Cursed Gender

By: Orika

Orika: Okay, because of the request of a Reader I have decided to update this story. Thanks for the reviews everyone.

Vampire Orika: This mortal doesn't own anything.

Chapter 5: My Awkward Moment

(Sora's POV)

I'm a light sleeper, so Kairi stealthily walking inside the room retrieving something from her closet and leaving the room again didn't escape my notice.

Wonder what she just got from her closet? Not that it was any of my business. So I snuggled myself back to sleep.

Early morning…

Okay… So I said that it was none of my business. But when you see a girl wearing men's clothes that's a whole different story, I sat at the table as Kairi made some pancakes, in a man's boxer short and shirt.

Kairi walked over and set a plate of two pancakes in front of me, and she went over her side which was just at the opposite side of me.

On her plate were two pancakes, bread and a sunny side up egg. She began eating her food as she at the same time, pours herself a cup of coffee. Why she has many and I have a few I do not understand, I'm the one who was hurt, so did it seem my ratio was few.

And I couldn't help but stare. I always thought girls were so conscious of their weight. Well, at least that was what my sister was always complaining about eating too much that ruins her figure. I couldn't help but smile.

Kairi finally looked up from her food and caught me staring. I tried not to laugh but the escaping sound wasn't hard to miss.

(Kairi's POV)

I raised a brow at the sea porcupine sitting across me, laughing or at least he was trying hard not for me to notice that he was. I leaned over and pointed the butter nice at him.

"What is so funny?" I asked.

"Nothing really, I was just curious." Sora said.

"Strange, from what I know curiosity doesn't involve laughing at someone." I said. "What is so funny?"

"It's just that…" He said pointing a reference to my food.

"What about, what I'm eating? Something wrong with it…?" There was nothing wrong with my food, its breakfast for goodness sake.

"Aren't you curious about your figure? Aren't you worried about getting fat?" Sora asked taking a bite from his pancake.

So that was the laughter was about. I did heard girls being careful with what they eat as to not destroy their figure. But what does that have to do with me… Oh right, I'm girl right now.

"Most girls would be…" he added.

Gotta think something fast, "Well… I am… not most girls as you can see."

Sora leaned at the table and said, "Yeah, I figured as much since last night," he then gave me a look. "Do you have some fetishes on stealing clothes from your boyfriends or ex for that matter?"

"What?" I looked at him weird.

"Your clothes…" he said pointing at my attire.

Darn it. I forgot that he was actually here. Even though I am a girl at body, I am still a male, old habits die hard. Even though I am seen in public as a girl, I don't have to be one when I'm at home.

"Well… That is…" Before I could answer my mobile phone rang. Saved by the bell I quickly left the table to get my mobile phone.

(Sora's POV)

I looked at her as she sped away to answer her mobile phone. If I knew any better, it had to be Roxas. But then why do I get the feeling that I am somehow wishing that the caller is a female friend of hers.

"Hello Roxas, what's up?" I heard Kairi said and it somehow irritated me.

Is Roxas the only person calling her? Now that I remembered it, I have never come across any pictures from her folks. Kai's picture was on her bedroom and nothing more. I wonder how deep she was in for him, maybe I should ask her. If it irritates her then it'll be worthwhile.

"Yeah, the sea porcupine is here dining breakfast with me." Kairi said in an irritated voice.

Sea porcupine, I touched my head and thought my head is no such thing; girls die to brush their hands on this she calls "Sea Porcupine". Seeing her food across the table I smirked and forked the remaining egg and then I turned around and wiggled it in the air for her to see and in slow motion putting it in my mouth.

"That's my egg." Kairi screamed and jumped at me sending both of us down the floor.

"That has to be food fight…" I heard somewhere above my head. "Anyway don't let me disturb your bonding moment. Have fun you two, bye…" And then there was the click sound.

But that wasn't what my mind was focusing on. No, it was the pair of deep blue eyes staring back at me. It was then I realize that we'd landed in an interesting position.

I was down on the floor and she was on top of me. We were comfortably close, her face closer to mine. As a matter of fact, if it wasn't for a damn egg we would've been close to a kiss. I wonder if kissing her would be like a volcanic eruption just like her temper.

