Disclaimer:I don't own dbz, blah blah blah. Story time!
I went to my beautiful Marron's funeral a week later. "From ashes to ashes, and dust to dust." The preacher finished the service. Taiku and I walked up to see Marron's lifeless body. My sadness was already heightened, but when I saw Taiku reaching for her, it pushed me over the edge. I asked Bulma to take care of Taiku, while I went to East City to get drunk. I remember drinking my weight in whiskey and vodka. That's it though.
The next morning I awoke to a washrag on my head. "W-Where am I?" I asked aloud. "Kame House" Krillin said. "What happened last night?" I asked. "Well, after you left the bar in East City, you yelled at some old woman to 'get off the rag' and ran to the mall. There you yelled ' I am a kraken from the sea!' and started hitting people with huge sausages. When they told you you were drunk, you either said 'I didn't mean to make you cry' or 'I didn't call you mother fuc**r!'" He finished. I was sitting in amazement and shock. "Did I get arrested?" "Yeah and you owe me 8,000 zennies" With that I said good-bye and left back to my house to check on Chiaotzu.
I arrived at my house, to see Chiaotzu at the door. "Hey, Chiaotzu," I greeted him. " Hey, Tien. Can you buy me a pizza?" He asked. " What? I just got here! I'll get it in a little bit." I went inside to see how everything was. Everything was clean, including my room. There was even a room for the baby. Taiku! How could I forget about him. "Chiaotzu I'll get your pizza on my way to get Taiku, just let me make sure I have enough mo-" I stopped. I couldn't find my wallet. I must have left it at Kame House.
With that I left for Kame House. I heard some very disturbing things come out of that house. "Ohhhhh yeah, hit me with your destructo disc," I heard 18 moan. " Oh yeah suck my sticky friend," Krillin moaned back. I knocked on the door. A sweaty Krillin answered the door. " Here's your wallet, I figured you'd be back for it in a while." He said gathering his breath. "I hope I didn't interrupt anything," I replied " It's fine. For some reason, 18 gets off to you," He smiled mischeviously. "Oookay," I replied screaming in my head. I continued to get the pizza and Taiku. I went to a local Pizza Hut and ordered a pizza. "Would you like some cinnamon sticks with that?" the cashier asked. "NO for the last time I don't want anything else." I cried. "Okay, your total is 15.83, and you're a dick. Have a nice day!" "Oh yeah, well you're a bit*h so bye!" I left for Capsule Corps to get my son.
I arrived, and Trunks answered. " Here's your baby, I haven't gotten any sleep since the funeral," He handed me Taiku and his diaper bag and shut the door. At least my son will finally get home again. My small family, made up of two people now. Taiku and I, together forever.
A/N: Well, I hoped you liked the story. I have another one called Life, Stronger than Goku. It still has to be typed though.