100 Things I will not do at Ouran
Hehe… I got this idea from a gmail chat me and my friend were having and a school project. –sigh- good times…
School starts soon…. Bleh
Chapter 5: I will not make Tamaki do a scrapbook project.
"So, class, you have to finish a scrapbook on the book you are reading by tomorrow. I will not be accepting any late work." The Japanese teacher, Matsuda-sensei, handed out a piece of paper to each child with the requirements on it, "Good luck."
Murmurs broke out in the class. One student was brave enough to stand up and ask as question.
"Sensei? In the requirements it says that the scrapbook needs to be 20 pages about the book. How can we finish it by tomorrow when we just got our books today?"
"Read and work fast."
"Must work harder. Harder. HARDER!"
The entire host club members looked toward the corner where Tamaki was working and sighed. This had been going on for the past hour.
"Kyo-chan? What is Tama-chan doing?" Hunny asked Kyouya.
"We have a scrapbook project due in class tomorrow."
"I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!!" Tamaki spazzed out in his Corner of Doom for a minute, then he went back to cutting random pieces of paper.
"Calm down Tamaki. You still have 18 more hours." Kyouya continued writing numbers in his note book.
"Err… Kyouya-senpai?" Haruhi asked, "Aren't you in Tamaki-senpai's class?"
"Yes, why?"
"Don't you have to finish your project too?"
"I'm already done with it."
"WHAT?!?!" Tamaki stood up and yelled, "How did you already finish?!? We go the project an hour ago!!"
Kyouya just looked at Tamaki and smiled his 'I-Know-Something-You-Don't' smile. He pushed up his glasses, causing them to glint.
"A scrapbook project?" The Hitachiin twins came up behind Tamaki, "You'll never finish that in a day."
Tamaki whimpered.
"Leave him alone you two." Haruhi called out from the kitchen.
"But Haruhi-"
"We were just-"
"Showing him-"
"How much we care!" The two twins took turns in saying the sentence.
"Nonononononono…" Tamaki cried some more.
"What's wrong Tama-chan?"
"IT'S TILTED!!!" Tamaki cried.
"What's tilted?"
"THE PAPER! I DIDN'T CUT IT STRAIGHT!"
"…"
Tamaki cut of another strip of paper, "NO IT'S STILL NOT STRAIGHT!!"
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"NO!!"
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"WHY ISN'T IT STRAIGHT?!?"
-snip-
"NOOO-"
"Tamaki-senpai, If you keep cutting it there will be nothing left."
"B-but…The tilt…"
"Tama-chan? Since when do you have OCD?" Hunny asked eating a strawberry shortcake.
"I DON'T!"
"Of course you don't Tono." Hikaru and Kaoru walked to the door, "We're leaving it's getting late."
"I will too. Bye senpai." Haruhi walked out the door.
"Come on Takashi, let's go."
"Ah."
Hunny and Mori also exited the room. Kyouya followed them.
"Tamaki, remember to close up once you're done."
Tamaki whimpered.
Haruhi looked to a corner and sighed, "Kyouya-senpai, what happened to Tamaki-senpai?"
"He got points taken off on his project for Japanese."
"Why?"
"He thought that the Title of the scrapbook was included in the 20 pages."
"…"
Yeah, true story… I'm an idiot… But it wasn't my fault!