(Kairi's POV)

I stared in horror shock at the position we were in. And then I felt something clutching my thigh. Knowing what it was I quickly pushed myself up in a sitting position. This came to a more horrific position: me straddling on Sora's waist.

Sora chuckled which brought a chill on my spine. "Why Kairi, I didn't know you were that eager to get into my pants." He said.

"Such a pervert..." I said as I got off him and headed for the sink.

"You have a very fine yellow lipstick by the way." Sora said as he got up and took a tissue from the counter.

So that was what the oozing feeling on my mouth was. I opened the faucet and dipped my mouth to wash the egg yolk out.

"So disgusting…" I muttered.

"What, I thought you'd resent that it didn't come close to a kiss." He said. "Girls would kill just to get a kiss from me you know." He said smugly.

"I'd rather kiss a toad." I said.

"Fine then I'll just swipe your pancakes then." Sora said.

"Don't you dare!" And I turned around and bumped to him. And again for the second time today, fell in a horrifying position on the floor.

A few minutes later…

Why am I standing outside, in my own bathroom? The nerve of this guy, to take a bath before me… I knocked on the door for the seventh time.

"What's taking so long? Are you busy checking yourself on a mirror?" I said. "Girls do that you know."

Then the door opened and out came a half naked Sora carrying his discarded clothes at his shoulder.

"Where'd you get that towel?" I asked looking at the dark blue towel wrapped around his waist covering his private.

"In your closet, where else would I get this?" Sora said.

"You barged in my closet." I said.

My eyes then drifted off, at first glance I thought he was skinny but his abs says otherwise. The guy must've been workout.

"Ahem…" I looked up and saw Sora smirking. "Like what you see?" he asked.

As if, my body… Ahem former body had better built than his.

A little mocking from a girl will bring his ego down. "Kai has much better." I said.

I watch the smug off that face but I didn't expect it to be thoughtful.

"You know I think you're lying." He said then.

"Me, lying… about what, him being more masculinity than yours…" I said smugly.

"No… That he was your ex or boyfriend for that matter." He said leaning closely staring at straight at my eyes.

His intimidating me, but I am not easily intimidated. "And why should I be lying about that?" I dared him to call my bluff.

"Because…" Sora said putting his hands at the walls beside at both sides near my head trapping me between the wall and his body. "You resemble him very much."

I tensed, okay; Roxas did say that I still have a resemblance of myself even as a girl. But now that I think about it, why did I tell him that I'm a lover of myself? Gotta think fast, then an idea came to mind.

"What, there's no rule saying that I can't date a distant cousin." I lied knowing that there can't be any loopholes.

"You denied being related to him in class." except for that one.

Crap! Can't this get any worse? "You shouldn't pry on people's lives… you know." If he asks another I swear I'm gonna give him another black-out.

"Hmm… You're hiding something..." Sora said and went to my room the sound of the lock sliding home. MY ROOM!

I started banging on the door of my room.

"You really want to see me naked, huh?" Sora said his voice sounded smug from the other side.

"As if, you're gonna contaminate my room." I said.

"Just admit it and maybe I'll let you have a peek." Sora said in a teasing tone.

"Forget it!" I can't believe how disgusting some guys are. I went into the bathroom and begin to do my morning ritual.

(Sora's POV)

I opened Kairi's closet in which I know she would fume again if she ever finds out. I quickly searched under her garments. Since I've seen her in men's garment I'm pretty sure she has plenty more of them.

And I did find them stacked in a drawer so that if a person would open her closet wouldn't know there was anything weird about her wardrobe. There was so many of them. And that made me think.

"Maybe she rips her boyfriends' garments when they fuck." I said and somehow I can imagine her doing that. "Poor guy…" And then that reminded me of Roxas.

"I need to ask her about that as well." I muttered as I took a shirt and began to dress.

End of Chapter 5

Orika: Okay that was it. What do you think of it? Naminé will be making her appearance soon. Maybe I should add another person's point-of-view on this, what do you guys think?

Vampire Orika: I think its crap Mortal.

Orika: I wasn't asking for your opinion. Reviews please anything is welcome under the moon and stars.