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Krillin, Marron, and I arrived at a nearby wasteland. Krillin and I stared at each other. The silence was killing me. "If you can knock me out twice, you can be with Marron, if not you get to keep the baby at night." Krillin deviously smiled.
"Ok-" I was cut off in mid-dialogue by a destructo disc coming my way. "Jeez, chestnut, I thought you could fight fair! "You screwed my daughter, do you think it's fair now?" The fight continued, until I landed a punch right on his chin. He was out cold, but he put a Senzu Bean in his mouth.
"Let's go!" He said energetically. He was surprisingly easier to beat this time. I knew one of his weak spots, his chin. Getting to it was the hard part, but it took less time than the last K.O. I woke him up, and he asked "Do you truly and honestly love Marron?" "Yes" I replied with sincerity. "Marron, do you feel the same way about Tien?" "Yes" Marron replied. "Okay you guys are good with me."
I was jumping for joy at Krillin's acception. "But, you have to face 18." He finished. My joy turned to apprehensiveness. "C'mon,Tien, let's go have a talk with those at Kame House." "Okay," I said hesitantly. I rode with Marron back to Kame House. Upon arrival, I saw four figures waiting for us. They all stood with confused faces. We parked the hovercar in its proper place, followed by Krillin.
Our trio walked to the group. How am I going to tell them? I thought. "Hello, everyone," Krillin began. "Tien here has something to tell us." I cleared my throat and positioned myself in front of everyone. " Ummm... Hi," I started. " Before I began, I want to ask for mercy and understanding," They all had bored expressions. "I slept with Marron and got her pregnant." Shock filled everyone's faces, and Roshi passed out. "What did you just say?" 18 asked with anger in her voice.
"That's why I asked for mercy," I said. " Come here Tien" 18 said. "This is for seducing my daughter," She slapped me really hard. "for sleeping with her," Once again, slapped me. "and for getting her pregnant!" She finished with a boot to the face. I was bleeding and bruised. "I deserved that," I said. "Am I good?" I asked hopefully. "I guess." Then everyone cheered in unison. Now we wait for the baby.
A/N: thanks VanillaPepsiCo!