of them will end up explaining it. Right now, let's go to that fair you were talking about."
A/N: thanks to RainbowCloudArt for giving me a suggestion. Of course, I am not a BIG romance fan when it comes to superheroes. So it isn't an IN YOUR FACE spitfire thing. I hope you enjoy. I really enjoyed writing it. Remember to leave suggestions for short stories in the reviews. I DON'T OWN ANYONE!