Leprechaun Trap
A/N: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! And if u don't celebrate START! Because today is My Birthday so here is my present to you since you didn't get me one…not like I care…at all. So ENJOY! And if u aren't wearing green *pinch* HAHAHA! (WARNING: Crack Fic so OCC is here!)
Ten year old Dick Grayson walked down the Central City Streets wearing a bright green shirt and smiling for both him and the 14 year old Roy Harper who was begrudgingly wearing his only green shirt…which happened to be a Green Arrow shirt Ollie had gotten him. "Come on Roy, it will be fun! All we have to do is get Wally into it and he IS the Irish one out of us Mr. I'm-part-Scottish-not-Irish!" Dick chirped happily as they turned the corner to get to Wally's house. "We could make this a yearly thing, maybe even a brotherly tradition like on Wally's birthday we have to rescue him from his rogues, and yours we take you somewhere we think is fun but you don't," he turned to the older boy to see the angry, yet slightly amused look on Roy's face. "Let's start!" Robin pulled many traps from his belt and pockets that seemed to expand and become human sized, "Start putting those over there I'll set mine over here. Whoever catches the leprechaun first wins and gets the prize!" And with that the bird disappeared into the shadows of the house and was gone. "Better start then," and with a sigh Roy started setting up traps hoping he wouldn't catch Barry, or worse, Iris in the process of this prank.
Wally walked home from school; his stupid green shirt had marker on the back labeling him as an Irish freak, and was kind of messed up. He had a sign taped to his book bag that he hadn't noticed but it read leprechaun, "Why do they have to pick on me because I am part Irish? Don't they do it enough already," he muttered to himself as he turned the corner that went onto his street, "I can't even call Roy or Dick today because they'll call me a leprechaun, too. Well, at least Dick will." He didn't notice, as he walked onto the drive way the trap that Dick had set up till he fell flat on his face and was snagged in a net. "What the..? Aunt Iri-" Something was sprayed in his face and he coughed a few times before his vision got blurry. Last thing he remembered was someone doing a victory cheer before the world went black.
Roy had heard the 12 year-olds mutterings and was going to find Dick so he wouldn't do anything that would make things worse, unfortunately the surprised shout from Wally and the victory cheer from Dick told him he was too late. Roy came out of his hiding spot and followed the dragged net trail and found Dick pulling an unconscious Wally in a net, "Dick," he hissed, "I thought we were just catching him and letting him go NOT kidnapping!" Dick turned to him with a mischievous grin, "But Roy, can't you see that now we have a leprechaun, sort of, and we can bother him for stuff or until he explodes with anger!" Roy stared at the younger boy and examined him, he realized what was off…Dick had a trail of chocolate bar rappers following him and a little bit of chocolate on his face, "Dick, just give me Wally," he slowly reached for the net, "You seem like you are struggling with him." Dick glared at him, "You want the treasure for yourself, but you can't have it because it's mine! All mine!" and with new found strength, the gypsy heaved Wally up onto his back and ran faster than Roy could catch in the thick brush, "This is SO not going to be a St. Patrick's Day tradition."
Dick laughed to himself as he ran with Wally, who was surprisingly light considering the amount of food he eats, he smiled to himself as he spotted his helicopter, that he had begged Bruce to buy him, hidden in the small clearing away from civilian view. "I have a leprechaun now, and all the sugar ants will pay OH yes…they will pay." He laughed as he threw Wally, still knocked out and tangled in a net, into the backseat. He jumped into the pilot's seat and took off and started heading for his special area that he went to when he was plotting, "The plan is finally in motion, now to destroy those ants once and for all, and if my leprechaun can't do it…he shall." He laughed his maniacal cackle as he headed for Gotham.
Wally couldn't help but feel his head throbbing as he woke-up as soon as he opened his eyes he closed them in a snap, everything was spinning and the light only made his head worse. To his left a giggle was heard and he moved his head and opened his eyes a crack, Dick stood there dressed like a mad scientist practically laughing to himself. "Dick?" his voice was horse and groggy but the young boy heard and smiled so large he'd make Joker's smile look like a frown, "Waz goin' on?" He tried to sit up but realized he was strapped down to a metal table. "Don't worry leprechaun, as long as you destroy the evil sugar ants I won't slowly kill you." Leprechaun?! Sugar Ants! Oh No! I'm the victim of his sugar high and why today of all days! "Dick, I can't do anything. I'm short for a twelve year old I get that and part Irish but it doesn't make me a non-existent magical being. So, please let me go." Dick seemed to be processing what he said, "So you AREN'T a leprechaun?" he thought some more before his face went grave, "Then I must dispose of you so you won't tell the sugar ants my plan." Dick walked back over to the table and came back with an evil grin hiding something from Wally's view, "since I can't use guns we are going to make this a painful and torturing as possible starting with amputation," Dick brought an old saw, that a Civil War surgeon would have used, into Wally's view, "I really don't think you need your right leg where you're going." He laughed manically as Wally fruitlessly struggled against the bonds, I'm going to die.
