100 Things I Will Never Do at Ouran
Sorry for not updating? Hope this satisfies your cracky-needs XD I have another idea for the next chapter! It should be out soon…
Chapter 2: I will not get the school hooked onto the Twilight series.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" A loud cry could be heard throughout the school. If this were taking place in another school it would have caused alarm, but we are in Ouran, the base of the Host Club.
"Tamaki-senpai, calm down," Haruhi sighed as the said person was growing mushrooms in his emo corner, "What's the problem? There's no one here to bother you."
"That's exactly what's wrong!!" Tamaki said as he grabbed Haruhi by the shoulders, "The host club is open but we don't have any customers!!"
"Tono, let go of our toy," the twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, said and took Haruhi away from Tamaki's grip.
"B-But, what happened to our loyal customers?!?"
"Don't worry Tama-chan! I'm sure their on their way right now!" Hunny said, clutching his Usa-chan and eating a piece of chocolate cake.
"Positive?"
"Positive!"
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1 Hour Later
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"T-Tamaki-senpai…" Haruhi sighed. It was 4 in the afternoon. All she wanted to do right now was go to the sale on fish at the supermarket.
"No one came!" He wailed and went into fetal position in his corner, "Why?!"
"They must have gotten bored of us," said Hikaru as he was watching Kaoru complete a Rubix cube.
"Actually, they're all at the movies," Kyouya said, reading through his handy-dandy notebook.
"WHAT?!? What are they doing at a movie theater?!?"
"Ah," Haruhi said, "I remember that Renge was saying something about the movie 'Twilight' coming out today."
"Twilight?" The twins asked.
"It's a movie that comes out today," Kyouya replied not looking up from his notebook.
"There were three things I was absolutely positive of," started Haruhi.
"What?" Tamaki had come out of his corner and was staring at Haruhi intently, along with the other hosts.
"First, Edward was a vampire."
"Who's Edward?" Hikaru asked his twin.
"Beats me,"
"Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood."
"What? Someone's going after Haru-chan's blood?" Hunny whispered to Mori.
"And third; I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
There was a silence for a few minutes…
…
"WHAT?!?!?" Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru roared at Haruhi. Kyouya and Hunny looked surprised, while Mori just twitched.
"NO! I REFUSE TO LET ANYONE NEAR MY DAUGHTER!" Twitch
"It's not like th-"
"HARUHI! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?" Twitch
"No! Wait I don't li-"
"DON'T WORRY! I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU!" Twitch
"BE QUIET!"
The hosts calmed down and looked at her.
"That's what it says at the back of the book," she said magically holding up a paperback copy of Twilight.
"You've read it?" asked Kaoru.
"Hmm, yeah, it's not that great. It's supposed to be a forbidden love story, which is set between a mere human girl and a beautiful vampire in a unpopulated town called Forks."
"…?"
"She means it's a romance book about a human and vampire falling in love in a small town."
The hosts nodded in understanding.
"We need to do some thing! We might lose our customers!"
"Hmmm…."
"Ahhh…."
Errrr…."
"Ne, Tama-chan, lets cosplay as the characters from Twilight tomorrow," Hunny said pulling on Tamaki's sleeve.
"Ahh…" Mori said agreeing with Hunny.
"Perfect! LET'S GET READY!"
"Why do I have a feeling that something bad in going to happen?" Haruhi thought to herself as she followed the rest of the group.
"Hello and welcome to Fox 2 News. We have just received a report about Ouran Private Academy. It seems that there had been a lot of blood coming from the Third Music room. It had been confirmed that a group of 8 handsome men have given the majority of the women population of the school a nosebleed, hence resulting in the blood. If you fear for your nose please do not enter this room. On the other news it seems that Flappy the Monkey has finally learned to burp the alphabet…"
Umm… yay? I don't really like Twilight, so when my school went through that phase I was about to stab someone with a spork :D I just had to write about it, although it came really late… I couldn't help myself on the last part…. That's what I'm gonna name my pet monkey (if I ever get one) XD