100 Things I will not do at Ouran

I had a huge writer's block for this? I dedicate this chapter to charliechick. I love our conversations :). They entertain me greatly. Many thanks to my BFF Lori! She helped me with the idea.

Chapter 3: I will not bring green spandex to school.

Crash! Bang!

"Get back here!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"So? Why are we even here?" The twins asked Kyouya, ignoring the loud noises and yells coming from a certain blond.

"Renge has an idea for our club. She's discussing it with Tamaki right now."

Yes, it seems that Renge had finally taken on her role of the manager. She was with Tamaki discussing ideas for cosplay. From the loud noises it seemed that Renge was pissed at Tamaki, for one reason or another...

BOOM!

Wheezy gasp "OK! FINE!! Now let go of my throat!!"

"Ohohohoho!! Glad you see it my way!"

Renge walked out of the room with a crying Tamaki after her.

"We have come to a decision!" Renge said putting one hand on her hip. The hosts in the room looked at her expectantly, "We are holding the next club meeting at the GYM!!"

-Insert blank stare-

"What's so important about that?"

"I'm not done yet! We're holding an anime fashion show in the gym! Hunny-senpai! You are Kei from Beauty Pop. Mori is Hatori from Fruits Basket. Kyouya you are Light Yagami from Death Note. Tamaki! You will play the role of Atobe Keigo! Haruhi you will have to be a girl from Beauty Pop, KIRI! Hikaru and Kaoru, you are Rock Lee and Maito Gai from Naruto!"

"Takashi, who's Kei?"

"…"

"Aren't Lee and Gai the one's screaming about youth?"

"I've never heard of any of these shows."

"AHA! Commoners must enjoy these shows!"

"QUIET!" Yelled Renge over the noise of the people in the room, "The fashion show is going to be tomorrow!"

"Uh… Renge," asked Haruhi, "Isn't that a little too quick?"

"Nonsense! All you have to do is your regular hosting and act like the characters. Now all of you, GO HOME AND FIND OUT WHAT YOUR CHARACTERS ACT LIKE!"

"Yes ma'am!" The twins saluted Renge and marched out of the room while whispering, "Otaku."

"Everyone! I have brought your costumes!" Sang Renge as she entered the room, "Hurry up and put them on while I go see if the photographers are ready."

"Renge-chan," Hunny asked, "Why do you need photographers?"

"I need them to take pictures for my Moe Moe Volume 5!"

"What is this?" Hikaru picked up a green piece of cloth.

"It's stretchy and gross," Kaoru said while sniffing it.

"It's green spandex!"

"And why did you bring green spandex to school?"

"You two are Lee and Gai! They wear this!"

"Kaoru,"

"Yes Hikaru,"

"We need to have a talk with the creator of this manga..."

"Yeah, who would ever wear anything this disgusting."

"Stupid"

"Out of fashion"

"Gross"

"Lame"

"Sickening"

"Terrifying"

"Horrible"

"Un-"

"I GET IT! I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE WEARING THIS COSTUME!" Renge yelled with her Medusa like hair flying all over the place.

"Renge! Is this how I'm supposed to act?" Tamaki snapped his fingers, "Be awed by Ore-sama's presence."

"Perfect!"

Haruhi looked around the room and sighed. This was definitely not what she planned her day to be like. Her costume wasn't too bad. All she had to do was wear a hat, a T-shirt, baggy pants, and carry scissors. Most of the other costumes were alright too, but Hikaru and Kaoru were probably going through torture.

"Ok! Time to go on people!"

Haruhi sighed and Kyouya rubbed his temples. This was going to be one long host club session.

"OHOHOHO! Thank you for coming to the anime fashion show! First today we have Hunny as Minami Kei from the manga Beauty Pop!"

Hunny came out wearing a hat and sucking on a lollipop. All the females in the room gushed over him and made cooing noises.

"Hello! I like candy and my hamster Mei! Would you like to play with her?"

Most of the girls screamed even louder.

"Next we have Haruhi as Koshiba Kiri, also from Beauty Pop!"

As Haruhi exited the girls started hyperventilating and some guys had a nose bleed.

"Let me help you add some magic."

"KYAAA!!!!!"

"Now comes Mori as Sohma Hatori from the known anime and manga Fruits Basket!"

Mori came out in his doctor apparel.

"Kana..."

Screaming noises came from the girls and some were jumping in there seats, while waving their handkerchief.

"Here is Kyouya as Yagami Light from Death Note!"

Kyouya was wearing his normal clothes. Nothing different could be seen about him, but if one looked very carefully they would notice that the notebook he always carried around said Death Note on it.

"I am god!"

This caused lots of screams coming from the girls.

"Come out Hikaru and Kaoru! They are being Lee and Gai from Naruto!"

The twins entered the gym. They looked at each other and gave a slight nod.

"Oh Gai sensei! I'm am very sorry!" Kaoru yelled running to Hikaru.

"Lee! It's ok, every one makes mistakes in the time of youth!" Hikaru said hugging Kaoru.

"Gai-sensei you are so forgiving!"

"Forgiving people is a very youthful thing to do Lee! Only people with youthful hearts can do this!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"KYAAA!! It's brotherly love Naruto-style!"

Many girls started swooning and some fainted.

"Now lastly we have Tamaki as Atobe Keigo from Prince of Tennis!"

Tamaki entered in Atobe's tennis uniform and every one started screaming. Tamaki looked around and snapped his fingers. The whole gym became quiet.

"Be awed by Ore-sama's tennis skills!"

"KKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, massive nose bleeds, from both sexes. Many of them also fainted.

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!"

"Kyouya-senpai?"

"Yes Haruhi?"

"What's the point of this?"

Well, I think this is the longest chapter yet... And I feel that this chapter sucks... Once again i am questioning the point of this chapter...Oh well... Thank you so much for all the reviews. I was hyperventilating all of last chapter because of the number of reviews.