Barry stared at Roy for what seemed like an hour to the teenager before he exploded, "DICK'S WHAT! WHERE'S WALLY! SUGAR HIGH! Iris is SSSOOOO going to kill me, wehavetofindhim…Imeanthem!" Roy rolled his eyes at the scarlet speedster; speedster's are really slow in the brain department. "I think we should call Bruce first, and then we can find Dick so we don't go head first into trouble/ danger." Barry looked like he was having a one person fight in his head, "But, Wally could be seriously injured by then! Roy we have to go now!" Roy totally ignored the adult and took out his cell and dialed Wayne Manor and was answered by Alfred, "Hey Alfie, this is Roy…Dick…yeah, we need to find him before Wally dies or Barry explodes. What comes first it's still a guess, I'm going for Barry out of hope…you will? Thanks…We'll be there soon…bye Alfred." Barry bounced on the balls of his feet, "What he say? Whathesay?!" Roy rolled his eyes at him, "Just come on, we have to get to the Bat-ca-WAH!" Before the Archer knew it he was speeding at light speed in Barry's arms toward Gotham City.
As Richard stepped closer to Wally, he kept trying to remind himself that if he was in his right mind he would never do this but it was super hard when that old bone saw coming and his crazed smile. "Dick, please. I can't there is no magic I'm sorry about that, just don't. Please!" Dick only laughed at the incapacitated boy, "You are no use to me when you don't do as I say leprechaun, I will just have to draw the magic from you." The saw touched the middle of Wally's thigh and the teeth were so sharp he started to bleed. Wally couldn't pull away because it would just cut him more, "Please don't!" Dick only laughed and slowly began to saw ignoring the pleas and scream coming from Wally. A little, sane part of his mind was screaming for him to stop, but Dick only pushed that part away into the back of his mind so it was barely heard.
Barry and Roy sped into the Bat-Cave, tripping the alarms, "Oops, forgot about those," Barry zipped around trying to turn them off when they were cut off by a blood-curdling scream. Roy walked over to the Bat-Computer and hit five keys and the alarms went off, Barry would have been impressed IF he hadn't heard Wally's scream. Alfred stepped up silently behind them, "I think I have found Master West, and Master Richard." Barry jumped sky-high at the sudden appearance of the butler, "Right this way," Alfred lead them through a small passage, toward the screams. Half-way through Alfred stopped and turned back, "Uh, Alfie. I think we still need you," Alfred turned to Roy, "I need to go set up the med-bay, Master Harper," and with that he left Roy with a stone face and Barry turning white with panic. They turned back and as quickly as they could, started to make their way towards the screams.
The pain was unbearable, and Rob's laugh wasn't helping at all, it only made the situation worse, Uncle Barry, where are you? I need Help, Anyone Help! He let out another scream as the saw broke more muscle, "DICK! STOP! PLEASE, IT HURTS!" You would think Bruce or Alfred would hear me…unless he had already taken them out! He struggled against the bonds again and when he turned his head he could have sworn he saw light red hair and scarlet, it is either I am starting to see red because of pain or Uncle Barry is her-"AAAAHHHHHH!" The saw tore some more and the pain was excruciating, "HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE!" He could swear he saw someone look in as if with caution. Tears started to leak, "Don't leave me here," finally darkness over took him and he blacked out.
Barry almost rushed out when he saw Wally, but Roy held him back, "We need to knock out Dick first then get Wally." Another one of Wally's screams filled the air making Barry want to rush out there and grab his baby, but Roy was right. He settled for peaking over the rock they hid behind, "HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE!" Wally's face turned to where Barry and Roy were hiding and Barry saw the tears and barely heard the words that barely left Wally's lips, the same words he said to Iris when they found him locked in his basement four years ago, "Don't leave me here." Wally's eyes closed and he black out just as an arrow went whizzing by Dick's head. "Dick stopped what he was doing and looked to find Roy standing by the hiding spot, "You have come for my prize! No, even if he is useless he is too much fun."
He threw the bloody saw at Roy and he dodged, "Well, I would leave you alone if you stopped torturing him. You know better Dick," Dick only cackled, "Who's Dick? I don't know who you are speaking of, Speedy." Roy shot another arrow and it landed at Dick's feet, "HA! You missed" Dick threw an exploding pellet at Roy who dodged, "Did I?" and with that the arrow let out green gas and Dick crumbled to his knees, "Good Game," and he passed out.
Barry rushed over to his unconscious nephew's side, "Wally…how do you get into these messes?" he picked the locks and lifted him carefully into his arms. The wound had already begun to heal but it didn't stop Barry's paranoia. He rushed Wally over to the Med-Bay where Alfred was waiting; "Let's get started then," Alfred began to work on the wounds with Barry's watching eye never leaving him.
***********************************A Week Later***************************************
Wally hobbled down the street to his house, spring break had started and he didn't plan on staying with anyone, so what a surprise to him when he found Dick sitting on his bed with a goofy smile. "SURPRISE! We're going camping together! Just you, me, Roy, Bruce, Ollie, and Barry for one whole week alone in the wilderness," He smiled at the young speedster expected anything, bit the response he got, Wally fell face-first into a dead faint.
A/N: THIS WAS A CRCK FIC FOR MY ENJOYMENT! SO YOU BETTER LOVE IT! (Check out AwesomePsyco me and her have started writing a fan fic together...warning it is just about Justice League in the YJ world and beating up Green Arrow using a crazy Barry...so ENJOY IT!)