A/N: Hey guys, I thought of this little idea while I was playing on my nintendo wii and I had to get it down. I thought it would be epic if Merlin and Arthur were made to play just dance! This will be a Merthur fic! It is also a oneshot but will continue if you want me too. please read and review guys, enjoy!
Merlin was sitting on the sofa, casually minding his own business when Morgana barges in the door. "Alright bro, what you doing tonight?" she asked, knowing that the answer would be... "sweet fuck all! Since when am I busy on a friday night?" Merlin replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world! Morgana smirked. "Well, thats good cos I have Gwen and Arthur coming over tonight to have a dares night and you ARE going to join us this time!" she said. Merlin groaned. He really hated dares night, especially with Morgana of all people! "And what if i refuse to take part?" he said. Morgana smirked again. "Arthur told me that if you didnt take part, he would ban sex forever! you and I both know he doesn't lie as he's shit at it, a bit like you really" she said with a devious grin on her face. Well, Merlin really didn't have a choice now did he? Either he took part or had no sex? No sex? That was fucking torture! He was already regretting his desicsion as soon as he made it!
XOX
A few hours later, both Arthur and Gwen turned up just as promised. Merlin just glared at his boyfriend who was trying to hug him. "So, Morgana told me that if I didnt take part in this dare night, we'd never have sex again? Did you say that?" Merlin asked with mock seriousness. Arthur burst out laughing. "Of course i did, it was the only way to get you involved!" he said. Merlin rolled eyes, smiling a little, muttering prat under his breath. He and Arthur walked into the living room where Gwen and Morgana were sitting both drinking a can of fosters.
"So, who wants to do the first dare which is to play just dance on the wii... but, we get to choose the song!" Gwen said with a mischevious glint in her eye. Her and Morgana looked at eachother then turned their attention towards the two men. "I think Merlin should do it as he hasn't taken part in a dares night since, well, ever!" Arthur said smirking. Merlin just shook his head while muttering 'fucking bastard' under his breath making the others laugh.
so, while Merlin set up the wii, the other three sat there discussing what song he should dance to. Finally, after what felt like hours which was only a few minutes, Gwen finally spoke up. "Right, you have to dance to Britney Spears womanizer and you have to do the full version!" she said, giggling. "FINE!" merlin said through gritted teeth. Once the dance was over, all three clapped, although, Arthur had a glint in his eyes as if he thinking of something. The night continued with dares being passed back and forth. Some were ok, some were...rather dirty. As it was time to leave, Morgana pulled Arthur into the kitchen. "Look, I know you and Merlin need to have alone time after tonight so I'm going over to Gwen's tonight. You can stay here tonight, all I ask is that you use protection as you know how I'm protective of him and-" Morgana explained but Arthur cut her off and cringed at the whole conversation.
"Goodnight Morgana! This conversation was cringey, now if you don't mind, I'm going to take your brother and fuck him sensless!" he said. Morgana and Gwen took it as their queue to leave. That night Merlin and Arthur had the best sex ever! 'Maybe dares night is worth it if this is the reward at the end,' Merlin thought before falling asleep in his lovers arms.
A/N: So, what do you lot think? I wanted a bit of humor, please let me know if there is anything I can do to improve!